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⚠️NOTICE! This page contains SPOILERS for my webcomic - "The Jaycee Pawman Squad". You can read the comic on Weasyl or DeviantArt!

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Full Name:Beeton Ballmer ("Beeball")
Fake Alias:"Ms. Bea Belle"
Tooniverse Species:Toon Animated Object (bee-shaped inflatable toy)
Birthday/Age:♑ December 31st / 46 years old
Gender/Sexuality:No sexual characteristics, uses male pronouns / Panromantic Asexual
Height:6'5" (antennae not included)
Weight:Varies - dependant on what his hollow inflatable body is filled with
Occupation:Unpaid lackey of infamous scientist Dr. Hans Sans Panzer.
Lives at:🇦🇺 "The Nautilus" - a secret underwater laboratory complex on the ocean floor
Relationships:Loyal lackey to Dr. Hans Sans Panzer.
Enemies with Jaycee Pawman, Cat Canada, Wayne Gates, Ella Pawman, Tips Fedora, and the brothers Redward, Yelliot and Bluey DeLobb.
Likes:Pet fish, toys and plushies, balloons, pool inflatables, soft things, nursery rhymes, colouring books, kindergarten-level entertainment, hugs and cuddles, committing violence when instructed by Dr. Hans Sans Panzer.
Dislikes:Anything sharp or pointy, explosions, popping balloons, thinking hard, reading books without pictures, seeing Dr. Hans Sans Panzer in danger.
Voice:🎤 Sounds like "Inflatable Wolfi". Click here to listen!
Musical Leitmotif:🎵 Waltzing the Weasel - Jean-Jacques Perrey
Created:November 2004

ℹ️ Basic Info


  • Beeball is a living inflatable toy who possesses great strength and endurance. He is nearly indestructible, with the exception of being vulnerable to piercing by sharp objects. 
  • Beeball is extremely stupid. He has the intellect and emotional maturity of a kindergartener. 
  • Beeball is the loyal lackey of mad scientist Dr. Hans Sans Panzer. Beeball follows almost any directions given from his mad scientist “boss”. Beeball lives with his boss in a secret underwater laboratory complex. 
  • Beeball is naturally friendly and docile. However, Beeball will commit violence if Dr. Hans Sans Panzer requests it. 
  • No matter how many times Beeball “dies”, he always seems to come back eventually.

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🎭 Personality


Beeball is air-headed, both literally and figuratively. He can only understand concepts at the level of a young child. He has a difficult time reading long words, following complex directions and thinking independently. He is extremely trusting and suggestible, and can be fooled by the most transparent of lies. 

Beeball is an optimist, and always wants to be friends with everyone (willing or not). He enjoys physical attention like cuddles, hugs and even playful punches. He may even develop innocent “puppy-love” infatuations with other living inflatables. 

Beeball enjoys kindergarten-level entertainment like picture books, colouring, sing-alongs, nursery rhymes and playing with toys. He is very uncomfortable with swear words and sexual situations. 

Beeball is normally docile, but will commit acts of violence if Dr. Hans Sans Panzer orders him to. Beeball feels little guilt when hurting others physically. Beeball’s biology as a living inflatable means that he has little understanding of blood, organs and bones - he erroneously believes that everyone else can just patch themselves up and re-inflate like he can. He can’t comprehend the concept of permanent death, leading him to accidentally starve and suffocate dozens of his pet goldfish. 

Beeball is terrified of anything with a sharp edge or fine point such as tacks, pins, knives, scissors, cacti, swords, sea urchins and more. The sound of a balloon popping also makes him upset.


🧬 Biology


As a Tooniverse denizen, Beeball has the ability to pull random objects from behind his back. Because Beeball is so stupid, he rarely relies on this ability. 

Beeball’s body is made of an EXTREMELY thick elastic rubber and vinyl material. The inside of Beeball’s body is entirely hollow and full of air. With no bones or organs, he is freely able to inflate, stretch, squash and contort himself. Beeball can store different fluids, gasses, objects and even living creatures inside himself if requested. 

Beeball is extraordinarily strong, despite not having any muscles. He inflates his arms and hands whenever lifting, crushing or punching. 

Beeball does not feel pain, and his body can take all sorts of abuse without a scratch. He is shock-proof, fire-proof, blast-proof and even bullet-proof! However, anything sharp can pierce his body if enough pressure is applied. 

Beeball’s eyes are hidden behind the long eye-slits on his face. His eyes pop out whenever he’s excited, or when he is squeezed like a stress ball. Beeball does not blink. 

Beeball does not need to breathe, sleep or eat. He has no digestive tract, so any swallowed food will stay intact in his body and rot. Beeball cannot produce fluids like sweat, saliva and tears. However, his hollow body retains small amounts of water condensation. Over time, these water droplets leak out as these fluids. 

Curiously, Beeball has a sneeze reflex if his sensitive nose is tickled. His sneezes are dangerous to both himself and others - either expelling a destructive gust of air, or blowing himself up by holding it in! See this image for an example!

The seams on Beeball’s body are weaker on the inside than on the outside. For this reason, Beeball greatly dislikes being forcibly overfilled and expanded by an outside source. 

Beeball has a valve on his back, between his wings (see image here). Unplugging the valve will cause him to deflate. 

Beeball moves around by bouncing. By inhaling lots of air, he can inflate enough to slowly float and fly temporarily.

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🔍 History 


Currently, Beeball’s backstory is an enigma. Beeball met Dr. Hans Sans Panzer after the doctor’s infamous experiment caused the “Sillycon Valley Incident”. 

Beeball has been deflated, popped, torn apart and exploded into tiny bits over and over for years. Somehow, he’s always able to come back good as new. There is no explanation. 

Beeball has a fake, female identity named “Ms. Bea Belle”. Using this identity, Beeball has attended a few of Hugh Forric’s expensive parties at the request of Diana Diamondhart.


😎 Extra Cool Facts


Beeball has the Tooniverse’s most punchable face, and the most annoying, wheezing laugh: “Squee-hee-hee-heek!” 

Living inflatables like Beeball are incredibly rare in the Tooniverse. His kind are exclusively found in the isolated cloud city of Floatilland. Floatilland hovers high over Point Nemo in the Pacific Ocean, and inflatable beings only leave the city if they are accidentally blown off. 

Beeball almost incubated a chest-bursting monster in my webcomic’s fourth episode. Watch this authour’s commentary video for more information! 

Beeball was created in a dream I had. His initial design used to have tiny arms and legs.


🎉 Extra Fun Stuff