Cleo Gates's Links
"You may not give me grandchildren, but I'm still very proud of my Waynie! Oh, if you ever get tired of your job, you're always welcome back at our place in Ashgrave."
"Mummy, I love you, but please stop sending old boomer memes to my phone! And NOBODY wants to see my baby photos either!"
"Ed, now that Wayne's moved out, can we start doing more date nights again? Remember when you'd carry me in those strong arms?"
"Happy wife, happy life. I'm glad I kept you."
"This crazy woman keeps messaging me about job opportunities. NO THANK YOU! I'm perfectly fine working from home."
"Hey girl! Why are you in every pyramid scheme ever made? Get a real job moving boxes around at Ijinks Inkorporated!"
"Wayne's tutoring Jaycee, right? He's always been a smart cookie! Jaycee is in good hands!"
"I haven't met her in-person yet, but Cleo sounds very nice! Wayne's lucky to have a mom like her!"
"Hmph. Cat Canada picks on Wayne a lot. She's such a bully, I should have a talk with her!"
"Wow! Cleo is hella clingy with Wayne! No wonder he's such a wuss, eh? She's better than my mom, but that's not a tough bar to clear..."