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"Wayne... if you aren't giving me grandkids, at least do something with your life outside of those video games and toys."
"Dad, I'm not speaking to you until you buy me a new Dual Monitor system. Was breaking it really necessary? I was in the middle of a cutscene!"
"Happy wife, happy life. I'm glad I kept you."
"Ed, now that Wayne's moved out, can we start doing more date nights again? Remember when you'd carry me in those strong arms?"
"I keep getting spam and junk mail from this "Ijinks H. Iwerx" psycho. When I find out who you are, I'm coming to your house! Let's settle this like men."
"NEW! Teeth whitening toothpaste from Ijinks Inkorporated! Now with 2% less birdseed!"
"Wayne told me he's tutoring Jaycee. At least he's doing one thing right..."
"Wayne told me about his dad, Ed. He sounds... scary."
"Wayne could learn a thing or two from Cat Canada. Wonder if she'll teach him how to play hockey..."
"Psssh! My dad can beat up Wayne's dad!"