«Who’d be mad enough to refuse such an offer to make war upon you?»

Yes, yes, her life has been tragic. She knows, okay? Now quit asking.
With a day job as an advertising model and occasional actor due to her perfect body-double-for-kids height, the long orphaned daughter of two prolific scientists is doing…. Fine. It’s probably not anyone’s ideal situation to take on the care of two also-orphaned toddlers at age 19, but she made it work.

Adoptive mother of Lupus and Markus Felidae, Miao is an outwardly jaded and cynical person, with absolutely no reservations when it comes to throwing hands. She has a dry, quippy sensibility about her, and often turns to blatant statements of contempt veiled as sarcasm when her temper runs thin. She would never turn this against her kids, however, saving such things only for other adults.

Speaking of which, her short stature often leads to those other adults not taking her particularly seriously. Sometimes, this can be a blessing, letting her get away with practically anything… And other times it is a curse. She’s a rather paranoid individual for obvious reasons. Going through hardships at a young age, and having to care for Markus especially, who she seems reluctant to allow any freedoms.

She isn’t completely alone, however. Omerta Brigadier, her closest friend, has been with her through all of this. She’s also the one who makes up the difference in income that allows them to live comfortably. She is indebted to her in more ways than one, which makes their relationship very… Odd.