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Ohhhhh God. This whole thing is a fucking nightmare. Do you know how long it’s been since he had a pay rise? Yeah, exactly. It’s one thing working for a giant, inevitably immoral, corporation. It’s a whole other thing when you get a ‘’promotion’’ to being the bellboy for the small crime family said company decided to absorb. Bing Firefox is the knower of so much incriminating information and he wants to know fucking none of it.

Did you know that these people seem to assassinate each other for fun? He does! It sucks! Years of climbing the corporate ladder for this. And now he can’t leave because they’ll have his head! At least sometimes they just forget about him and he gets to sit around the penthouse all day doing nothing. Not that that’s any less anxiety inducing, of course.

He has always been a nervous person. The kind of guy who should probably be diagnosed with something. But in this economy? Someday it’ll all work out, he’s sure. If he wasn’t he’d go insane. So he’s sure. Anyway, thank god it’s friday, am I right, fellas?