Avery's Links
"OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA, I'll kick their fuckin asses!!"
"Alright Avery, let's show these evildoers what's what!"
"Come on Morty! You can lift these weights!"
"I-I am going to fucking die...please...no more weights..."
"Really! Well it's an honor to receive your praise ma'am!"
"I like your moxie, luv. If you lived in Australia, you'd make for a perfect member of the Outback Overwatch."
"Is that a challenge? I can probably bench the bloody mountains if I had the time!"
"Dude, I can probably bench more then you. π"
"Kinda, but I'm willing to help in any way I can!"
"Historians must hound you constantly, don't they?"
"Same here! Say you wanna arm wrestle? Or how about we just have a good ol sparrin match?"
"You ended up here too? I feel like this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship!"
"Imma deck ya in the schnoz ya bitch!"
"I'm gonna snap that sword in half just like your spine, knight bitch."
"I miss the family I left behind, but I must stay strong here, as the people of now need me!"
"Ahhh....the medieval era. Those were the days the Goddess Hecate enjoyed immensely..."
"Sure! Although I wasn't the biggest, historian?"
"So I've kinda got this paper I've got to do on the Middle Ages and... I was wondering if you could help?"
"Sounds fun but I can't, I got training with Kaze tonight.
Say why don't you come? Kaze says this sessions a real tough one!"
"'Sup Babe of Thrones? Yanno, I played a knight one time in 'Sword of Thunder'...maybe we can talk about it over some dinner tonight? π"
"I am a real legit knight madam, you can count on that!
"Woahhh....dude, is there like, a Renaissance Fair going on nearby? Or are you actually a totally legit knight lady?"
"Uh ok? I hope whatever this is helps?"
"Selfie time!!! This is gonna get so many likes when they see you!"
"A true knight never takes a break, now put em up, it's time to get ya ass kicked!"
"Can't your crusade take a break for the day? A woman's got to have her pearls after all..."
"Sounds like a plan! Can't wait to learn whatever you cooked up for us!"
"G-good evening Avery...I have planned an excellent training session for us today. P-perhaps afterwards we could go watch this new film I found?"
"Come on, are you sure you can't help me spar?"
"Apologies, but my programming states I am to not harm any human beings of good moral standing. However I may accept any blows you will strike at me."
"Hey Cu! Why don't you spar with me some time? I'd love to see how those weird portal things work more."
"...no...th...thanks...it....pain."
"You got some really sick moves! Think you can teach me some?"
"I suppose, but I don't know how much they'll help."
"Come on now, there's nothing to be shy over. I'm just asking you how you been?"
OH! Yeah sorry, Im- Im doing good. I just uh... you just~ WELL N-NOT YOU! JUST uh... um... uhhhh...
I dont know.
"WOAH THAT'S A GNARLY ARM!! What happened to it? Can it do cool tricks? We gotta spar to see all the stuff it can do! RIGHT NOW!"
The Knight simply bows his head, placing the palm of Exx onto his bloody, moldy and scarred chestplate in respect.
"Whoa! Those are some awesome moves ma'am! Can we spar? Pretty Please??"
βSure! After this, how about we grab a bite? My best friend always cooks a nice meal!β
"Well it's an honor to receive your praise regardless sir knight!"
"Heh, you know if other Knights had your energy I'd have more good things to say about 'em. Shame they take the role we play so seriously."
"Woah! I never knew that!"
"Yeah! And their bite force was about 35'000 newtons! Strong enough to crush the bones on any target they set their lil eyes on!"
"You know it! I'm just one big sack of pure power!"
"Your soul....it is a very bright one, you got a lot of energy huh?"
"Woah, an actual Knight in action! Do you think you could teach me some of your moves? Pleaaaaaaaaaaase?"
Gods I cant remember the last time someone's called me that... but sure why not? Im sure you wont have any trouble keeping up
"Woah! You can control metal?? Here, try moving my shield around, I wanna see how fast you can swing it around!"
"Fuck yeah! Lets try it out!"
*a few swings later*
".... If anyone asks, the wall always had slash marks in it"