TW!Shazz's Links
Pay your rent.
"Hey, um, so, I know you're kind of worn out still from people setting the main room on fire again, and I hate to ask you this, but, well... Will you take this egg in place of rent? ;v;"
They're like two months behind on rent and last month they asked if they could pay in "souls" so uh............... I hope everything's okay? (We don't accept souls. We have never accepted souls. What would I even do with a soul???)
i wish people wouldnt give her a hard time about the evil detection thing. sure, she starts smoking when exposed to cleansing magics and stuff, but shes not a bad person? besides, if anything its just reacting to her capitalism
I know you spend most of your time in the Forest but you have like five billion kith and we, uh, need to have a talk about damages and security deposits next time you're in town,
Oh well yes, I just....am needed in the forest at the moment....for a thing....possible danger, Withering and all...just don't mind the roots coming out from under my door, they have definitely always been there.
As long as Mochi stays here the dorm doesn't ping as "Evil" so honestly I'm willing to overlook a lot. -glances at hoard of items- ..... a LOT.
My collection might have, maybe, just a little bit,,, broken the room expanding spell I used to get everything to fit,,,,, but I sweAR I'LL PAY FOR THE REPAIRS IM SO SORRY
Thank goodness for Rue. She's not in university but stops by to chat, and I couldn't ask for a better associate in Fashion & Surgery. Gotta be careful about bringing up Lenta when she's around, though.... she gets that Look⢠in her eyes.....
It's nice not being the only older woman around this sea of kids. Pinging evil is no problem for me -- almost feels like home! Sometimes I leave a bottle of wine or a bento for Shazz, seeing how busy she is keeping the dorms safe from student experiments....
Leslie's nice! Generous person. Makes good tea. Has a, uh.................. a LOT of nibblugs,
Shazz has a running invitation to come over to the cottage for home-cooked meals when the stress of running a dorm full of magical students gets to be too much.
My Nibblugs are particularly fond of her! ...Actually, to be perfectly honest, we had to institute a "no climbing on Shazzbaa" rule. Some of them kept trying to ride on her horns :/
Aren't you, uh.... a little young to be renting a place on your own? .....Whatever, it's fine, just... don't be late again, okay? Seriously, pay your rent.
Shazz is super cool! Sometimes she smokes, like her body starts smoking? I don't know if that's a bad or good thing but it sure looks neat! She's always telling us to not cast detect evil. Don't even know how to do that but, makes sense I guess! Sounds scary! I wouldn't want anyone detecting evil either!
Oh hey, this guy! The one sharing a body with Mochi! Super polite? Really thoughtful? Calls the rent "tribute" for some reason... I'm not clear on, uh, exactly what his situation is since he keeps just giving me a Knowing Look when I ask about it???
Fellow body mod enthusiast! Kind of a weird rooming situation, but I appreciate his support for my surgery work, and.... y'know it's, uh, kind of nice to have another human around who looks like.......................... Anyway,
She does excellent body modifications, and I quite enjoy our experiences working through the weird operations, experiences... sudden surprises, that sometimes show up in our lives. She underst-- uh, listens to my ideas! And, actually listens? And talks with me about them... that's... Yeah.
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I could have just summed that up as business partners, right? Pretend I did that. Thanks.
She's nice, even if she doesn't really like my eldritch.. stuff. I promise I'll pay my rent soon, honest! Eventually. Maybe in a month or two. Hey, at least I'm.. trying. Kind of?
I-I don't understand why everyone keeps saying she's evil! Is it because she's the landlord? I've found shazz is really nice and has a nice style....
"Seems like a nice landlord, and totally normal human. If I wasn't already in the normal dorms, I'd probably rent a room. ...Wait, would accidentally ripping holes of reality and other consequences of magic that isn't yet known be against the rules? Is there a space to do that kind of magic anywhere included in the lease? Just hypothetically, of course."
Shazz is pretty all right! Trying to keep the whole dorm in something resembling order. Which... well. it's called the Discord Dorm.
I'm very sorry for the slime cave in the basement.
Ah, don't mind the drilling. Just know that this is gonna make things easier for the both of us.
I could even send you the schematics if you want..