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Once we get you back to being Malachi's nemesis I'm gonna have SO much fun with you
Gods Below, grant me strength, my mission must be fulfilled despite temptation-
You shine like the sun, and the moon, and the stars in the sky…
Your beauty never, ever scared me…
"HEHEHEHEH! Funnel's a time an' a half! They were the first one I went to when I was thinkin' about Runnin' Away- an' their Circus is the BEST place to haunt when I'm feelin' like some nice low-stakes scarin'! I help where I can too, a'course- I like comin' in at midnight an' exercisin' any'a the horses that need it- an' if they EVER need anythin' from me, I'll always be happy to do it! After all the help they gave me when I needed it, it's the least I can do."
"Listen, I love Chili to death and back, but if he comes onto my grounds and scares the piss out of my performers one more time, I'm gonna turn him into coffee grounds."
-They're joking, Funnel loves when Chili comes around and gets a kick of their own out of the little bit of panic and fear he brings with him whenever he visits. They're endlessly proud and supportive of him and his endeavors outside The Kitchen, knowing first hand that it's no easy feat to break away and that's coming from someone who got away physically unscathed. If Chili needs them, they'll be there, and Funnel knows he'd do the same for them.
"Hanging out with Song Bird is ALWAYS a good time- not the least of which because he's one of the few friends I have who isn't evil. Which I don't judge- but the change of pace is nice, y'know?"
"Ah, Funnel Cake- a valuable member of the Cake family and incredibly brave. Carrying on with the improvements to themself they've made, embracing the life they want to lead- working with criminals and ne'er do wells though I do... it puts a smile on my face to see them embrace their want to do good so thoroughly. Even if I worry for them sometimes...."
"SPORT! My sweet boy- he does such a good job on those missions of his, and I'm always ready with food when he comes back. I know how hard he works- and he's a valuable part of the family here!"
I'm not sure we are.
We're friends, aren't we?