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Zurran was used to high-stress situations, but nothing made him more tense than a question like this. “I have no time for idle chat, Mr. Vesë. Do pardon me.”
"Oh- Mr. Zurran! So glad that I caught you! I heard this rumor recently about you and a mysterious noblewoman have been seeing each other recently... Is there truth to it?"
“What? You serious? Come on, you gotta have something on him! Anything! Anything at— wait, what? Your mom and WHO?”
"Hi Mr. Raze! You wanted to talk to me? What is this about...? Is it about Vimal because if it is... you already know I don't have anything on him! You're better off asking that snake girl about him! Oh! Maybe you want to hear about my mother and Faustus?"
“Oh? This old thing? Well, maybe I did wander into the right place after all.” She smiled. “It’s in good hands with you, I’m certain.”
He gives Melisa a look over and notices her large hat. It was usually spectacular but in this moment... it looked quite sad. The feathers were drooping from wear and the rich material of the hat was slightly creased. "Miss Melisa... May I take your hat for a moment and fix it up? It looks... below your usual standards." He winces momentarily, not wanting her to get mad at him.
“He was a good kid. I could tell that he was from out of town easily. He was very polite, and he wasn’t so intimidated by me after a while. Not only that, but he did have some juicy stories to share…”
"I know Ro! I met her once in Bilgewater when mom and I were there performing in some otter's tavern. I got lost in the market while trying to get mother a birthday gift and I ran into Ro! Honestly, I'd probably have gotten kidnapped and sent to the meat grinder if she hadn't found me! I owe her my life."
“You’re a very attentive young man, you know. I say, your mother is very fortunate. Now, about that backstage experience you mentioned…yes, you should talk to her, darling, and quickly.”
He pours more of a red substance into Cyran's glass and to the best of his ability, pulls his couch a bit to the side to give him a better view of the go-go dancers on stage. "Hopefully that is to your liking, Mr. Zugravescu. I'll go talk to my mother about getting you that backstage experience you were rambling about earlier."
“What—“ Faustus didn’t even have time to properly respond. Even the cunning captain had to take a moment to process it. The words this young man spoke were unexpected…but not unwelcome.
"Hello Captain Vedrax! What a wonderful day we're having, wouldn't you agree? I don't know if you're aware of this but my mother has an adequately large crush on you. I don't exactly know what you're supposed to do with this information but um. I will leave you with it! Have a great day!" He scurries off before Faustus can reprimand him for such improper behavior.
"I've seen you around before, you must be one of those big strong men from the military, hm? Surely someone as high ranking as you knows where the most luxurious and valuable treasures are being kept, why don't we go there and have some "fun"?" Azure had no intention to do anything with Raze, other than to blindfold him and rob the entire place of it's stolen treasures
“For once, I am satisfied with not being in charge of someone, especially one so unruly.”
"Oh yeah, he's the absolute life of the party. If the party was in another room, on another floor, in another building, in another city, in another country, that is. He can try to be all big, tough and scary all he wants, joke's on him, I live with one of the biggest hardasses ever!"
"If I remember correctly, he hangs with Raze some times, but something about him sets off something in my head. It'd be a long shot to say I don't like him, but I'll keep an eye on him."
"Could definitely see myself hanging with this guy. All he does is chill all day. Shame his sister hates me for some reason. You call someone a bitch once and suddenly you're evil or something."
"This dude builds shit, or something. Besides that, he's like.. crazy bitter looking. He needs to chill out like his brother. Maybe then he'd actually get some bitches."
"He's like, one of the most fun people to hang out with in this boring ass country. Though Val really doesn't like me hanging out with him. Sucks for him though, I don't plan on stopping that!"
“He’s not my— wait, can you repeat that?”
"Hey, can you keep your boyfriend under better control? Or get a leash or something. Maybe pull out the strap and do him in for a few days at the very least? He's fucking annoying."
“Another unfortunate brute whose mouth I would enjoy melding shut. He means not a thing to me, but he exists much to my dismay. He has a dislike of me for admiring his much more significant brother. Funny, isn’t it? So long as he’s out of my way, nothing ill will come his way.”
"I hate his smug ass face. What I'd give to punch him straight in it, but he'd probably dodge and go on some stupid fucking monologue, and that'd just make things worse. Thankfully, he doesn't come around very often, but it pisses me off when he does. As long as he leaves Val and my daughter alone though, I won't punch him."
"Hello gorgeous!" She looks up at Ro with a wide grin on her face, clearly interested in the gargantuan woman. "So, are you liking it in Zaun? I bet not! I bet I could make your time here even better." Kelelin turns her head as Magno calls for her in the kitchen. Damn it. Of course she'd still be on the clock when a beauty like this was in front of her! "I'll be back later, stick around?"
"Hey, Ro! I heard there's some sale going on in the market today. You interested in checking it out with me? I bet we could find something cool for your nephew."
"She's got a softer side than most people see. She once commissioned me to make a glass sculpture for her nephew. I hope he enjoyed it."
"Look, Miss Ro. If Vivenaiphi has upset you at all, please don't be mad at me! There's only so much I can do to reel her in. Ha! Reel... Cause she's a fish." He clears his throat and straightens his posture. "Ahem. Have a good rest of your day, Miss Ro."
"Hellooooooooooo~" She quickly stuffs Dhaval into her satchel and places her hands behind her back. "How are you today, miss? You look incredible! Now, I recognize that this might be inappropriate to ask but... that fish pussy. Are you playing with it?"
"Oh my dear pirate princess, how many times must I teach you this lesson? Now hand over the goods before I'm forced to take them, again~"