Raze's Links
“Oh, Zurran. If only you weren’t a permanent stick in the mud. I bet the ladies would just eat you up if you came along with me on my night adventures, huh? Join me, at least one time! The Triferix doesn’t have to know! …and there is that stare again. You give me the creeps sometimes, you know? Learn to relax…”
“Raze, you are a fine warrior and an excellent ally, but you have a number of issues I need you to fix as soon as possible. All of these frivolous pursuits need to be put at a lower priority… This is not the first time I have told you this.”
“I’ve only seen her once or twice in the dead of night. Never gotten the chance to speak with her, but her mystery is captivating me. Oh to see that pretty face again…”
“I best not interact with the Ironhide of Noxus for now… Handsome, but definitely seems like the type to be invasive.”
“I see him around the marketplace or the port sometimes, just selling his wares. He has some neat things, you know? Also he’s big and strong. Pretty hot. I’ve flirted with him more than once. Maybe I’ll ask him out sometime?”
"Ah, this one, very impressive fighter, I don't think I've ever seen him lose once!... Definitely one of my favorite customers, for sure! All I have to do is play along with his flirting a little and I make a sale. He's good lookin' and all but... I ain't lookin' for someone like him"
“You’re kind of a prick, but in a funny way, you know. Plus, how are you that small? Seriously. How can I not take advantage of any of that? You may have your uses, but that won’t stop me from having my fun. You can’t deny it either: I bet you like it when I lift you up and make you taller, huh?”
"You've tormented me in so many ways, you big bastard. You've stolen my books and placed them upon high shelves, you've messed with my potions and caused them to explode and on top of all that; you've broken my body in ways that have required numerous spells to fix. Despite all of that, I cherish the time that I spend with you and I actually quite like you. Ugh. I despise having feelings. Perhaps I'll ask Seulki to finally kill me so I can stop wanting you. It's not like I'm going to get anything out of this other than a broken heart."
"Ohhh, ohoho... Seen them only once or twice, and both times I've been stabbed. You know what? That's okay though. Wouldn't mind getting stabbed again or anytime by this beauty."
"I want to kill him but he's just so... ugh. Just... put a bag over his head so you forget he's attractive and rip him to shreds!"
"I met him once in the city's marketplace. Man, what a cute little guy! He's like if a poro was a little dude or something! Anyway, he's very light and I hope he comes back soon. Nobody can cure a hangover like this guy."
"This is the big-big fellow I've heard about around Noxus. He picked me up one time while he was patrolling the marketplace, yes-yes. I did not care for it, but I was patient-patient. At least he was kind enough to purchase my hangover cures, yes-yes."
“Big, and dangerous, and a charm to boot. Heard about the Blood Witch, used to think it was some bedtime story. Glad to see I’m wrong. As lovely as you are, my lady, I’m afraid that I got my sights set on bigger things. A shame that all these differences can get in the way, but that’s the nature of the beast. Your wisdom, however… Yeah, I’ll keep that in mind.”
"I would pray that our horns never lock, for I cannot promise that you would walk away unscathed. You've made your choices and I... I have made mine. We are both fundamentally changed by them, and I fear that the magic that flows through me like blood is taking over. Raze, I need you to know, before I end up losing myself again. You are Vastaya, and you are truly the best of us. Please, do not ever forget where you come from, and who your people are."
“This ghost talks a lot about pain. I can last in a battle, but with this guy’s threats, I’m not about to mess with that and find out my limits with the undead. Gonna sit this one out and get away from here…”
“You have your reputation, Iron One, but your resilience does not mean anything when it comes to what you mortals deserve. Just how much pain can I make you feel? How many of my branches need will I need to impale your flesh, how deep will my roots need to bury themselves into your bones — until you BREAK?”
"Ah, Julas, my little brother! You're definitely more closed-off and snappy than you used to be. You were a lot nicer when we were kids, you know. I wonder why that changed... Oh, well. I guess working on buildings and statues and stuff earns you a stick up the ass. Hahaha, I'm kidding, I'm kidding! I think you should loosen up! Maybe one of these days we should get a drink together! Won't hurt, right?"
"Raze... Ever since we were children, you've had everything good for you. Everything has to be about you, all the time... Nobody even cares to know about me or what I do! It's always 'Raze is so amazing' and 'Oh, your brother is the best' -- it's just you, you, YOU, and YOU! I'm sick of being 'Raze's Brother'-- I am myself! I am Julas Miven! If you only knew how much you've taken away from me. You cause all of these headaches for even your superiors, and yet they keep you, and that I will never understand. I await the day the Grand General has no more use for you. I will be laughing at your downfall, every step of the way."
"Vill, I can only wonder where you are. You left so abruptly. Didn't even give me a chance to say goodbye. Stings a little, you know. That note you left us didn't say much either. I hope I didn't do anything to scare you away. I hope you come back to Noxus someday. What I do know, though? -- I know that wherever you are, you're kicking ass."
"Raze, you're a troublemaker to a fault; but your antics did bring me joy. I am not so good with words, but you were an excellent brother to me. My departure had nothing to do with you, and I am quite proud of your accomplishments. I wish you well."
“You’re one fiery fox, I’ll give you that. Or rabbit. Whatever. Your offer is tempting, I’ll admit, but I very much like my will. Maybe in another life, sweetheart. Or at least a lavish, murder-free dinner, maybe?”
"You're cute but I wonder... just how willing are you to work with me, Raze? I'll be up front with you, I wish to study you. Intimately. One on One. Devote yourself to my will and I promise you, you'll experience a greater pleasure than any man has every experienced before."
“Well. Thanks, General. I think. Whatever.” Raze was rather cautious around Avalon, but he kept his cool quite well.
"You provide more worth than that brother of yours. A shame that your debauchery has prevented you from truly rising above my expectations for your kind. Were you part of my warband, I would not be as soft on you as Zurran is."
“Ha— Well! Wow. I— Whew! Wow. I didn’t think Bilgewater had anything worth looking at, but when you’re looking the way you do… Hang on, were you saying something, I lost my train of thought.”
"Had more topsiders resembled you... I would have come to the surface much sooner." She smiles as she looks up at the man, thinking of all the trouble she could get up to with him as she lets her mind run wild. "You should learn to hold your breath, for I intend to take you as my mate."
"Oh! Hello, Faustus! I sure do hope Zurran didn't mention anything about last night!" Raze was NOT looking forward to this!
"RAZE." Faustus started marching forward at a high speed.
“I’m just a growing boy, ma’am, don’t mind me.” Raze smirked and puffed out his chest looking proud. He noticed her looking at him differently. “Is something wrong?”
"Holy shit, you're huge. What do they feed you guys over here?!" She looks at him with a stunned expression and examines his features closely, realizing just who exactly he looks like. "Wait a minute..."
“Oh yeah! Vimal did have another sister! I’m pretty sure it’s not the crazy one. Hmm. No, no, I’m thinking of the wrong one. What was her name again?”
"I remember getting along well with him in my youth. Vimal seems to trust him so I will do the same. It isn't my business to interfere in my brother's love life. This does not mean I won't obliterate him if he hurts Vimal."
"Oh, wow! That's...! That's me! Wow. Hey, you know? I do look good in stone. I guess as long as its back here, it's no problem for me." Raze admired the nude statue of himself and laughed. "Pah, don't worry about Zurran. How about you instead get a nice look at the real thing, right here, the one and only me?"
"Raze, my big, sweet hunk of meat; tell me, did you happen to enjoy the tribute I had made for you? Chiseled in stone to match your chiseled form. Is it not lovely? Your little brother absolutely hates it, it's truly a beautiful thing. Now, do you think you could spare me some details about your major, Zurran?"
“Heeeey, I don’t think I’ve seen you around here before. Or have I? Can’t remember. I talk to so many people all the time, you know? … Hey, you all right? You scared of me? I’m not that scary, I promise.” Raze smiled, clueless of the truth.
"I can't look this guy in the eyes. Not after reading Vimal's diary. Oh my stars." She averts her gaze and covers her eyes in shame, covering Dhaval's eyes as well. "Anjali! I must judge your friend's taste!" He protests but she merely walks away, too embarrassed to even speak to him.
“Hey, you know what? I like the blue guy. I think whatever happened wasn’t at all too fair, but there’s a hell of a lot of stinkers in Noxus. You think there wouldn’t be, huh?”
Debauchery, huh? With everything going on, I could use a few nights of nothing.. Heh
“There’s too much to lose if I join the likes of you. Not today, demon.”
"You're certainly what I'm looking for... Tell me, what would it take for you to serve my lord? Anything can be arranged... for the right price, of course"
"Setareh? Yeah, I think she's cool. Tough too! I often bother her more about bread than anything else though."
"I don't know how he does it. How does he party all night and then vanquish his foes in battle? Perhaps I should ask what his secret is."
“I'm supposed to think you're just a chick but I know you're really some kind of big spooky wraith, so let’s have it. …Ah ha! I knew it, big spooky wraith! …Kind of sexy though, in a weird way.”
“Another one of you Noxians? STARS, you lot are all over the place! I’ll have you know that I’ll be ruling the world before any of you do, believe it! You’re cute though. You’ll make an excellent footrest, servant!”
"He's kinda funny. Puts on a good show too. That's about it for me. He messes with Vimal a lot too, so that's even better."
"Hot. Less hot now that I know he's slept with Vimal. I don't have much else to say about him."
“Crazy strong! Glad we’re allies. Sort of. I mean, I wish he would accept at least one invitation. Even Zurran comes along once in a blue moon… I wanna pick this guy’s brain so badly.”