Pros and Cons of dating your OC

Posted 5 years, 4 months ago (Edited 2 months, 7 days ago) by Hag

just saw this on tumblr and thought it'd be hilarious to consider for anyone/everyone!!!

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so instead of getting asked, just go ahead and post who you're talking about and their pros and cons!

bonus points if your character answers this IC. (cause we all know some of these OCs are huge liars and boasters lol)

[OTA] RANZOMEGA

Pros:

+Very adventurous. She'll include you before anyone else when it comes to traveling, sight-seeing, or being a noisy tourist.
+Tall and long! She'll wrap around you and keep you warm, tail whip the trolls who pick on you, and carry you around, free of charge!
+She'll be there at any time of the day or night. You might need to tell her to take a day off.
+++Free front-row seats to watch her spar a tree!! 

Cons:

-She doesn't wear actual clothes much if at all and has no fashion sense. She'll show up to a grand ball in a potato sack if she doesn't have help.
-If anyone hurts or offends you in any way, she'll go overboard. Did you get cut off in line? Did the pub proprietor give you a medium instead of a large beer? Got hit with a horrible "yo mama" joke? If you said yes to any of those, that calls for a smack or massive shake-down.
-Takes things too literally. May result in sad girl hours(tm).


Overall, her idea of love is adventure, excitement, and maybe keeping watch of you from the forest treeline. She relies on the other party as much as she thinks they would rely on her. Basically a high-maintenance snake. A short-term relationship may be exciting while a long-term one will take a lot of work.

 Oli Rosakura

Pros

-Kind boy
-He will cuddle you with his wings wrapped around you
-Will do anything you want


Cons

-He's literally cursed, and like 10 people are after him to bring him to some sacrificial god and they will probably kill you to get to him
-He's very shy and quiet, so it may be hard to start a conversation sometimes.
-He's also a big coward and weak, so there's no chance of him protecting you.

Callisto Ritzzor

Pros:

  • Soft and gentle as fuck.
  • Good at holding hands and cuddling.
  • Smart, will find a solution to any problem.
  • Has wings so you can bet he's gonna wrap them around you when he hugs you.
  • Will not cheat on you.
  • Likes taking care of children.
  • Is blind so he doesn't care about looks or gender.

Cons:
  • Logic > Feelings.
  • Emotionally constipated.
  • Mommy issues.
  • Is ace so if you're looking for sex, check someone else.
  • Has an overprotective Wyrm that probably doesn't approve of you.
  • Is wanted and currently being hunted, you'll always be on the run.
  • Touch starved as hell, but won't initiate any affection, you have to start it.
Robi Tribal CaptainRobi

"As a rogue, them hunters can be looking at the wrong tree, but you're a man so...nah."

Pros:

*He's a whizz kid with computer and shit, if you don't know where the ON switch is, he'll point to you with his eyes closed.

*Can fix your ride without a single wink.

*Cute as fuck tail, bonus.

*Part of a group of thieves, can help local police turn a blind eye.

*Loyal to a fault, won't leave you for anyone else.

Cons:

*Thinks guns are better than any other weapon, loves to braaaaag.

*He hates his tail being touched.

*His brother is also a thief, but a ladies' man. Might be asked a lot of very *personal* questions.

*Can't control his temper very well. If he flips over something, he flips and I mean even if something falls over.

*VERY timid around plants, hope you haven't grown any man-sized man-eaters.

Dreamie PhantasmPhobia

Pros - Stronk, can bench press you if desired - Baby energy, v soft - Great cuddler - Chill

Cons - Forgets everything, anniversaries are opt. - Baggage - Lmao clean? Yeah right - V blunt 24/7

Daijiro nanamint

Cons:

  • You'll barely get the chance to see him
  • You gotta drag him out of his house
  • Not very affectionate
  • He's broke
Pros:
  • Won't hurt you
  • Might actually protect you after thinking about it for a while
Nana Takayama majimasimp

nana!!

pros:

-you get her constant attention

-LOTS of hand holding and kisses

-short and soft, shes like a pillow

-has upper class parents so shes gonna spoil tf outta u

cons:

-easily jealous

-very hypersexual

-violent and unpredictable

Sandy Noonatic

Pros:

ºSweet precious boi

ºWill protect you from all harm

ºMakes amazing cookies

ºA cutie and a charmer

ºMakes a ton of money cleaning up roadkill from the government

ºForever young... If you're into that

ºFather was a popstar, so he gets the benefits of all that!

Cons:

ºAddicted to blood

ºEats roadkill, probably wouldn't want to kiss him

ºIs a bat almost 50% of the time so probably carries dieseasess

ºWill probably stalk you in the name of "Love"

ºDumb as a box of rocks

hokkaiido

PROS

- a HUGE sweetheart. he'll never judge you, and is willing to support you

- will smother you in loads of affection, like kisses, hugs, and even cuddles.

- is willing to care for you whenever you are ill

- wants the best for you and will do the best for you

- willing to listen to you and your problems

- has great understanding to thoughts and feelings

- very gentle, soft-hearted

- will never cheat on you <3

- has lots of patience with you, and he'll never really run out of it.

CONS

- being somebody he looks upon, he'll become clingy towards you

- will worry about you, a lot

- hallucinates a lot

- gets into mental breakdowns quite frequently

- requires a lot of patience with him, since he's such a sensitive guy

- pretty weak-willed

- will pretty much cry on your shoulder a lot. and i mean A LOT. he's a big cryer so gotta deal with that too

- due to his lack of confidence and insecurity, he'll make assumptions about you about how you hate him and that you're tired of him.

- might have to stay up with him, consolating him

Nimhr cosmic-cockatoo

Cons

  • Lives in a basement and refuses to emerge for weeks at a time
  • Never smiles and otherwise completely lacks a sense of humor
  • Personal hygiene is best described as "ripe"
  • Barely coherent language skills
  • Just being around him literally sucks the joy away from you
  • Small animals probably live in his hair
  • Cries before, during, and after sex
  • Has an annoying bird
Pros
  • 6'8"
Itto

+ He's good looking and tall.
+ Actually quite clever on things he's interested in.
+ Possibly related to dragons, could have cool dragon kids.
+ He's a tank, will protecc.
+ Wouldn't judge you on any of your life choices.

- If he doesn't care about the topic you're talking about, it will be like talking to a wall.
- He literally cannot read a room/mood for his life and is prone to ruining moments.
- Probably isn't listening to you when you're venting your frustrations.
- What the hell is 'comforting someone'?