Pros: he'll sing you songs with his guitar
Cons: they won't be very good songs
just saw this on tumblr and thought it'd be hilarious to consider for anyone/everyone!!!
so instead of getting asked, just go ahead and post who you're talking about and their pros and cons!
bonus points if your character answers this IC. (cause we all know some of these OCs are huge liars and boasters lol)
Pro: You won't get bored... Con: ...but she will and as soon as that happens she'll find someone new.
Pros:
- She is a side character to a generic series, so with her lack of screentime can be more time spent with you.
- Her persona is very bubbly and growing.
- Very knowledgeable.
-You won't get bored easily with how playful she gets.
-Can genuinely be a nice person.
Cons:
-Works for the main villains of the series .
-Has abandonment issues.
-You won't really know what you're getting into.
-Can kill a man in multiple ways.
OOC
Pros: Would die for you, Surprises you with food, Loves cuddling, Will make you laugh
Cons: He's gonna make you worry constantly he doesn't take care of himself or talk about his problems, You'll have to force him to sleep, He'll steal all of your hoodies, He's likely to appear in your bedroom in the middle of the night and just stand there eating a kitkat the wrong way
IC
"Dating me, huh? Well, here we go. Pros: I'm hilarious. Cons: Literally nothing. Boom. I'm a catch."
Pros
-soft and squish
-loves hugs
-will spoil the hell out of you
-can and will lift u/provide piggy back rides
-will befriend all of ur friends instantly
cons
-doesn't know how romance works
-awkward noodle
-cries at sad movies and will make u cry too
-hasn't had a haircut since 2010
Pros
- Will absolutely try his hardest
- Will randomly and sincerely tell you he loves you
- Understands if you tell him you need space
- Likes adventures
- Really polite
- BEAUTIFUL HAIR
- Will pick flowers for you
Cons
- Craves validation
- Will try to help but will break things
- Will avoid talking about his problems - you'll have to gently shake it out of him
- Acts like he's dying when he gets a cold
- Can't cook
- Falls in love too quickly
- Probably too enthusiastic
Gonna go ahead and pick my one vaguely not-demisexual OC here!
Pros:
Buff tough and full of love
Absolutely ready to do anything for you except die. She refuses to die.
Will always pelt you with compliments
Can cook pescetarian meals (it's not that she can't eat meat, she just had a bad experience with chicken)
Cons:
Please do not attempt or think about attempting sex. If you're determined I'm sure someone has a fanfic but like yikes. Cuddling is also very difficult. :(
Cannot fit in regular architecture. Actually has a long diatribe prepared about how bipedal-centric architecture is racist.
Has an actual charisma of 8. That's a negative two modifier, folks. She cannot keep a secret or lie. If it's in her head, it's already coming out of her mouth.
Has no sense of direction now that she's left the ancestral migration path.
pros:
you'll be the smartest one in the relationship
excellent at making people laugh
secretly interested in everything you do (but if you catch him staring he WILL threaten to stab you)
excellent for long and meaningless conversations about literally anything
eager to help and have a job to do
the most loyal person in the world once you earn his trust
will stab someone for you on the first date if the opportunity arises
cons:
won't hesitate to pick your battles for you (usually by insulting the wrong person)
always ready to dip at a moment's notice
has to be given attention constantly or he'll do something stupid and reckless
half the stuff he says is a flat out lie, the other half are white lies
it'll take way longer to earn his trust than is actually worth it
you're going to be mocked relentlessly for every single mistake you make
forgets everything and probably won't remember your age, your birthday, or your name
Pros:
Super sweet! Once you get her comfortable, she'll love to shower you with constant cuddles.
Motherly/Caring! She already loves taking care of people so you'll have cooked meals, great health, and pretty much anything else you want within reason!
Smart! A genius with most subjects. She can definitely help you with most technical problems you may have.
Understanding! She barely, if ever, judges people. She will embrace all your quirks and strange hobbies!
Cons:
Socially anxious... She may or may not try her very best to hide from your friends when they come over. You'll probably have to do the talking while you guys are out and she definitely won't talk to you with her voice while others are around.
Overemotional... It's crazy easy to hurt her feelings or make her feel anxious or embarrassed. One wrong move and she's a sad mess in the corner, sitting alone with her plants and acting very jumpy and sad.
Clingy/Jealous... She gets jealous easily and will probably act a little passive aggressive when a friend has your full attention for a while (if she isn't hiding from them), possibly trying to stop your conversation when you're dead in the middle of it. She's also clingy and will be by your side very often, especially in social situations.
Pessimistic... She doesn't have an amazing outlook on life and can probably bum you out sometimes. She has a tendency to go on tangents about how meaningless life can be and how she's so embarrassed by herself and all that other sappy crap.
Pros:
- He is loyal by default as he tends not to have an interest in others male or female, Thus if he finds someone who makes him feel interested or feelings of affection it is very unlikely anyone else will make him feel that way especially now that he know's he has someone waiting for him at home.
- He becomes a very passionate person to his S/O maybe not personality wise but definitely in action. Hardcore kissing, Dates he thinks you would like (Really more because he read something that people usually "Go Out" together and he thinks you might like that.But still it's the thought that counts), He'll play his Piano for you and
He's a Total Service Top.
- His tail is a lot like a big dog and is very affectionate towards people it likes as it tends to have a mind of its own. It will be much more honest then Owen will on its feelings though you will get slobber on you from time to time it's also very good at comforting you and biting his own owner in the butt if it thinks Owen was the one in the wrong.
- He always knows what your thinking and acts accordingly.
- He's a detective who will very likely sometimes drag you into his cases with him but will always keep you safe from harm. You are his main priority in every situation.
- He's in it for the long run and will only ask to date you when he's sure he has a pretty clear guess you like him as well.
- Likes gifting you things he thinks will look good on you.
- His tail usually takes your side of the argument
Cons:
- It's near impossible to enter a relationship with him because of his personality. He has no interest in people and in general, he has no filter especially when first meeting someone thus he can be very rude even if he doesn't think of it that way and is near impossible to get along with. It will require the patience of a literal saint to be willing to put up with him long enough to enter into a relationship with him and though he will be much softer on you he will very likely be much harsher on OTHERS leading to many embarrassing situations.
- He always knows what your thinking and acts accordingly no I mean ALWAYS because he's a good detective he usually knows what others are feeling he just doesn't care half the time however that also means he'll also know when you find another male attractive, Are trying to hide a surprise for him, or are just saying "Your fine" Which can get annoying or dishearting really fast.
- Though his tail mostly has a mind of its own both he and Owen still share the same brain so that means more times then not the tail will...
- (NSFW DISTURBING CHILDREN TURN AWAY!:)
Try and "JOIN IN" on smexy time.
- He's not very honest with you. He's a detective so he usually won't share information on the case which is fine usually however he won't share information even if HE ALREADY KNOWS WHO THE CULPRIT IS. And if you're his "Assistant" during this time more times then not he won't tell you that either and you will likely interact with a murderer as unknowing bait WAYYYY more times then a normal person ever should.
- He has quite a long list of casual flings as he's very popular with the ladies but keep in mind all of them are paid flings as once again Owen hates people but he's still a man so he just wants the physical aspect and not the talking however I think anyone would be embarrassed if they were walking down a street on a case and a prostitute tries to solicit your Boyfriend right in front of you and then GLARING at you as if your the problem.
- He may flirt with other women if he's in disguise to get information out of them. He can pretend to be very charming.
- Lack of understanding of many social events mostly just does what he wants
- Do NOT NOT NOT Let him help with chores or ANY form of cooking He will make Horrifyingly Biohazards concoctions out of NORMAL food. He will mess up the house MORE. If he offers to help. Tell him to sit down and touch NOTHING. He will pout about this but trust me it's better this way.
TDLR:
All and all not a horrible guy to date. More Cons then Pro's to be sure but in the end, no one will love you as he will. and Trust us If you can get into a relationship with him you can probably handle about ANYTHING.
"The Pros and Cons of dating me? Honestly, I see no reason to have to answer such a ridiculous question. I have no interest in dating, so really why would I waste my brain power on answering something that has no relevance to me?"