Pros and Cons of dating your OC

Pros

* Super sweet and nice

* You can live with him forever in his personal realm but only if you let him cut your heart out with an enchanted dagger on top of the highest mountain peak during a hunter's moon

* He can manifest part of his true form in the physical world. He has wings. He can wrap you in them. They're infinitely comfy

* His cinnamon buns are to die for

* Being a God's consort comes with mad perks

* Can use his regeneration ability for marathon sexy times

* He has DOGS!!!!

Cons

* Gods can't understand romantic love, so he will never truly feel the same as you do

* Never commits

* Actually kinda sorta totally unhinged

* Kinda dumb

* Never shuts up

* Will eventually delete the omniverse along with you and everything you love

* Doesn't change the toilet paper roll

Pros: 

• Insanely loyal and won't cheat on you because every relationship she's in she takes very seriously

• Wealthy, money isn't an object she'll buy you whatever you want and take you out to the fanciest restaurants and malls around

• She listens carefully and pays a lot of attention to detail about you and will remember things that mean a lot to you.

• Likes affection and cuddles and will want to hold your hand even if it's sweaty and gross.

• Great in bed. Is very patient in the bedroom and likes to let things be more natural and relaxed.

Cons:

• Isn't good about talking about herself and her feelings. Let's her emotions bottle up until they explode.

• Is a cop and is usually in danger and will cancel on you in favor of her job and will automatically expect you to understand.

• Loves too hard and is scared of being dumped and will "promise to change" to keep you around but that's unrealistic

• Will run errands in her pajamas with her hair undone as she tries to drive and eat a plate of eggs...needs moderation for basic extraness....

• You can hardly tell if she is serious or not most of the time because of her stoic expression. Can use that in her favor to throw shade at you if she's pissed.

"I would honestly not date me. That's all i'm gonna say on that. I lied maybe if I had a nicer butt then yeah...yeah maybe."

Cons:

- you always have too pay for anything

- some of your stuff may or may not 'dissapear'

-his terrible loud laughter

-  can act maybe a bit paranoid at times

-A lot of people eh...kinda hate him

- He smells like old sweat mixed with old heavy smelling parfum, enjoy

- also uses lard in his hair and silly mustache? Gross

- silly mustache

Pro:

-you'd be the handsome one in your relationship.

pros:

• super nice!!
• the best cuddle buddy you'll ever have :'^)
  
• wholesome
• cute
  
• experienced 👀
  
• a really good cook
  
• faithful
  

cons:

• clingy/whiny
  
• talkative to a fault; sometimes it's hard for him to listen
  
• stubborn
  
• says insensitive things on accident
  

Pros:

Reallyyy sweet. He'll do a lot to make you happy. 

Calming. He's very good at making people feel calm and relaxed.

Sensitive. He'll understand and listen to your feelings.

Loyal. Will stay with you like glue!

Adorable. C'mon, look at him! 

Is a sky god. That's pretty freaking cool!

Cons:

He can be a bit too calming at times. He's put people to sleep against their will because he's just that relaxing to be around.

Kinda.. dumb. He's very gullible and believes most things, no matter how ridiculous it is. He just can't fathom the thought that there are people out there that would purposely tell him bad/incorrect things. You'd probably have to watch him and make sure he doesn't do something that would hurt himself.

Also kinda needy and easily bored. He may ask for love a little too frequently for some. He's the type to text you something and keep texting you until you respond with things like "u ok??" "aw please dont ignore me" and "did i do something wrong :'(?" even if it's only been ten minutes.

No lewding him. He's incredibly pure and asexual and it's not strange to question if he even knows what that kind of stuff is. Definitely can't help with those kinds of feelings. Why do you have those kinds of feelings for cute cloud lions anyway??

Is a sky god. He kinda has important business to attend to like watching over a whole sky village because of this role and mayyyy not be the most available all the time. 

IC: "H-Huh? You wanna date me?! Ahaha, how flattering! Well, I'll love you lots and never do anything bad to you! If you want something, just tell me and I'll get it for you. I'll take you flying high in the sky and maybe you can meet my lil' sister Mae and my people! Disclaimer though; you can't get mad if I put you to sleep by accident. I can't help it! We also can't do any.. weird stuff?? I love giving cuddles and smooches but that's as far as I'll go! Finally, you gotta be available! I get bored a lot and you're gonna have to keep me... unbored sometimes! If you can do that, I'd love to be yours!"

pros;

• very big and sturdy and wonderful to cuddle (could also carry you easy peasy)
• is extremely loyal and protective
• has a cute cabin in the woods
• lots of cute animals
• very insightful to your needs
• looooves physical affection -- big on massages, hair petting, etc
• mild nsfw; he's a big ol service top! also pretty open to poly and most kinks   

• will probably get killed doing mercenary work
• might like his animals more than you?
• can be a little overbearing/smothering
• smells like dirt and sweat (which I guess could be a pro, if you're into it)
• isn't really great around other people -- especially humans

Pros:
-Will treat you like a queen/king

Cons:
-...for maybe two weeks if you're lucky
-Probably smells like what I assume the inside of The Golden Girls' house would smell like.

PROS:

• Big Bara™ arms that will protect and hug
• Will laugh at all your jokes, and genuinely finds them funny
• The best Big Spoon
• If you can't sleep she'll regale you with stories of GLORIOUS COMBAT
• As per her tenants she will never lie or cheat, she's an open book
• Can and will carry you bridal style
• Very affectionate, you like kisses and hugs? She's your gal
• Protective, so will not let harm befall you
• Immensely enjoys helping out

CONS:

• You like haunch? Cause that's the only thing she can cook
• There's a high probability she will die in GLORIOUS COMBAT
• Experiences emotional extremes, which makes sadness complete misery 
• Likes to fight, so she'll probably be involved in several bar fights at the same time
• Still can't tie her shoes no matter how hard she tries

PROS:

• MMMMANSION
• Lives in a freakin multiversal everyplace sort of thing
• You will have two automata servants
• Eternal cookies

• anxiety
• there's a lot of people storming into your house and Araa will just let them
• Araa tries to evil for a while