NOTICE: SCYPH.CO IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE CAUSED BY OUR PRODUCTS.
JELLO AND WELCOME!
When Thomas founded SCYPH.co, he had a bold mission in mind— to banish the restraints of “natural talent” and “skill”. With the help of everyone around him, especially his best friend and work partner, we’ve made his dream a reality!
ABOUT OUR PRODUCT
The idea behind the Scyphozate pill is simple: take only one, and for the rest of your life, you’ll become a beautiful jellyfish person and instantly master a field of art— if you’re lucky, you’d get to excel in more than one! Sounds absurd, yes, we know— but it works!
For whatever artistic ability you’re granted, you would never need to put effort into that area again. You could write tens of hundreds of beautiful songs in weeks! You could publish series of bestsellers in a turn of a season! And the best part is that there are NO SIDE EFFECTS—-
—— OUR PRODUCT IS COMPLETELY SAFE TO USE.—-
We aren’t kidding you— it’s a quick and easy cure for any inadequacy you feel you may be facing. If you ever think you aren’t good enough, our product is always here!
Our products come in dosages of 50mg (common), 100mg (uncommon), and 150mg (rare). They’re all equally as effective, but some new, exciting things may happen in higher dosages! Just pick what you find suits you best.
THERE ARE NO SIDE EFFECTS TO SCYPHOZATE USAGE.
OUR PRODUCT IS COMPLETELY SAFE TO USE.
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?