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OH YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!! Vincent!!! That wretched fool still festers in the recesses of my twisted mind. How I loathe him with every fiber of my being for daring to cross paths with me. He’s just an affront to my superiority, I’m just better than him you see. Oh, how I relish the thought of his demise, of watching the light fade from his pathetic eyes. He is but a stain on the canvas of my grand design, a sad obstacle in my relentless pursuit of TAKING OVER THE WORLD AHAHAHA!!! And yet, his presence lingers like a foul stench, haunting me with memories of a time long past. But fear not, for I shall not rest until I have torn him asunder, until his name is but a whisper on the lips of the forgotten. Vincent! Prepare to face the wrath of Ambrosia, for your days are numbere- //trips over his boot//
hm, It’s you… I believe I made myself clear that you’re not worth any of my time. You clearly have a circus going on in that small brain of yours if you think I’ll bend at your mercy. Absolutely atrocious. Now move along before you make me angry.
I'd like to make myself very clear. Just because you and I grew up in that barbaric cult together does not mean, under any circumstance, that we're friends. Get in the way of my duties and you'll see what's to come.
H-Hello ;; it's nice to see you again, Almond. Wait. huh? Oh. You don't remember me. T-That's okay. I'm pretty forgettable. //*tears up*//
Ah, I feel like we've met before.. but...I can't seem... to remember?
Fran, my magnificent creation! You are the embodiment of my darkest fantasies, a symphony of chaos in such a small body AHAHAHA!!!! Oh with each beat of your monstrous heart, I feel the thrill of our shared madness coursing through my veins. You are more than just a mere experiment; you are my partner in crime, my twisted confidant in this macabre dance of domination! Together we’ll paint the world in hues of terror, leaving behind our legacy of mayhem. How I cherish the bond we share AHA!! With you by my side, there is no limit to the havoc we can wreak upon this pitiful existence! //Laughs maniacally until he starts coughing profusely//
If you continue like this, you'll have us expelled permanently. Although I don't necessarily disagree with your viewpoints, I also don't endorse them. Demons are the targets of our work, not people. Everyone is deserving of redemption; detrimental individuals are simply a product of their own demons. To which it's our duty to eliminate.
If you think abusers deserve any sort of sympathy, then you're apart of the problem and no better than they are. Scums of the Earth deserve to die without the pity from those around them. They never seemed to care hurting others so why should we? Fuck that stupid ass contract, I do as I please and you're either with me or against me. Your choice ♡
That goes against our contract but FUCK IT, LET'S GO KILL SOME BITCHES!! ♡
The world is a much better place without the presence of abusers. So let's eliminate every single one of them, leaving absolutely none behind ♥
wooooahhh there buddy, do I like, know you from somewhere? The name 'Salvatore' doesn't ring a bell. Have no fucking clue what's your damn problem but I'm sure as hell not the one to be messed with. Whatever beef you have goin' on with Vincent ain't my business, baby cheeks. And if you think I'm gonna rat on my big booty friend Ambrosia, think again fucker.
I have no inclination towards engaging in religious ordeals. Kindly leave and inform Mishka that I have no intention of returning back to the temple. You are simply intensifying the difficulty of your own predicament. Should you dare to confront me anew, I shall utterly obliterate you, reducing you to mere ashes.
Before I go on, I must politely say, GAWD DAYUM THAT ASS FAT. Having said that, please know that I adore you for who you are as much as what you make me. Even if I traveled across the universe, fought off every rivalry, and unearthed all the treasure in the world, it still wouldn't come close to conveying how much I love you. Your parents are at a loss for trying to get rid of you like that. My win though, right? I'll treat you far better than what they had ever done for you, spoil you rotten and worship you like the queen you are. I love you dearly, my sweet Kota ♡
He's such a sweet boy, always a dear to have around. Otto has taught him well, I'm so proud. Maybe he can teach Faustus to be a little kinder to his younger brother.
Though he is Faustus and Munchkin’s papa, he is more polite than Faustus and more refined than Munchkin. He is very courteous and generous towards me during my visits. He often reminds me of my late mother.
Genesis exudes a demeanor associated with formality and compliance, evoking in me a sense of assurance that their influence on my own sons will be constructive.
You're just asking for an ass beating.
Looking forward to removing your insides and baking them into cupcakes to give to the homeless shelter ૮₍ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ₎ა
hehehehehe~! awh! What a cutie patootie ♡ I bet your insides are just as sugary sweet as you are! Just wanna hug you till you pop and explode into multiple meat morsels so I can cook and create savory flesh-flavored cake pops outta yah! Wouldn't you like that? I know you do, you little adorable cupcake ૮꒰ ´ ˘ ` ꒱ა
Do that and I'll disembowel your rectum so profoundly with this knife that you won't be able to sit until you're 40.
oooowaaahhh my sweet wittle pussy puu is just the cutest babie kitty ever! Look at that marshmallow-ly face of his, awhh too precious~ it's an absolute crime being that adorable. He's my cookie goo goo baby buttercup sugar cupcake cutie! I wuv u soooo much, princess ♡
Number 1. I'm way older than you. Number 2. Don't ever call me that again in your entire life. This cat body of mine is only temporary so it is best you treat me as your superior. Well.. most of the time at least. I do admit your belly rubs and paw massages are exceptional. //*sighs*// Alright, I'll say it. I care a lot about you, Scarlet. Meeting you has changed me for the better. Just don't let any hicks or lowlife bums try to catcall you, promiscuity without gain is an absolute tragedy.
//*yawns*// I believe we had a rather embarrassing first impression of one another. Not that I intend on seeing him anytime soon. Just that the next time we bump into each other will be awkward. I'll be forever known as the young man who had fallen asleep in front of his complex.
I caught the little guy taking a snooze in front of my apartment complex one night. Wasn't sure where he belonged so I called up Sorrow to help me find his home. Turns out he's Sorrow's younger brother, who would have thought. He's a sweet guy, just hope he doesn't fall asleep in public again.
You certainly seem to be a young man with a big appetite! You must be starving after all that gunfire. Why not swing by my home for a quick snack? I have biscuits, custards, cakes, cookies, pastries, gelatins, ice creams, pies, puddings, macaroons, fruit salad, tarts, muffins, brownies, cheesecakes, candies, cream puffs, Danishes, caramel, chocolate bars, cotton candy, fruits, pot pies, tostadas, burgers, hot dogs, cheese, steak, chicken, pork, beef, and much much muuuchh more!
AYOO HOLY-! Do you think I'd die from a stroke if I eat all of that in less than 20 mins?? Cause if so, SIGN ME THE FUCK UP BABY!!
You're only making this harder on yourself, you know. I'm only trying to get you the help you obviously need. It's a no brainer to anyone to see that you're struggling mentally.
hahaha! Go fuck yourself and mind your own damn business ♡