Kolo's Links
I care a lot less about Sytry than I do Purson. Yeah, big shits, me admitting I care about Purson. It doesn't take a fucking genius to realize - what, you want a prize? Why don't you get on your knees, then?
Mammon is <I>THE CUTEST</I> and eggs look so <I>lovely</I> in him! A man with a passion for the arts, appreciation for the fine things in life, and also for <<i>pranking heaven out of Lucifer.</I>
Could I be anymore in love?
Quota is... well, I'm sure he's never understood the idea of dressing formally in his life. But he works hard, and he has a good attitude. I appreciate him.
I'll be real with ya: Jubilee doesn't actually need me. He just likes havin' someone to wrangle all the assistants with - a hand in the pot, if you will. Still, that means my job's not too bad. Just gotta watch out for everyone.
I'm not a very jealous person, you know! I don't really have a reason to be jealous of most people. But Whelm was closer to Sundae than I was for a while... it was frustrating having to get cleared to enter the Sanctum every time just to be with him.
Wage always came by to hang out with Sundae... if I had known that they were conspiring to make the Haven I would've reported them! ...maybe... I hope I would've reported them.
I'm surprised Whelm didn't come with me. He seemed like the type to need a breather. I hope the Coalition is treating him okay.
I feel so stupid for not realizing sooner! I could've stopped the secession all by myself! But I didn't! Augh!
Assistants don't really get paid, so I'm not that upset about Whelm not getting taken off our "payroll", so t'say. But I'd like to see him working again, even if it's small things like cleaning the Sanctum paths or something.
Quota is Jubilee's assistant... when I worked, I mostly answered to him. He was an official leader... and kinda scary!
I used to read all sorts of interviews about Sundae that Whelm did after the whole Haven thing. Y'know, it was actually really interesting to hear about Sundae before he snapped.
I've heard Arco Iris is nice but I'm not sure. I mostly avoid him.
Archise is actually a nice guy! He's always looking out for everyone. He can be a little.. eccentric and over the top, but I like that about him!
Thank the stars Ordona does all the boring parts of my job! Leaves me plenty more time for Shards shit!
Arco Iris always has a good attitude about work! I enjoy it when we do assignments together.
Ordona always takes care of everyone else. He's really sweet. Kinda weird he got paired with Archise, of all people?
Magnotris... he's such a mystery. He acts like this righteous bad boy. I don't know him that well but he doesn't seem cruel or anything.
Whatever.
Quota is sort of our unofficial leader? Besides the Overseers, of course. I like him - he's very prompt and sensible!
A bit too sickly-sweet for my tastes, but eh, he gets the job done. Pretty fine overall.
Straw's a sweetie! Sometimes people just bring out the bad side in him, it's not his fault.
Ordona is a really nice guy! He's fun to be around and he's very sweet. I don't like it when people take advantage of him.
Cupcake's always been a little... er, rough around the edges? I mean, I think we get along fine though!
Snotty little goody-two-shoes. Wish I could say that to his face.
I'm really sorry about what happened to Sundae! I can't imagine how stressful that must've been!
Ordona always looks out for me... he's nice like that.
Oh, Purson? He takes care of eggs. As far as I know, he's never given Satan or I cause for trouble.
Stupid, horny, thinks about nothing but getting his dick wet. He's such a stupid bitch it's a shock I tolerate him at all, but I do. I mean - ugh. Whatever, just don't talk to him.
Mammon’s <I>my</I> gyne, and I love him. Just don’t tell him that first part, he’d kill me for calling him a Gyne. He’s terrifying and he’s kinda mean sometimes but he loves me anyways and I love to snuggle into his chest and feed him chocolates.
I think he’s going to beat Satan one of these days, I hope he doesn’t decide he’s fed up with me when he does.
Raphael. He's... he's my everything, really. I try not to be super cheesy in front of other people about it, because I know it's annoying, but he... I'd do anything for him. It's hard to articulate the depth of love I have for him.
I prefer not to categorize my feelings for Michael. Suffice it to say: I will defend, support, and encourage Michael through every past, present, and future trial we face. I am encouraged and pleased to see him comfortable, healthy, and smiling. I am prepared to bend the rules to see that happen.
Ugh, I'm jealous of how much he gets to be around Michael. I'd kill to have access like that... at least he doesn't bug Michael most of the time.
Sometimes I look at Phenex and I just... see the downwater effects of everything I've done. He'd still have all his arms if the colonies never split, y'know? But... he doesn't seem to hold it against me, and he's... kind, and sweet. It helps.
Oh stars how was I this lucky? Michael is amazing. He’s scarred and hurt but he’s so gentle and good to me. He gives everything to his colony. I love to sit in his lap and just hear him breathe. Trace my fingers over his lovely, noble horns. Sometimes I even get to wear his jacket when it’s cold, and it smells like him and I can just wrap myself up in him even if he’s in a raid.
I’m so glad I was discovered, if only so I might discover Michael.
I CAN'T BELIEVE MICHAEL SETTLED FOR AN ERGATE. THIS ISN'T FUCKING FAIR! IT'S NOT FAIR I'M AN ANER I'D BE A BETTER PARTNER FUCK PHENEX
I know Sidriel is wholly dedicated to Michael and I really respect that. I trust him to watch out for Michael at any given opportunity, and see him around quite often although we rarely actually talk.
I don’t understand his reasons for turning me in... I’m not sad he did, of course, I just don’t get it. Cleaning? He turned me in over...dusting?
Bratty little ergate thought he could get away with breaking into Satan's room when I'M not allowed in there to clean it up? He deserved everything that happened to him!
My next bitch! Or...probably. He’s not entirely broken yet, and there’s a few power players I have to watch out for lest he go running to “safer” arms. The journey of breaking him has been intense, but every victory is hard won and <i>exhilarating</I>.
(Some <i>lengthy</i> time later)
He was <i>definitely</i> my next bitch, and the best one I could’ve carved out of this-“ unintelligible string of cursing directed at hell, The Batties, and Satan. “What? No, I don’t love him, that’s lame.”
Lucifer is pretty high-energy, but I like him. I get why other people are scared of him, but meh - I don't really care. And I don't care if other people judge me for hanging around him so often.
I’m not sure if he’s hotter as a ballsy gyne with a bit of bite for once in their god damn lives, or the scared, tempting little target of an aner he pretends to be. Certainly, he’s not actually <I>good</I> at either, he always has to hide behind satan’s booming voice to avoid being torn apart. Mmm, maybe I’ll tear him apart anyways. Aner, after all, aren't protected and pampered.
(Significant amount of time later)
Okay, he’s got balls. Doesn’t mean I can’t do a little C&BT on him, he’s still a wench and I can do <i>whatever I want</i> to a bitch like him. I just...don’t want to. Yeah, that’s it.
Hahaha. He wasn't so scary after I slapped that shock collar on him. It tamed him right up, didn't it? Everybody was fighting me to try to get their own special little revenge on Lucifer, but there's nothing sweeter than watching them suffer as much as you did. Now that he's all calmed down, he's much more tolerable. I forgave him.
I’m not <I>scared</I> of him, I just think he’s disgusting and not worth crushing under my heel!
Okay, fine. I can’t beat zagan and he <I>disturbs</I> me. I thought Michael was messed up when I left him, picking up an Ergate lover, but Zagan wants to marry a dinergate. I’d rather screw a worm? But no, he has to have them screw me too. If I’m never in a room with him again, I might be happy.
I'll do whatever it takes to protect my aner from you, even if I have to go to the extreme.