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I like Cleverly better than Osage. Cleverly is almost too willing to talk, but I'd rather have a peacemaker than another warmonger, honestly.
Sires is the oldest remaining leader in Myrme. He predates my takeover of Clover. I wonder if he's connected any of my identities together....
He's kinda funny but only in short bursts. He's also got a knack for interrupting really important meetings and shooing me angrily before they're resolved. That's not funny.
Stupid dumbass keeps getting onto Shell property, climbing into Shell territory! Stay out you overgrown hedge or I'll clip you myself!!
Cleverly's so gentle and sweet. I hope he stays that way.
I consider Osabora my friend, I hope it's mutual! Shell's normally very closed off so it's nice to have someone from its leaders who's actually willing to listen to my concerns.
Jules is my head of internal affairs! I'd trust him with my life. Maybe. Er... anyways he likes to chew gum so I buy him packs and leave them on his desk with motivational quote sticky notes.
Sprig's too hard on Cleverly. I mean, I get his frustration, but Cleverly's at least got passion, and that goes a long way - I think so, at least. There's a lotta power in being able to pick yourself up and keep going.
Cleverly is... frustrating. He doesn't take enough seriously and he's a practical doormat to everyone he comes across. What kind of leader is that? A limp pool noodle, that's fucking what!
Sprig is really intense. Like it can get very overwhelming very quickly when his temper gets stroked. I try to avoid making him angry but he's on a hair trigger.
Leader Cleverly Sir was the one who gave me my title and arranged the ceremonial title change. I don't see him much otherwise though... guess he's busy with leading things.
My head surgeon! I'd trust Sigm to amputate my legs. Or I would, but you know, lesser god healing, so let's pretend like I don't need any leg amputation any time soon.
Oh, they're a combat aner, right? I think I remember them!
Leader Cleverly Sir is my boss' boss, and he's nice. Weirdly down-to-earth and more personable than you kinda expect.
Get a looooaad of Mr. Diplomacy. Yeah, he’s hot, yeah, he’s smarter ‘an hell, I’ll take two please. He’s been here as long as I have, and aged really well. He used to be really exuberant, and I kinda miss the energy, but the rugged determination suits him well. He’s really easy to get on with too, if only he could get those charms to work on Hell as easily as he did everyone in heaven. Well, except for Uriel, but who gets along with Uriel anyways?
Gabriel is easy to get along with if you let him have his way. I think he picked those behaviors up from the gyne, if you ask me, haha! You need to be firm enough to not seem like a pushover, but flexible enough that he doesn't want to fight you tooth and nail.
Fanuel is so tired, he’s watched everything that’s happened from the very beginning, from Michael’s idealistic hopes and dreams to Lucifer’s clutches and our eventual war torn freedom. And he’s tired. I keep hoping he’ll rest but he keeps trying. There’s something encouraging in it, but I worry for his sanity as he pours more and more of his soul into Satan’s gaping jaws.
Raphael is a deeply kind person, but he can get lost in that and forget things like independence and boundaries. If you're particularly enjoying yourself, it's likely he's peeping. If you've got a job he feels he can do, he will take over. There's no maliciousness in him, not a single mean bone in his body, but he's... oblivious sometimes.
D’ya think he’s still trying to make peace with hell? What a hoot, it was stupid when I left and it’s still stupid now. It was fun, making him bend over for the privilege of putting his useless papers on Michael’s desk.
I did not avoid Lucifer's ire. I don't know anyone who did. And while I'd like to think of myself as a very intelligent people-reader, I don't know why Lucifer left... it seems so out of character. And I can tell he's suffering in Hell. I suppose pride begets a fall.
Oh, that one. He keeps sending me spam mail. Will Michael never realize the futility of his peace? There is no peace for the gyne under Michael’s hand, and so no peace for me, or for Michael’s little letter writer.
When Satan took over Hell, I had great hopes. There was a spread of wonder in front of me, of how I could help Michael shape the world. It was so young back then, and it's been tied up in war the entire time. And I haven't managed a single thing, in all that time. Satan is the walking proof of my incompetence.
I mostly hear about the treaties Fanuel’s written up, he puts so much effort into such an unsolvable problem. Michael said he’s tired, he knows it’s unsolvable but he does it anyways, but I think it still makes him happy to try.
I don't know Phenex personally too well, but I've heard Michael talk about him, and I've seen the way they act. He brings so much joy and love to Michael, and I'm grateful for that. Personally, I always thought Michael would end up with Raphael.
Fanuel is <I>cute</I>! He’s also really mindful. I think the others forget I earned my title for a reason, but he doesn’t and I really appreciate that about it. I think it’s kinda why he earned his title, keeping all the <I>truths</I> about people and accounting for them. Also yes, I would totally suck his dick, for the record. He’s way too cute to pass up!
Selaphiel's kind. He's got an energy and a mind that's sharper than he gets credit for. There's a certain stereotype about someone being stupid and sexually active, but I don't think he's at all ignorant.
Fanuel is- was? An annoying bastard. He has problems with me and chooses the most childish ways to air them. But we’ve...talked. I admire his efforts, even if they’re like draining the ocean with a bucket. If anyone can do it though, I’m sure he can, he’s got the star-y eyed, no longer naive determination.
In recent times, we’ve grown quite close. I find his presence soothing and I enjoy him. I enjoy...holding him. I like the way he enjoys being held, being picked up and kissed. It’s soft and lovely and I want to protect it. He’s protected me enough, it’s my turn.
I admire and I hate Uriel, at the same time. His skill is unmatched, his power in the colony breathtaking. And yet his job, his existence, the thing he fights for - is the exact opposite of mine. For Uriel to be a success, I must be a failure. There is no other way around it. And I may have taken out that frustration on him too many a time.
Pissy brat bitch dumbass. I have to smile and nod since the gyne like him so much, but uuuugh.
Sure I remember him. Scout, tight little ass even after I screwed him to hell and back, plenty worth grabbing, always had this bubbling fight under him. But he ain’t important, wasn’t anything when I was in heaven and isn’t anything now.
He's not even worthy of having me spit his name to the dirt.
Why is everyone else in Michael's life important and gets to hang out with him often!? What's Selaphiel's job even!?
...If I wasn't so devoted to Michael, Uriel could have won my heart. He's ridiculously hot.
Sidriel is one of my scouts, he’s always been reliable in that regard. In other matters he’s very intense, I’m aware of his feelings for Michael and to some of the degree they go. Perhaps Fanuel would know where Sidriel’s possesive adoration came from, I merely hope it doesn’t bubble up into a problem.
There’s no point in calling him anything other than Gummi. He’s so excited all the time, driven and engaged. Now, perhaps he’s mostly driven to pursue every aner in the colony, now that my presence has revealed that Michael is okay with aner screwing, interested in, and encourages relationships with, ergates. But uh, he’s really nice, and I have no place to judge that hobby.
Phenex kind of came out of nowhere but HE HAS OPENED OUR EYES. I can't believe Michael fucks ergates. i CAN'T BELIEVE MICHAEL FUCKS ERGATES!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Sara's the best of my bunkmates - okay well Phenex is up there too. But Sara always likes to nuzzle and hug me if I let him hold my hand and that's really cute....
SOMEONE makes my arguments with Pathiel so much less tolerable. That someone will remain unnamed but his name is Hamon and I WILL get revenge one of these days. Maybe make Michael catch him doing something embarrassing....
UGH Pathiel thinks he's hot shit, that he's the best around. He's clearly wrong, especially since Sara prefers me (duh) because I'm clearly better. I'd make the best leader of our crew!
Satan takes after him: replaceable and pathetic. At least <I>this</I> one’s got some decent interests. He can’t be good for much else if the giant lug that is Satan managed to replace him.
HA. HAHAHAHAHAAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Satan's leadership is now a ticking time bomb and Lucifer is the epicenter of it. I can't wait to see how hard Satan falls.
Snotty-nosed brat upstart. You know I was there when he was born, when having an aner baby was a big deal? Held the little bastard right in my hands and was giving a speech about how lucky we were. Shoulda snapped his neck when I had the chance.
Oh, him, Michael's nanny. He seems nice but I always got a condescending vibe off him, especially when he'd visit Hell. Well maybe he should've trusted me more. Satan isn't as kind to him as I was!