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Anael has been with us a long time, I consider him rather close actually. His company is pleasant, and he’s quite sane- for a mage, as it happens. He’s unsettling on occasion, but most of the combat aner can unsettle me, so it’s nothing against him.
Fun guy! Gets a little spooked if I show too much teeth 'round him. Michael fucking adoooooores the guy, it's nice to see him so excited.
Ah. That one. He’s uncomfortably similar to Michael in every possible way, if flashier. Less directly dangerous, far more likely to cause mass confusion and chaos.
Hot bastard, wish I didn't have to be on opposite sides... or for the guy to obsess over gyne like... That. One time I copped a feel in his pants. He broke my entire right side for it but damn he's packing!!
Anael’s batty, but they all are, and at least he’s trustworthy. He listens well and I consider his input to be incredibly valuable.
Commander Sir! Haha he looks so dorky when he puts on his glasses to read reports, so I print them in reallllllyyyy small font. He's a good commander, though, like him more than the last one.
Hooly crap, the man is hot. Like, stars ABOVE, and confident in it. Y’know, he’s the one that came onto <I>me</I>? That’s...new. It’s hot. He also seems really into my uniform and describing chemical reactions. He’s a mage, I had to expect something. It sure doesn’t bother me!
He's hot! Fuckin' chemistry is so badass! He is so badass!!! Wanna bite him and kiss him!! Gonna choke him with his own goggles!
That’s our Magister, right? The hell combat ants were always really annoyed with him, but I suppose it was his job. Michael trusts him anyways, and he’s always been nice to me.
Michael's cute pet! Don't know him too well but he's got precious little fangies.
I- I don’t have a type! What are you talking about? So what if he’s a little nuts and powerful and I think it’s hot? That doesn’t mean I have a type. He’s nice to hang out with anyways.
Gabe's a cute little thing, likes it when I - y'know - [He makes bedroom eyes]. Looks cute with a dick in his mouth.
Ugh, him? I mean, guy's a powerhouse, but he's like, his OWN special brand of nuts. Nasty bitch.
Cimeries is something else, something quite incredible. It makes sense that he would stand out so much, considering Mammon raised him. Still, he’s come so far and I only wish him the very best. I go out of my way to ensure it, some days. I only wish he’d take a little mercy on the poor Aner’s blood circulation...
She's... uh, fine, I guess. Kind of weird, I always feel like she's looking down on me, but like, nothing she's done has made it seem that way. Whatever. I don't hang around the gyne rooms anyways.
Where to start? His beautiful eyes? Silky hair? Perhaps the way he holds himself in combat? Actually, maybe not that part. We couldn’t be prouder of our newest gyne and the impact he’s made on us all. I disregard the...unusual circumstances of his birth and upbringing.
Haha, I've got Satan wrapped around my finger! Literally. Anyways he's pretty cool; not my favorite, but I like messing around with him. Always willing to drop his work to salivate over my sweet ass.
Wowow, Cimmy is so awesome! he's like, super talented at everything, I wanna be just like him! And it's fun to hang out with him 'cause i'll sit in Satan's lap and he'll sit on Allocer's face!
Zepar's pretty nice - don't tell anyone, but I think he's Satan's favorite. Little bit toooooo ditzy, but he's pretty good at holding a conversation so I don't mind chilling with him if I don't have a raid to go on.
Everyone said I shouldn't, that I couldn't. But Cimmy's the best gyne we have and fuck everyone who doubted me. Cimeries is a good person.
Mammon raised me since I was an egg! It's kind of weird 'since usually gyne aren't raised alone like that, but Mammon doesn't let anyone boss him around and he taught me that too! He also helped me learn how to defend myself, gave me a sword, magic training... he's really cool.
Haha. I should've known. Mortal lover.
Llune always talked like she got a metal pipe up her ass, but she was pretty nice. If you didn't like what she said about you, well... maybe you should do some self-reflection.
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I hope La Llune is doing fine! I really want to apologize to them, but they're never in the throne hall at night.
This is so creepy. Is he the real Cleverly? Why is he even here? Where does he go during the day?
I'm not allowed to look around Gemline, so I haven't seen Metara. Hope he's okay!
Saltis was always really nice to me, but sort of distant, like he didn't want to really be friends. I didn't push the issue, really. Hope he's ok.
Yuck, I heard what Cogito's got going on for Cleverly. I always felt bad; never liked the guy, but we had some kindred feelings going on I think.
Oh haha Ihalas has like thirty anger issues and daddy issues on top. I heard he got booted by Cogito, though, and yeah that sucks. Cogito needs his ass beat.
Grr... you think you're better than me, than all of us, huh? Just as fuckin' bad as Cleverly!
I dunno how he's doing. We weren't really friends I guess? I didn't see much of him when I was leader.
Ihalas was really loud and obnoxious, but if I'd known that Cogito was my alternative, I wouldn't have been so outspoken about how much I disliked Ihalas... I feel like it's partially my fault that he got expelled. Why did we vote for Cogito?!
I didn't like Narke, and I'm certainly not gonna like Cogito. Creepy predator.
You have no idea how much Saltis FRUSTRATES ME. I will not apologize for my outburst.
Why did Narke and Ihalas let Olympe act in such an absurd manner? He is a gyne; he will be treated as much.
Fuck Cogito. Not literally, just - he's absolutely awful. I want him to die.
What? Don't look at me like that, you degenerate. You don't need to ask questions about him.
I'm going to help Cogito the best way I can! It's just, er, this isn't what I had in mind...?
Oh, Cimmy totally takes after Mammon and me. He got the cute from me, the power, cruelty, and insanity from Mammon. It’s all kind of hot, if Mammon didn’t nearly kill me every time I looked his way.
Purson is like, Mammon's best friend and I see a lot of him. He's always cooing over me, all proud and stuff. It's pretty dorky but what can I say? I like attention and fame.
Allocer is H-O-T. Like DAMN, you see the guy strut down the hallway? I wanna just bury my face in his ass every time. He's all cute and flustered and submissive, too - just the way I like my beefy guys.
Cimeries could give me twelve different heart attacks in a single day and I’d just fall ever more in love. I won’t pretend the fact that he’s the single hottest gyne in the universe doesn’t sway me, it does and he is. But there’s something about being allowed to melt into his arms that gets me, every time.
Allocer is a good man, he's easy to work with. We spend a lot of time apart thanks to our jobs, but I deeply care for him. I didn't expect him to be into aner, actually... and I'm glad our relationship blossomed because of it.
He’s from my little eggs! I don’t care that Mammon hatched him, he’s still mine. I...Cimmy kinda scares me sometimes because he’s just so brave and runs off to fight Heaven, but he’s got the purest adoration and determination so I couldn’t think of asking him to stop. I always love seeing when he wears my gifts around though.
Sytry was the aner I came from! I like him 'cause he's friends with Mammon, who is totally cooler, trust me. But Sytry's nice and brings me little presents all the time.