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HAHAHA they're so fun to torment >:DD
Who the hell is this guy?? Where did it come from?? How do I make it go away?? Ugh people keep thinking it works here -
No way this guy is normal. He's gotta be hiding a second life or a REALLY weird kink or some shit. Maybe he's a serial killer, heh heh.
I... don't... know about this guy. Weirds me out if i'm being honest. I don't really want to hang out with it, but I do kinda want to know more about it.
He's a shockingly good listener for all the dad vibes he gives off. I always feel like he's going to lecture me, but I think he's just genuinely paying attention.
He lives an exciting life! It sounds exhausting. Kind of glad I don't have that much going on.
There's nothing going on in there. That man was born yesterday. I'm not sure he even knows this is a gay bar. Does he know what "gay" is??
She's pretty friendly, and a great conversationalist.
I like Adam just fine, but he may be the first person alive who's made entirely of cardboard.
He's great at his job and very direct.
I have no idea who or what it is. It seems... fine?
The fields, they whisper... a good man...?
He is as trustworthy as I can hope for. I keep him at my side.
I may never repay my debt to him. I suppose that's okay.
Uh okay so I LITERALLY just met this freaky motherfucker and now he's telling me I have some "infernal heritage" thing going on and I have NO IDEA what he's talking about google.com am I about to die
He intrigues me. We have more in common than he knows.
Do not call me "gamer." I'm not sure I understand what it means and I don't like it. Only Percival may call me "gamer."
Oh my god gamer figure your shit out
you are NOT BLENDING IN when you call your boyfriend "Percival" and then wear strappy sandals over socks ughhh
This big motherfucker takes himself too seriously.
Like, sorry Laz, you ain't special. Literally EVERYONE I know is either from hell or actively going to hell lmao
It pesters me.
But we are more alike than we appear.
We have different interests, sure, but I relate to them a lot more than the other folks who live around here. They're the only neighbor I consider a real friend.
god, imagine having a neighbor who doesn't try to passive-aggressively invite me to Bible study. you're a real one Harris
also his snickerdoodles are the best fuckin cookies I've ever tasted holy shit
You've yee'd your last haw, you fool. I'll be exactly six minutes late to Harris's tonight. We'll see who gets destroyed.
sup nerd, you ready to get destroyed at trivia night? bet u won't even show up lmao
I think we should meet this Friday. Yes. I'm really concerned about my portfolio.
It's too sensitive for phone or email. We'll have to do it in person. Maybe over lunch. Do you have my cell number? I'll give you my cell number.
Yes, these meetings have been looking more and more like dates each week. Yes, I have still been approaching them professionally, because I can never be sure if the next one's going to be an actual meeting or another date-meeting. Yes, I would really like him to just ask me out instead of doing it like this.
Charlie, this is how you get a slipped disc at age 30.
NO PAIN NO GAIN
ALWAYS DARKEST BEFORE DAWN
THE ONLY THING STOPPING YOU IS YOURSELF
... ackckck help I did too many reps and I can't get back up
Haha, I'm not actually that good at volleyball. I think she lets me win, honestly.
We're friends now, so I need to know...
How is he so much better at volleyball than me? I can see all around my head, I have four arms, and I can literally FLY! What gives??
Hello, 911? Yeah, this lady brandished a butt-knife at me and tried to steal my ham sandwich. Can I sue her now or do I have to wait for her to actually commit a crime?
Oops, I thought you were done with it! Sorry!
...Uh, I mean, GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MEAT, PUNK! Your ham is never safe from meeeee >:3c
this is the worst thing that anyone could ever have done and I will never forgive you
yeah I mixed the m&ms with skittles. die mad about it hoe >:3c
I'm Dipshit Patrol, she's the Pro Shitposter, and with our powers combined we're gonnaaaaaa make a mistake probably
parade doesn't know what she's talking about I have never done anything wrong
ligma balls