Truffle

Other Names: Skull Cracker (his moonshine-themed work nickname), Deep Shaft (his other moonshine-themed work nickname, reserved for Sugarhead)

Species: Purussaurus brasiliensis (a giant prehistoric caiman)

Birthday: May 25

Gender: Genderfluid, most often feminine

Pronouns: Depends (although she/her is generally a safe bet)

Sexuality: Yes

Occupation: Bartender at the Tipsy Terrapin, a gay bar located downtown (formerly a masseur)

Physical Description 

• Large and in charge
• Candy-colored beefy babe
• Always has perfectly-done nails
• Wears fake eyelashes (because reptiles don't have lashes at all - how dumb is that)
• Always has makeup on
• Tries to hide her freckles with concealer
• Usually wearing a crop top, which she pairs with booty shorts or a miniskirt
  • She goes with a skimpy dress if she's feeling particularly spicy
  • Has an engagement ring on her left ring finger!  The band is a dark honey color similar to her own scales, and the stone is pink!
• She smells like Neapolitan ice cream, a scent she invested in after people finally told her how much she looks like Neapolitan ice cream

Personality 

• Spicyyyy
• Naturally flirty (can't turn it off)
• Aggressively confident and aggressively risqué
• Requires constant attention
• Also requires Sugarhead cuddles
  • They worry about him but luckily being around each other perks them both right up
• Physically incapable of passing for a masculine man
• Impatient; hates waiting
• Will break a bitch who mocks their look
• Has a prehensile tongue and a bite force much higher than even Sugarhead's

Likes 

• Sugarhead (whom they call "Sugar," of course)
  • Teasing Sugarhead
  • Cuddling Sugarhead
  • Swooning dramatically into Sugarhead's arms
  • Gushing about her amazing husband to anyone near her
  • Convincing said amazing husband to sell pride flag-themed scarves at the bar just so Truffle can wear all of them
• Nail art
• Making people uncomfortable by existing
• Hearing and sharing sordid tales of drama and failure

Dislikes 

• People hitting on Sugarhead
• People invading his personal space
  • Lots of the customers at the Tipsy Terrapin attempt to figuratively get in his pants, which is fine by him, but sometimes they try to literally get in his pants, and Truffle responds with violence
    • This hypothetical person will then realize / remember, as their very soul is torn from their fleshy bodies, that Truffle's absolutely ripped and they just didn't notice because he's girly and chubby
• Being seen without makeup (unless you're Sugarhead)

Personal Info 

• Engaged to Sugarhead, absolutely smitten with him
  • Truffle knew she was in deep when Sugarhead opened up to her about some of his personal issues and all she could feel was sad that she couldn't fix them
    • Ordinarily people telling her about their deep-seated emotional problems would make Truffle say "mmkay, you're cute, and I don't want to say I don't care about your problems, but I kind of don't want to have to deal with them on a daily basis," so when that automatic loss of interest didn't happen she was like well shit I really am attached to this turtle
• Will give a makeover to anyone who wants one
  • Unfortunately the people who need them the most tend to be the people who want them the least
• Considers everyone else who works at the bar her family
  • "SON get IN here," she yells at Rotguts
• His two best friends are also his parents
  • They don't live in the area but he Skypes them constantly
  • When he's talking to them, one's "Mom" and one's "Mama"
  • When he's talking about them, he calls them "OG Mom" and "Mom: the Sequel"
    • ...because one of them's his biological mom and the other one's the lady she married after she split up with Truffle's biological father
• Sometimes it's hard to tell when he's joking

Brief Backstory 

• Was never aware there was such a thing as a "closet"
  • She jokes that she smashed out of an egg making grabby hands at sparkly nail polish
  • Her mom could tell she had a queer in the making when her "son" demanded to be a fairy princess for Halloween circa age 3
• Harbors no feelings for or against her biological father, who was out of the picture pretty early
• She was a real fan of "Miss Mae," her mom's former college roommate who mysteriously began showing up more and more
• She was super excited when her mom married Miss Mae and now she has double the moms for double the fun
• Was never the best about commitment; preferred short flings and one-night stands to long-term relationships, mainly because she was only interested in the fun stuff and didn't really want to deal with other people's emotional baggage

Trivia 

• Owns an impressive collection of sex toys
• Ready to rumble at all times
• Pop music is their guilty pleasure
  • They have a special fondness for Carly Rae Jepsen and upbeat music with depressing lyrics
• Her moms tease her that she's marrying her roommate too
  • Sugarhead and Truffle decided to move in together after they started dating (as opposed to Dez and Mae, who developed a crush on each other while being random roommates in college), but since Sugarhead proposed after they started living together, "you're marrying your roommate" is still technically true
• Sometimes people get too distracted by his femininity to realize he's built like a truck and hits like a freight train
• Theme song: “Bubblegum Bitch,” by Marina and the Diamonds
• I made this ho because I can't get over Purussaurus's skull
  • It's gigantic and frightening because it's like an ultra-crocodile but it also kind of looks like Dragonite or Barney

Date of Creation / Adoption: May 25, 2017