Eirlys Wynne  //  A professor at Hell College who teaches... most things, really. She's a jack of all trades who enjoys so many things that she just can't stop getting degrees. Currently a big fan of labyrinth research, monsters, and summoning.

Felicity Gottschalk  //  A student at Heaven College who's trying her best. Back on her planet she wound up becoming the embodiment of misfortune, taking all of the world's bad luck so everyone else would be more fortunate. As such, her life's become a series of wacky slapstick incidents and she pretty much dies every time she walks out of her room.

Malady Maligna  //  A medical student working as a nurse at Hell College. She gets soul energy from the pain and suffering of others, so her patients technically get cured... just in the most horribly painful ways possible.

Melitta Cymak  //  A perky member of the Space Police who works in information-gathering and technology. She probably knows all of your secrets. Yes, even that one.

Mr. Sharpe  //  A nervous, jittery knife man who collects buttons. He lives at Heaven College, but his role is unclear. He doesn't seem to be completely comfortable there, though... rumor has it he knows too much.

Qamar  //  A horrible demonic entity who was sealed into the body of a bird long ago. Associated with a cult that worships The Void(tm). Spends his time being ominous and being carted around the universe by some dork.

Remaelius Opal  //  A gentle and serene professor at Heaven College who teaches subconscious studies. Has a supremely calming presence. They're one of the few professors remaining from before Heaven College took a turn for the worse and declared Hell College their enemy. They wish for nothing more than a return to the way things were.