OH BOY this looks fun
- you're his SO now! which means you're probably safe from his pranks. probably.
- once he gets bored of a gacha game and pulls all the best characters, he'll just give the account to you when possible or trade all his rare items to you. this is 100% a pro, i swear.
- protective enough to curl his tail around you, let you wear his jacket, or drape an arm around you if someone else is trying to hit on you.
- once you're in, you're in - even if you don't know about his mafia life, he'll at least have his fellow members help you out or keep an eye out for you if you're going somewhere dangerous.
- after he gets back from his vacation, he'll have some cool souvenir gifts for you.
- also willing to buy you whatever you want
- will cuddle, but he refuses to be the little spoon.
- unlimited wishes! just, uh, word them carefully.
- you're his SO now! which means you're obligated to join him in pranking others - even if you don't, he'll put the blame on you or give you puppy dog eyes until you do.
- even late into the relationship, it's hard to tell what he's thinking. you'll probably never feel like he's fully opened himself up to you.
- not protective enough to stop you from silly things like tripping. will probably point and laugh, in fact.
- unless you break up with him first, he'll definitely break up with you at some point or another.
- goes on vacation sometimes, abruptly and without telling you.
- turns everything into a competition and will whoop your ass in video games :D
- he's not clingy, but he will bombard your phone with ":)" ";D" and random emojis just because he can.
- if you do something to really piss him off, he'll straight-up kill you.
and as for an IC response: "Why should or shouldn't you date me? Well, why should I date you?"