The OC Job Fair

Cupid was appalled by the way this demon was addressing him. Hadn't she heard of him??? Recognized his royal hue? As a demon Cupid was more than insulted...but....being in the human realm has caused his funds to become almost nonexistent. Cupid agrees to the request in return for the human currency.
"Radiant my ass..." He mumbles as he begins his float to the local market. Upon entering Cupid haughtily shouts "humans, i demand a case of your finest bee extract fodder." Forgetting that humans cannot see him during the day, he gives a little devious chuckle, snatches a bottle of this "honey" and delivers the goods to the brat.

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A noble and handsome gentlemen can be seen reading over a large handful of papers, hearing you enter his office, he looks up and gives you a sneer. "Foolish being taking on this request, you must be a poor soul." Placing the papers down, Cupid hands you what seems like a contract. "Read it throughly and quickly, i dont have time for your sluggishness." You read the contract quickly only the realize its not a contract......but a weirdly specific grocery list. Cupid noisily clears his throat and addresses you by name, "i expect exactly whats on that list....If you cannot find my proper human fodder, you'll become the meal." Seeing your reaction, Cupid lets out one of his not so charming laughs. 

(He wants alot of doritos and other shitty snacks)

Lenny was shaking a bit, as he could almost feel all of Cupid’s eyes watching him, waiting for him to make a move. But he smiled anyway. “Sure! After working at at all kinds of different grocery and retail stores for a pretty looooonnnng time in my life, I’m pretty sure I could find whatcha looking for. As long as you pay me good, of course.” He took the list from his hand and started reading it. “Boy, uh, I never knew they made that many Dorito flavors...”

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“I need a person that could organize my video game collection, please! Preferably in alphabetical order. I could pay you in cash and food. You could also sleep at my house for a while, but I ask you to leave once you’re done!”

Charlotte cautiously walks forwards, looking worried, but waving her hand subtle "Um, hello? I heard you had a job open? I-I was hoping I could be hired. I don't really, um, have anywhere to live... Or work, so, uh, it would help me and the birds a lot. And don't worry about the order, I will try my best to do it as you want"

"I would like a person to help me feed birds. I, uh, I can't really pay you anything, and you might need to get seed or bread yourself... And housing might be a problem. But, it is very therapeutic... If that means anything to you."

❛❛PLEASE LET ME DO THAT! A... ah, sorry for being really loud, I just really love birds, ahaha... I don't need seed or bread but I can buy some fancy bird food if you want to use that as well! Like the good stuff. I'm sure my parents will let me house some of the birds temporarily if you're looking to give them good homes, but if they can't get along with my budgie maybe not...❜❜

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❛❛Speaking of my parents, one of my dads works nightshift and sleeps during the day, and my other dad is just lazy. I need someone to mow the lawn, it's so overgrown but I can't work the mower, I hate to admit but it scares me a little. I'll pay you, of course!❜❜

"Uhhhh sure thing, dude! I used to do a little dog grooming back in the day, but like, I might be a little rusty. I don't think I've ever worked with one that talked before, but it'll be something new!"

"So like, here's the dealio. I'm basically stranded in outer space with a bunch of teenagers, and I love 'em to death, but, being the only source of adult supervision can be really tiring, especially when like, I don't really know what I'm doing either. Soooooooo.....I guess I'm looking for a therapist or something? Not for me, but for the others, since I can't help them with every problem."

"I would be Interested, I'm a mother myself and I think I could help you with your problem. The only thing I'd have to ask is how long am I going to be out there? Since if it's too long, I'd either have to decline or ask if my wife, Lizzie, could also be hired? I'd rather not leave her behind, not for anything."

"I could use a hand. My forge needs another person to keep going, I'm getting a bit too old and I might not be able to do as much anymore. I can offer one of our spare rooms, food and drink and a little spending money. You might need to work out how to get here on your own though, but it shouldn't be too hard."

"Oh, I think I can help!I know I don't look like the strongest person in the world, but I can certainly get it done quickly!" Bloom declared, beaming. "And no need for money, kid- consider it on the house!"

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"I need a new cashier for my flower shop. Nothing special- it's just that my side project has been taking more time than usual, and help is always appreciated. Depending who I find, I just might ask you to help me with my more... personal work. Nothing too in-depth- just handing me tools, keeping an eye on things, stuff like that."

I'm looking for my first job. I don't have much experience but I'm a quick learner. I'm a good asset once I've got it down and I'm sure I could help you with other things. 

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I need someoen to....teach me things? I'm new to modern society so I sort of need someone that can either be there in person or that I can call on demand that can explain anything I ask. Weird job but needs to be done. 

I may be young, but I can sure do it if you want to learn basic things about modern society! I did grow up in it after all! I could teach you about technology and such! However, downside is... I don't know alot about adult related things! So it's okay if you don't pick me!

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Um I'm looking for someone who could act like a teacher and teach me school related things? I had to leave my school because of terrible things they did there and I have no one to help me...I mostly need help in math and science... I'm not picky at all! As long as I can understand, I'll hire!

"A night alone with a beauty like you?" Jackson mused while scratching his chin, smirking soon after. "Sounds like a steal to me! Hell, I'll even PAY you to do it! Say... dinner? Trust me, it's no problem at all! Although I'll admit, it maybe get pretty hard later~"

"Anyone good at tracking people down? I'm not the best at it, and I've been wanting to see my old middle school teacher forEVER! I just don't know where to even start. Any ideas?"

"I'm pretty good at hunting people down, once I found a missing person who only left their shirt behind! They weren't happy when they saw their wife again, but I found it really easy to find them, I have no doubt that I can do It again."

"So, I need someone to help my little sister, Mika. She's been a little bit paranoid recently and it's putting a strain on her mentality. She thinks that she's being followed constantly, stalked, even. I've tried to convince her that she's safe, but she won't accept it and demands that someone trustworthy stays with her all the time. All you have to do is just stay with her for a couple weeks, a month or two at most, and make sure that she's safe and alright while updating me about anything new. I can pay you with money and she's asked if someone else could stay in her room, so that's bedding taken care of. I have no doubt she'll get you some free food and clothes as well."