There was a dangerous looking being wandering along the outskirts of their land. At least, that is what they had told Umi. They had sent the man to check on the lone invader, knowing that any person native to the lands of, and even surrounding, Vrafik would turn tail and flee upon seeing a powerful man donned with a red hooded cape. Umridun had even put his hood on and had brought his favourite axe with him on the trip just to seem a bit more intimidating.
But, there was no dangerous looking being to be found. He approached the being with confidence akin to airheadedness and allowed his hood to fall.
"Tiny man!" He called out gallantly, thrusting his axe-wielding hand into the air. "Or, mustached-woman? Big mustache for such a woman! No, 'tis a man!" He stopped before the man and peered down at him with a curious expression one might link to a dog tilting its head and perking its ears. "Why is tiny man here by himself? 'Tis dangerous, yes, someone else will kill you. Bergvid would kill you." Umi laughed loudly and bumped the mans shoulder with his fist, without taking heed of the strength and size difference between the two men, like one would do to a close pal. He seemed not to notice, nor mind, if the other man was put off by this interaction. "Bergvid would kill anything, yes?" He spoke as if this man might know of the so-called killer Bergvid.
Umridun's eyes widened as if he just remembered that he was supposed to be shooing this 'dangerous being' away. "Ah, tiny man must go." He said, grabbing him by his shoulders and forcefully turning him around. "This way's Scylfing-" He pointed behind himself, where he came from. "That way's Uthralla-" He pointed to his left. "That way's Kragmieh." He pointed to his right. "All will kill tiny man if he goes. Forward, there, is Vrotmuill. Boats there, mead, too. 'Tis good, go there. Not here. Goodbye, tiny man!" Umi stood and waved rather girlishly till the man began to walk, acting as a physical barrier between the other and the land behind him.