Diesel

diesel is very spontaneous and unpredictable - not to mention fast. some people begin to think he teleports everywhere with how sudden he appears in certain places, and given his strange attire, it seems pretty reasonable of an assumption. he has a hoverboard that shoots bright blue-orange flame to fly around at super fast speeds, absolutely unheard of tech that fascinates many a commoner!

his laser gun isn't very functional has many unintended features, such as its projectile teleporting wildly and sometimes disappearing entirely. if it rolls extremely high damage, it can defeat even the strongest of monsters in one shot - be sure to use with caution!