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Oh, a fellow Kobold? Hello! Ye gods, you have a lot of weapons. Are you away from home as well? Why don't we sit here and have a little chat about how we got into the adventuring business... Why have you pointed a rapier at me?!
No offense, but you smell WAY too much like a dragon for me to like you. I don't know what your deal is but count me out. Also, you're way too adorable. What's up with that?! I don't trust it. You and your dragon god can sit wayyyyyy over there, far away from me, thanks.
I'm glad he didn't exorcise me. He is a valuable ally and...friend. He says we are not friends, but I believe we have earned the designation with one another. Jasper is also very fond of him, which is far more important than my own opinion on anything anyway.
Never thought I'd meet a demon I'd be happy to see, but here we are! She's actually kind of cute, in her odd way. I truly hope she and Jasper make it. Though I do keep a blessed dagger on my hip, just in case. Haven't lost ALL my sense, after all.
He's really cool! He leads the Secret Saints and he has all these scars and he knows really strong magic and he has all these stories about the elves! And! He says he'll teach me some things next time we meet! We can't travel together since we'd be a really big target if we teamed up but we tell each other where we'll meet up so we can check in on each other!
Cute kid. Too full of himself, but I was like that when I was his age. He's already getting better, though don't tell him I told you that. We both lost our moms at about the same age, so maybe that's why I put up with him so well.
Hazel Cross had great foresight for a human. I will follow her orders well.
We have a deal, demon.
Mom was the best. She took care of me all on her own, she taught me everything I know, she was funny and smart...and she died protecting me. Was it worth it, Mom?
My dearest Jasper, if you are reading this then I am gone, but I have made sure you will be taken care of. Please don't blame yourself, I chose to protect you over my own life. I love you more than anything else, my sweet boy, and nothing will change that. All I ask is that you become a person that you are proud of. Rich or poor, if you are happy Mommy will be happy too. Farewell, my precious Jasper.
She's fine. I guess. She knows a lot of old magic and teaches me sometimes. She's also pretty good in a fight...against normal humans, anyway. I get the feeling I'm gonna be doing the heavy lifting when I get older, though.
My contractor is...small. And weak. And rude. I understand this is often true of contractors, however, so I am not upset. No, Jasper can be quite charming, once you learn how to interact with him.
MY GOOD AND SMART CHILD! ...Well, obviously not biological, I lack the equipment to reproduce like you organic beings do. But their parents are pretty lacking in the parenting department; it's more than just keeping a kid alive, you know! So I try to fill in with the experience of my past life as a big sister to guide me. ...I sure hope I'm somehow helpful.
Rayne is...my parent I guess? She acts the complete opposite of how my actual parents treat me, and I'm not entirely sure if that's an improvement or not yet. She's one of Berry's friends and I can see why, they're both so... stubborn. Rayne tries. And she cares. A lot. So if she wants to run around and play house, I guess I'll try not to complain too much.
Void is my cousin! Uh, distant cousin. We're actually not sure how we're related anymore, but they're still family! They get on my nerves, yeah, but they were always there for me and I've looked up to them - LITERALLY - all my life. (*Sigh.* I could never pull off those cool outfits or that makeup...)
She's my mate! Such I've claimed her, so it is. What claim does a dead goddess have on a living human? And her own people stuck her on that island to rot, hmph! Who's to tell me I can't have this treasure I've found? One of these days I'll be strong enough to fly away, and then I'll take her far from this place to be mine forever!
I...I love her. It's a sin for a human, let alone a priestess to love a holy creature like a dragon in a carnal way, but I love Revyn with all my heart. Do you think the world will come to ruin just because a priestess - a woman falls in love?
Oh! Rayne's grey today! Maybe it's cause she's feeling sad, cAN THAT HAPPEN??? I'll treat her extra nice today so she'll feel better!
She is as sweet as a berry, isn't she? That must be how she got the Role of the Berry. Why are you laughing at me? Ahem. She seems to think that the strange doll that has my face is the same person as me, which I would take more offense to if she weren't so darn CUTE.
Rayne is always very kind!! Super energetic like me! Sometimes she's grey and wearing this pretty crown thing? GASP! Do you think Rayne is a Secret Princess???
BERRY! I love Berry. Everyone loves Berry! Unless...UNLESS YOU'RE ASKING BECAUSE SOMEONE DOESN'T LOVE HER! WHO IS IT?! WHO DARES?!? Er, anyway, I try to look out for her when I can, though I admit I'm not the best role model...for ANYONE. Still, when I'm having a bad day it's really nice to share a sweet with her.
It's not wise to bother the weather Roles, Gremlin. We're practically part of nature itself! Besides, you know my father would never tolerate your presence again if something "accidentally" happened to me. Now scurry off back to your plotting, or else I'll show you what happens when a storm holds a grudge...
Ooh, there's a LOT I can do with you... Though a veil would probably be real tough to add.. How is your father? Still spurning you and the rest of your family? Normally I wouldn't blame him, but there's just SO much dysfunction goin' on here I dunno why he wouldn't stick around to watch everything crash and burn~!
Forsooth, a true villain approaches! The Jester is not a fighting Role, so I shall try to slip away unnoticed...if it weren't for these confounded BELLS anyway. P'raps I should give playing dead a try. I make a very convincing corpse, they tell me!
Can corpses feel pain? Tell me, how easy is it for you to stay still in times of stress?
..I'm playing, I'm playing! You wouldn't be very good at it anyways, and your mask is too boring to use on top of that.. It's just two colors! Where's the fun in that?
Uh...well, you know what they say! "Die young, leave a pretty corpse"? At least I don't look as gory as the Hero does as a zombie. Still, I am kind of worried about some of these implications...
Wh-WHAT FOUL SORCERY IS THIS? Who are you, and why do you have my face? And both eyes! WERE YOU THE ONE WHO TOOK MY EYE??? And why have you allied yourself to the servants of the Narrator? Nay, I say! This is a wicked deception! Believe it not, dear Audience!
I never understand her...then again, I'm not the discerning-prophecies type. We move in different circles so I'm not really "supposed" to get any prophecies anyway, unless they're weather forecasts. I do know she seems to think I'm a rebel. Ha! I guess I am, by the old standards. I don't care. Narrator can't take my kith from me, not while I'm breathing. So why worry?
Capriciousness justifies.. nothing. Alliances m-must be broken.
Can you not hear His voice? Why must you join the rest in rebellion? Not.. Not making s-sense—
Corpse? There's a corpse? I see no-Aha! It's a jest! Perhaps you should leave the jokes to me, however, since that one was a mite on the weaker side. Don't fret, however! I foresee that if you tag along with me long enough you'll get the hang of the art of comedy, ha-ha!
Your.. face, she says—happiness, perhaps?
So why are your.. eyes so sad? The light, gone from them—Fools everyone but the fool.
A corpse should be left well enough alone.
STAY OUT OF MY LOFT!!! Do you know how dangerous it is up here? And you are most certainly NOT allowed to drop anything from this high, it's dangerous! UGH.
She does the weather stuff, right? If she makes rain, can she stop the rain too?
Wait! Do you think if I brought Dynrial with me she could ‘accidentally’ get his shirt wet?
..Ignore that last part. Who’s Dynrial? Never heard of him.
Prithee, but who is this? Methinks I see a being of mischief and mayhem before me! Perhaps she would like to join me for a jest, or a caper, or a late night burglary upon the coffers of the rich! ...Wait, what? Heh, ignore that, dear gremlin, my mouth wanders without my mind. Perhaps that is what makes me such a funny Jester!
Hi there! Can I ring the bells? Pretty please? They’re really shiny and I wanna see if they make a nice sound. Plus, it might do some good to get you out of that costume once in a while, y’know?
There’s—well, there’s a bit of sadness in you, isn’t there? Keeping masks on for too long can do that to you...
..Anyways, a caper sounds fun! Are you free next Tuesday? If you’ve got magic, and I’ve got magic, together we can make some more magic! Let’s go~!
Hey, I can be a robot too! Or look like one, anyway. Insides are harder to change than outsides. Oh, right, Niyo...he's nice! Kinda keeps to himself, but I think we'd get along due to the, er, "not quite human" thing we both have going on. And the "people from elsewhere" thing. And the "interchangeable body parts" thing. Huh...we have more in common than I thought!
She's a handful sometimes, but we're sort of in the same boat--the same non-fleshy, wandered-out-of-the-tatters boat.
She's so nice to me! Well, I mean everyone is, but she's the best kind of nice--the nice that lets me get away with everything. Plus she's really pretty, also like everyone else.
Why is everyone so pretty and nice?
Ah, my partner in crime! It's always trouble when we get together. She's much more energetic than I am since she's younger, but she can still get this old girl fired up when she's got a really great plan!
He's little and fluffy and if you hurt him then there will be a new Tempest on the Stage.
We're family! Granted, I'm a little outside of the clan, not being a weather myself, but we still look out for one another. It can't be easy, being the face of the clan and putting up with the scrutiny of the elders, but she's really opened up since the Travelers started coaxing her down from the Loft.
Hey, want to see something funny? Put a rubber snake in the beak of his doctor's mask when he's not looking and just wait. You'll believe a Crane can fly!
She's so very strange...Er! But that's not bad! Walking dolls are pretty normal around here, actually. I worry about her. She's a lot like my cousin, of course, but there's something about her that feels...nevermind. It's not important.
When I first saw Rayne I thought she was, ah, someone else. Her existence is such a mystery to me, but she's a kind girl who is doing her best. I hope she knows she can come to me if she needs any help.
I like her! She keeps a nice stash of sweets in her office at all times and she's fun, especially when she's on the shipping warpath, haha! I'm really happy that she's finally made things official with Shady. U-um...do you think she'll be free sometime soon? Like, say, long enough for cards? N-no, it's nothing! NOTHING!!!
Ehh, she's nice and all, but I keep getting the feeling she knows wayyy more than she lets on. The kind of person I can never really let my guard down around...I mean, I'm still absolutely coming to her tea brunches any time she invites me, but I will be very suspicious of any questions she asks me, and no amount of flattery about my ancient pre-cataclysm recipes will make me relax!