Johnny Baby ([Etc.] Trivia)

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- will absolutely try anything once, but rest assured his fav thing is coke.

- but yeah 'trying anything once' extends to normal life occurrences too LOL, just gotta set the record rn

- had to alter all of Joey's clothes to properly fit him, of course, but he wore them until they were rags!
   he's not good at following the 'times' and will often try to find clothing that fits the style of what he used to snag and steal from his family/cousins/etc.

- he has expensive taste in the worst way possible-- all the stuff he seems to like is expensive because it's outdated and there's not much stock left lmfao

- not closed off from his sexuality ...UNLESS it's his family, and then he gets a lil embarrassed/tetchy because he hates the thought of 'disappointing' them..

- is the annoying uncle that sneaks the kids alcohol/wine/beer when their parents aren't looking... but he always ends up telling the grown ups when the kids are gone haha. He takes the lectures and tosses them to the side 👋

- LOOOOVES dancing but isn't great at it or anything. He likes having a way to properly enjoy music, if he can't sing!

- related to the above, he also taps his feet/fingers a lot... seemingly nervous energy despite being actually pretty chill. he just really has quite a bit of energy and likes letting it out.

- even though dogs kinda scare him he still dreams of one day getting a pet of some kind (and yes, dogs aren't off the table as long as he can train them to simmer down!)... he really enjoys the process of being relied upon and taking care of someone/something.
   sometimes for fun he'll go to the petstores in his neighborhood to coo and ogle all the cuties. even the snakes and tarantulas need love! ... from behind the glass! 💦