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- he knows he's kind of embarrassing but he also just realllllllly doesn't care. if you want to be seen with him you have to be prepared to be showed off, or just get crazy!!
- doesn't feel all that guilty about his kids tbh... he's also an ass and sometimes forgets some of their names/mixes them up dksgjndjnsdjkgnjdf
YOU BET HE DOESN'T REMEMBER THEIR BIRTHDAYS. like, none of them. "how old are you again? oh, that's nice. good job. keep goin' sweetie."
all of his exes hate him with a burning passion
- king of dodging war drafts back in the day
- actually pretty magnanimous with those that he loves/respects but honestly... the list is small.
honestly most of his 'kind' behaviors are usually some way to advance whatever it is he's seeking out at the time.... (save for dealing with his cousin Johnny, who he has a fairly solid relationship with!)
- doesn't like driving and prefers letting others putt him around. he absolutely makes room in his huge budget to keep a chauffeur with a nice car on hand.
- though he acts all big and confident he is actually pretty self-conscious about his balding head and prefers his toupee to be on almost all the time hhahahahahahahaha
- likes chit-chatting on the phone like the little tarty gossip he is :3
- he will smoke and drink anywhere despite what the actual law/rules are. he's gotta have these two things in spades or else he might just go feral
definitely a dr. jekyll /mr. hyde situation if he is taken away from his smoke and drink, becomes a GROUCHY CRUEL MEAN ASSHOLE without his fix
- he's quite smart in the books department but he doesn't like letting on to that idea, preferring to come off brawny instead ('cause you know, back then you couldn't have any sort of duality lest you be some lying freak 'nerd' lmfao)
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