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The universe that he comes from fascinates me, and his genius is on par with my own! We often exchange knowledge and scientific theory's of our respective realms. I think if he reaches his goal, then it may be the key to freeing me from the realm that binds me... Without me giving up on my true form.
"Oh mein Gott! Seath has so much raw power! But... vhy does he choose to take zhis grotesquely large form? Can't you make yourzelf any smaller? Vhat a dummkopf!"
He's like some weird inflatable thing, I dunno? I think I accidentally punctured him once.
"Pyth's a glowy water puppy! But, he hurted me with his claws! Bad puppy!!!"
"Lookit the little tree man! I like big trees 'cause they give shade. I don't like the splinters, they give me a BIG OWIE!"
"I see a lot of faces around Canvasville, and it's hard to forget this one. I guess Mother Nature makes some faces extra punchable to REALLY test my non-violent nature."
"Ugh. Beeball told me about zhis disgusting hippie-man. Very fortunate I don't visit Canvasville for long, or else I vould throw him in zhe woodchipper!"
"Ummm, I'm not normally the guy to send out bad vibes into the universe, but... I really hope Dr. Hans Sans Panzer gets what's coming to him. I hope whatever god, nature spirit or cosmic entity he looks to ends up punishing him."
"Oh look, the tree man is on the TV again! Why is he always talking? Who is this?"
"Ella's like... one of my idols, man. She helped so many people around the world. And here I am, only helping people in Canvasville..."
"I wasn't too crazy about Mr. Willows until he started campaigning to legalize marijuana. Now that he's won, snacking is at an all-time high!"
"Thanks for voting Mayor Willows!"
"I like Mayor Willows, but I'd like him way more if he didn't smell all skunky! Whew!"
"I can't believe the great-granddaughter of Ella Pawman is living right here in Canvasville! Hope Jaycee and Ella are doin' good... y'know, after what that crazy scientist did to them."
"Mayor Willows is a bit incompetent. He's also Hugh Forric's puppet. Whatever, not like I voted anyway."
"This dude showed up at the Town Hall meetings before. He asks WAAAAY too many questions, man! Talk about bad vibes!"
"You can count on me in a crisis, Mayor! Although, I wish you'd call ME instead of those Recolour Rangers! I'm much stronger than those 7 hosers!"
"Cat Canada saved Canvasville with the mythical power of the Ogopogo, man! Can't get any more one-with-nature than that!"
"Ew, I saw this guy around once. What an ugly face. Looks a bit like Jaycee's crayon drawing."
"Boss says ghosts are no trouble 'cause I can blow 'em away if they go invisible!"
"This guy kinda looks like that drawing Jaycee made of her stalkers. I've seen him around Canvasville before... I'll keep an eye out for him!"
"Boss does NOT like this super hero! He says I'm strong enough to take her! I'm gonna squeeze her 'till the silly red juice comes out!"
"YIKES!!! It's that balloon bee guy again! Leave me alone!"
"Hi, Jaycee! Are you gonna sign the contact yet? If ya don't, boss told me to grab your arm and bend it the other way for a funny snapping sound!"
"Don't worry about crashing into me, friendo. I'm used to getting smashed by large round dudes."
"It's the weird lady I ran into at the farmer's market! She exploded everywhere! SORRY WEIRD LADY!!!"
"Who is this fellow? Mr. W.C. Fields, is that you?"
"Ooooh... Ella's the old mean kitty that boss doesn't like! I wish she was gone 'cause the boss keeps saying no-no words about her!"
"Beeball is strong, elastic, nearly-indestructible and does everyzhing I say. Unfortunately, zhere's NO brain activity happening in zhat inflatable air-head!"
"Dr. Hans Sans Panzer is my boss! I love my boss!!! He buys me little goldfish and when they start floating upside down, he buys me more goldfish!"
"Doc! Where are they? What did you do to them?!?"
"Ella, I have shpent my ENTIRE career living in your shadow! If you had authorized my "Deus Ex Machina" project, ve vouldn't have lost EVERYZHING!!!"
"... I don't want to talk about him."
"Jaycee, if you vanted to make zhe world a better place, you vould surrender zhis instant! Ella promised zhat her legacy vould pass on to me, NOT you!"
"This guy rules. Kinda sucks that he broke reality that one time 15 years ago."
"Oh ... zhis is zhat strange woman who keeps bothering Diana. If I vasn't hiding down in zhis underwater laboratory, I'd turn her into a little inky schmear on zhe pavement!"
"Dr. Hans Sans Panzer will pay for what he did!"
"Mein Gott! One of Ella's spawn is a super hero? Tracking down her secret identity should be easy. In zhe meantime, Beeball can handle her... vhere is zhat idiot?!?"
"Hans was the world's most brilliant mind. Too bad he asked too many questions. I'm not allowed to talk about him in front of Jaycee."
"Who is zhis marshmallow man ghost? Ella must be getting desperate for officers. Looks like zhis one is harder to kill."
"Ella's a really accomplished actress and adventurer. I hope she's able to share her knowledge before the dementia fully sets in..."
"... who was this young man again? He's a Junior Officer? With THAT physique?!? How did he pass the fitness exam?"
"Ella's a very sweet great-grandmother, but her mind's fading and it's hard for her to do stuff. I'd come over more often if her house wasn't so boring..."
"Who is this... oh!! Now I remember! This is definitely Harmony's little firecracker of a daughter! Reminds me of my adventuring days..."
"I love you Ella... but why is your legacy now MY problem?!?"
"I've raised Jaycee since she was just a little kitten. I just know she'll grow up to do great things."
"Ella and I have been friends for over 100 years! She's fun to play cards with... her memory loss makes it super easy to cheat!"
"Ijinks is probably the strangest human I've ever met, but there's never a dull moment when I'm around her! Hmm... Ijinks, have you gotten over that two-faced narcissist Hugh Forric yet?"
“Look, just because I’ve put on a few pounds doesn’t mean I still can’t scrap with you, I just don’t want to mess up this suit, it’s very expensive!”
"What happened to you, Theta?!? You used to be all buff and cool! Now you're hanging out with that rich boy and got all soft and flabby! Do you think you're better than everyone else or something?"