Mayor River Moon Willows's Links
"Cat Canada saved Canvasville with the mythical power of the Ogopogo, man! Can't get any more one-with-nature than that!"
"You can count on me in a crisis, Mayor! Although, I wish you'd call ME instead of those Recolour Rangers! I'm much stronger than those 7 hosers!"
"This dude showed up at the Town Hall meetings before. He asks WAAAAY too many questions, man! Talk about bad vibes!"
"Mayor Willows is a bit incompetent. He's also Hugh Forric's puppet. Whatever, not like I voted anyway."
"I can't believe the great-granddaughter of Ella Pawman is living right here in Canvasville! Hope Jaycee and Ella are doin' good... y'know, after what that crazy scientist did to them."
"I like Mayor Willows, but I'd like him way more if he didn't smell all skunky! Whew!"
"Thanks for voting Mayor Willows!"
"I wasn't too crazy about Mr. Willows until he started campaigning to legalize marijuana. Now that he's won, snacking is at an all-time high!"
"Ella's like... one of my idols, man. She helped so many people around the world. And here I am, only helping people in Canvasville..."
"Oh look, the tree man is on the TV again! Why is he always talking? Who is this?"
"Ummm, I'm not normally the guy to send out bad vibes into the universe, but... I really hope Dr. Hans Sans Panzer gets what's coming to him. I hope whatever god, nature spirit or cosmic entity he looks to ends up punishing him."
"Ugh. Beeball told me about zhis disgusting hippie-man. Very fortunate I don't visit Canvasville for long, or else I vould throw him in zhe woodchipper!"
"I see a lot of faces around Canvasville, and it's hard to forget this one. I guess Mother Nature makes some faces extra punchable to REALLY test my non-violent nature."
"Lookit the little tree man! I like big trees 'cause they give shade. I don't like the splinters, they give me a BIG OWIE!"
“While I appreciate John getting the news out to everyone, why does he always paint me in a negative light? Why spread all that bad karma in the world?”
“Golly, coverin’ the Mayor’s press conferences are borin’! This tree-hugger’s always gotta fence-sit and waffle ‘round all his talkin’ points.”
"... I'm staring to regret letting Katrina and Jonah keep the Inktonium monster in a jar. Shouldn't that thing be free-range? Well, free-range in somewhere OTHER than Canvasville?"
"The mayor seems totally fine with Jonah and I keeping the Inktonium monster in a jar. Boy am I glad he doesn't ask too many questions! Phew!"
"I may be a pacifist, but when I saw this creature chewing up "Bud's Gardening Shack"... now it's personal, man!"
"I'm really proud of these kiddos and what they do for Canvasville! Cat Canada was always so... aggressive. The Rangers are much more cooperative!"
"Mayor... we really enjoy working for you, but can we tone down those Public Service Announcements?"
"Mr. Tentious is part of Canvasville's local culture, man! Keep making that wonderful coffee and tea!"
"The mayor is quite airheaded, but I appreciate how he supports local businesses like mine."
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