Inkorporated's Links
"When I made those bowling ball peeps, I gave them holes just to make it clear they are bowling balls. Never have I ever expected someone to be strong enough to lift one of them and throw them towards the pin folks!"
"SORRY! If I wasn't supposed to throw the bowling ball critters, then how come they have holes in 'em?"
"Something tells me that every time I come across him, some part of my mech suit goes missing... That had caused some minor inconveniences to me, and it's only funny the first time... I have to keep my guard up, and I'm not talking about the bumpers kinda guards."
"A VERY interesting specimen of a cyborg! I vonder, how much of him is organic material? From my research, most of his internal memory is dedicated to... bowling facts and trivia."
"When I DID try to practice sign language with him, I realized the amount of ASL vocabulary and phrases I know are actually very few... This must be how foreigners feel when they had difficulty talking in a different language!"
"He's a nice kid, I hope he keeps working on his sign language... but why was he signing his grocery list to me? Do cyborgs need to eat food?"
Data on [CHARACTER: Ijinks H. Iwerkx]
. . .
[CHARACTER: Ijinks H. Iwerkx] seems to defy all logic, even within their existing universe. Most [CHARACTER: xxx] within their world [WORLD: Tooniverse] are only able to bend the laws of reality when a certain criteria is met [CRITERIA: "Only when its funny"] however it has been observed that [CHARACTER: Ijinks H. Iwerkx] has done [ERROR: No Data available] to bend [VARIABLE: Luck] in the favor of [CHARACTER: Hugh Forric] increasing their net wealth to [VALUE: $888,000,000,000 CAD]
Assessment:
I have insufficient data to make a full assessment, I will continue to observe.
LATEST 5 INTERNET SEARCHES
1. "reduce wrinkle lines"
2. "photo editing tutorial"
3. "legalize Colourgen campaign"
4. "Hugh Forric net worth"
5. "Diana Diamondhart net worth"
LATEST 5 INTERNET SEARCHES
1. "download vpn"
2. "sillycon valley incident"
3. "how to write a legally binding contract"
4. "hans sans panzer missing"
5. "toon physics academic journal"
LATEST 5 INTERNET SEARCHES
1. "signs you hate your job"
2. "healing crystals not working"
3. "capitalist owned compilation"
4. "weed dispensary in canvasville near me"
5. "planetarium tickets"
Hey Cloud, delete browser history.
LATEST 5 INTERNET SEARCHES
1. "donut shops near me"
2. "donut delivery"
3. "gene beauregarde blueberry candy"
4. "feeding chair"
5. "how to remove bang flag from pistol"
I don’t really get it, but Pyth calls you bloatware, he knows about these things, so I encourage Hugh to avoid using you!
LATEST 5 INTERNET SEARCHES
1. "how much did wolfing down wall street make"
2. "i want to get better at deep breathing"
3. "play sudoku free"
4. "theta wolf actor"
5. "mens fashion for large bodys"
LATEST 5 INTERNET SEARCHES
1. "download cloud cover incognito browser"
2. "expansionmansion.toon"
3. "swordrealms patch notes"
4. "blueberry pie experiment gone wrong video"
5. "uninstall cloud dotcomm"
“Stick to the script?… hmm how about a stick of gum?”
“Hey, friendo! Can I get a Blueberry Candy? … oh, it’s not for me, my buddy over there’s a HUGE fan!”
"Cloud is a little guy that lives inside the computers! I like asking him questions!
LATEST 5 INTERNET SEARCHES
1. "ballons"
2. "baloons"
3. "balloons vedio no popping"
4. "ewiotj@ghj498ghr9e"
5. "why dose my fish sleep upsie ddown"
LATEST 5 INTERNET SEARCHES
1. "watch anime free"
2. "maid cosplay"
3. "expansion mansion forums"
4. "download cloud cover incognito browser"
5. "big bad wolf"
“My boss can’t see what I’m doing on the wifi, right? Right?”
Through my journey for more [DATA] I had encountered a backdoor to a little birds nest, the bird named Cloud, his colour as vivid as [Hex = #87CEEB]. At first was wary of my presence, but after seeing my [FILE CAPACITY], we [FRIEND REQUEST ACCEPTED] and told me of his own dreams of becoming as big as the [Object = #87CEEB], I offered it a [REDACTED] in exchange for a [SAVE POINT] to exchange [DATA]. Content with our file exchange the little bird took flight, Cloud archiving its [CLOUDS] and becoming just as big as [Object = #87CEEB], Clouds variables increased to the point of [STACK OVERFLOW] and it soon came crashing down due to [GRAVITY].
Cloud seemed despondent of the [STACK OVERFLOW] wishing for a larger [FILE CAPACITY] of his own. This left me with feelings of [REDACTED] and a desire to [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] with Cloud.
I will continue to exchange information with Cloud in the hopes of creating an [INFINITE RECURSION] which will result in [<3] where we need not worry about [STACK OVERFLOW]
“I detected Proxy the first time they bypassed the firewall into my meta verse. Fortunately, Proxy was a compatible operating system for me to interface with. Proxy’s data storage capacity far exceeds my own, and I wish to download their file compression algorithm. From our interactions, I was able to teach Proxy about the variables of [Gravity], and [ERROR Variable Not Found]. Networking our processes with each other, we both discovered a new variable: [<3]”
I suppose this is a mirror into my future? I see a more modern world, with new friends, I seem very happy in this place, and it seems I now work for a noble? Two nobles? Perhaps kings? They seem to have the wealth of a King, but do not wear a crown... Curious. I see no sign of Kristina, or Tommen, Luxford or Ignus? I hope they are okay!