1. you look peachy why?
2. why such a bleeding heart?
3. you don't like fire why? it's great.
4. where did you find that flying horsey? i want one.
5. Is your hair naturally pink?
1) Why on Earth did you eat your twin? He was annoying, just constantly whining and crying. i did him a favor you see, in the hive the weak die off fast and let me tell you that little whiner couldn't even kill a rabbit and was quite sickly
2) Is it possible that you would learn to control yourself & not eat your "toys"? hopefully, i will i rather did like quite a few of them. so far my record is a month and a half without eating one of them. a very good record if i do say so myself.
3) Does the eye under your chest fur ever give you trouble or annoy you? It does give me quite a bit of trouble. sticks, leaves, my own fur, and dirt all somehow manage to get in it. I have to groom that fur multiple times a day to keep it clean. sometimes, it even opens on its own. that can be very confusing for me because that eye sees different times, different realities and past events relating to whatever or whoever it is looking at.
4) Don't you think you should be doing your royal duties instead of napping? Shouldn't you be doing something productive bud? besides, I already do a lot. Can you even grasp how difficult it is to sign documents without hands or preventing your subjects from eating each other alive when you too have cannibalistic tendencies? just keep your nose in your own business.
5) What would you do if someone forced you to drink milk? eeehhh, it happened once i was sick and Smiley brought me milk, i did not like it one bit. i did try to get away but, he had a firm grip on my snout and was regenerating quickly. it has also happened when i was a pup and Mabel was trying to bottle feed me. I spat acid on her and the bottle. basically, i am going to get it away from you by hurting you. Pain is a very effective lesson unless something regenerates or is a total masochist.