Pros and Cons of dating your OC

Posted 5 years, 4 months ago (Edited 2 months, 6 days ago) by Hag

just saw this on tumblr and thought it'd be hilarious to consider for anyone/everyone!!!

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so instead of getting asked, just go ahead and post who you're talking about and their pros and cons!

bonus points if your character answers this IC. (cause we all know some of these OCs are huge liars and boasters lol)

Peter Jensen truelexblue

pros:

  • ho t
  • supportive; surprisingly great emotional intelligence
  • will spoil u as much as possible
  • funny
  • talented
  • protective; affectionate (a v good big spoon)
  • positive attitude

cons:

  • crippling debt (he's AWFUL w money. don't let him touch it)
  • smoking addict (peet just has a lot of vices in general)
  • loud & annoying,,,
  • careless/irresponsible
  • gets himself hurt a lot
  • scatterbrained
  • rude
Momoko Tomo Megina

Pros: 
Keeping you up to date with only the freshest of memes.
Will laugh at any of your jokes, no matter how bad.
Will play video games with you all night.
Personal space, what even is that? Get over here and cuddle.
Hoodies for days, she'll share any of them with you.
Down for nap time at any time.

Cons: 
You'd have to deal with her slimes being around all the time, especially if you plan to sleepover.
Her room is a hot mess.
No tatas for grabbing.
She'll try to cook you breakfast but everything is to salty.
The TV/Radio is always to loud.

 Bingo -Alex-

Pros: Is a cinnamon roll, would make a good dad, dogly loyal. Cons: Will eat all the eggs in the fridge raw, the voices drive him mad, kills people because of his job, can be very clingy, kinda dumb.

Prince Wormwood baensurgery

Pros:
Sweetest, kindest person on earth
Will love you unconditionally
Gives lots of compliments
Is always there for you
SUPER cuddly and nice to hug
Rich

Cons:
Emotionally stunted manchild
Used to getting what he wants
Thinks in black-and-white
Incredibly stupid

Damian Scott HowlingCat

PROS:

  • Loving. The male is sappy guy and will always go on about how much he loves you and try his best to make you happy if you're feeling sad.
  • Theatrical. He loves putting on a show! He sings, dances and does whatever he can to entertain you!
  • Look at him. He's hot! Like wow nice floofy hair, beautiful eyes, muscles that can crush a watermelon and a nice skin? How come I'm not dating him!?
  • He can speak.....Spanish (oh no). Well he can speak the tongue of his native species and English but Spanish man,,,
  • Great sexy times. Enough said.
  • He comes equip with 16+ plates/elemental spirits/beans that aren't afraid to help you.
  • YO HE'S LIKE FRIENDS WITH GODS AND THAT'S KINDA SWEET!?
  • His true form is like floofy. We appreciate a floofy boi.
  • Protective boi. Will protect you from all forms of harm.
  • Is one clever son of a gun. The guy can pick on the smallest things quick and only really plays dumb if he needs to.
  • You see those arms? Those are the arms of a man who have no problem picking you and carrying like you're royalty damn it

CONS:

  • God help us. His puns are horrible....
  • He's really self-conscious when it comes to his scars, his left arm and his love for things feminine. 
  • He's a really surprising good liar and I mean a really damn good one.
  • He often internalize his pain because he hates coming off as being a nuisance.
  • The man needs love. It doesn't matter what. If he doesn't get any, he can become both sick and snappy.
  • I'm sorry but you can't watch Jurassic Park with him. The man will breakdown if you do that. He has  ornithoscelidaphobia (fear of dinosaurs).
  • PLEASE DON'T GIVE HIM ANYTHING WITH LACTOSE I BEG YOU
  • Some of the plates with him can honestly be a pain to deal with tbh
  • The chances of you getting kidnapped goes up by 90% if you date him. You also have a 100% of encountering a man who just so happens to really like him
  • Turns out when you're working for one of the Gods in the world, you get quite busy. 
  • Gets really offended if you talk about his age or call him a old man??? It's not his fault that he's over 2000+ years old gosh,,,
01. Jax Sadismancer

Yays:

- Will remain loyal.
- Very charismatic and charming. Will bring you flowers.

Nays:

- Unstable.
- Rather cold.
- Demands sex constantly tbf.
- Will eye up other people.

I cannae think!

Blair Aarix

the entire list of pros & cons of dating blair is as follows

pros:

  • dating

cons:

  • blair
Glacier Law deadngone

going w/ my number one thot here

pros:

  • you get to worship him and boost his shitty ego
  • not materialistic
  • doesn't judge interests
  • a really good cook and expert baker
cons:
  • a whiny ass manchild
  • has a passion for hating females
  • doesn't invest in any of his boyfriends' emotionally, just uses them for physical contact
  • spoiler bc nsfw sorta? this thot is horny 24/7 if you're not down for a booty call at 3 am then too goddamn bad
  • if you don't like strawberries then you won't be able to eat 90% of the desserts he bakes
Dragon Lord (Human form) Gipsy_Danger

Pros:

  • Very protecting boy.
  • Extremely loyal.
  • He hot as f**k, perfect body and handsome face, also knows how to dress like a gentleman as well~
  • Very obedient as well, but viewing you as his master more than lover.

Cons:

  • He is a Jaeger, he can die anytime while fighting Kaiju. So everyday could be the last day you saw him.
  • Even tho he is obedient, Dragon Lord still a wild and stubborn boy sometimes depends on the situation. Once he resisting it, there's no way to chance his mind.
  • Dragon Lord is extremely hostile, he might looks calm and cold from the outside but he bite hard in your throat if you pissed him off, doesn't matter if you are his lover.
  • A pervert every time his systems updating, but always try to deny it. His need is really high since he not human.
  • Depend on how you see it, Dragon Lord do not have age. His human body looks 20 years old but he only surviving for 5 years straight. so if you counting age by years, he only 5 years old.
  • Have no times for you, he is a Jaeger who have to patrol around the sea side everyday. Even in his human body, he still not able to leave the Shatterdome, only if his pilots was allowed to have a vacation with him.
  • Dragon Lord is gay.
edna suomaa

pros:

  • will fix your life. her only love language is acts of service
  • extremely sexy
  • won't bother you. she minds her own business
cons:
  • "dating" is a dubious concept for her... are you dating or shes just tolerating you while youre fuckin?
  • she arrives 20 minutes early to your fancy dinner date and takes one look at your outfit when you get there and pretends she didnt see.
  • makes you read all of her emo poetry. then asks to proofread yours.
Shoko (Sho) Akani Zaten

shoko is myy trash baby but i love them

pros

  • cute as fuck
  • good cuddler (they are the tiny soft)
  • can cook
  • has a driver license
  • usually minds their own business
  • everything they own is also yours now
  • good at art
  • will listen to your ranting about trains and buses for 2748263489 hours.
cons:
  • addicted to pretty much everything ( they get addicted to things very VERY easily)
  • mentally unstable af and can get snappy when you bother them (but don't all girlfriends get snappy?)
  • you'll probably be mistaken for a pedo due to their height
  • horrible with money 
  • judgemental af
  • has really bad depressive episodes, and can stay in bed for days at a time.
  • self harms a lot.