Pros and Cons of dating your OC

"Oh! I-I'd love to go on a date with you! We can, um, I can show you the best comic shop and my favorite pizza place aaand maybe we could just explore the city a little!"

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Pros

• Super supportive. Will always be your cheerleader!
• Very physically affectionate (may be a con if you're not into that)
• Willing to try new things with some gentle encouragement
• Will remind you every day about how amazing you are and how much he loves you and is glad to know you. Yay validation
• Very tall, is good for being a big spoon

• Maybe... a little too supportive. Might justify things you do that aren't so great. (one of his au boyfriends is a cannibal and he's fine with it SO I MEAN,)
• Definitely has the mentality of "I can fix him" when it comes to horrible people. whoops
• Will wear himself out trying to keep you happy, to the point where it's detrimental to his own health
• Super fucking impulsive and doesn't always make smart financial decisions, so uh... Don't let him handle the money maybe

Pros

• very patient and understanding, will give you space when you need it without asking questions
• hair smells like flowers (she doesn't mind if u sniff it)
• open-minded and adventurous, always up for trying new things and will encourage you to do the same
• a good hugger
• has a great sense of humor and doesn't make jokes at the expense of others
• will go along with anything you want to do because she's happy just being with you
• big spoon
• doggedly loyal
• has a lot of wisdom to share
• witty and socially intelligent
• will play with your hair (could also be a con?)
• will fight anyone who messes with you (she won't actually fight them but you get the idea)
• will support everything you do with minimal exceptions
• down for pranks but is also a voice of reason
• will play video games with you and be your best friend

Cons

• will worry a lot that she's an inconvenience to you, which will sometimes lead to her being very distant for seemingly no reason
• has a lot of trouble taking things seriously
• has a history of severe depression and suicide attempts; when her depression gets really bad she'll either stay in bed for days on end and not talk to anyone or randomly go off somewhere without telling anyone or taking her phone
• will absolutely destroy you in smash bros
• struggles with showing affection, sometimes can't even say "I love you" (even though she does with all her heart)
• sexy times are always a big no-no unless she 100% trusts you to not do anything without her consent
• will try to make friends with everyone around her and this sometimes leads to people thinking she's flirting so they'll try to hook up with her
• has too much hair, it gets in the way of everything but she refuses to cut it under any circumstances
• sometimes shares her wisdom whether you want her to or not
• a huge dumbass when it comes to book smarts
• has a tendency to drink too much if you take her out
• sometimes acts really self-confident to cover up her self-hatred
• disaster bi
• can't cook or clean for shit

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Pros

• He's adorable (lmao)
• Super sweet and warm and cuddly
• He's bound to make you smile no matter what
• Very supportive and does his best to understand what's going on
• Great at reading emotions and feelings
• He's pretty smart; would love to show you the stars and talk about them
• He loves hugs
• He's very helpful
• He has a great imagination and has big dreams/ambitions

Cons

• Despite his intelligence he has a mindset similar to a child
• He can be naive or oblivious 
• He hates thunderstorms (?)
• He can be a bit reckless
• He may be too positive for some people
• He does tend to get jealous and worry a bit but he's good at hiding it; his way of showing it though is to innocently ask questions

PROS;
- Incredibly loyal
- Very affectionate, she is a cuddle master
- Very supportive and sweet
- An awesome baker, so she will make her s/o so many sweets and pastries
- Always willing to try new things
- Super protective over her s/o, will torment anyone who tries to mess with them

CONS;
- You have to deal with Elliot aka the dude she hates that is very yandere over her
- Very stubborn and headstrong, it's either her way or no way
- Doesn't talk about herself a lot
- The whole talking to/seeing ghosts thing
- Bad at expressing herself
- Can be blunt and tactless
- Doesn't let go of grudges ever

Pros :
✓ Dresses well
✓ Smells good
✓ Will spoil you with gifts
✓ Great sex
✓ Protective

Cons :
X Will likely be very possessive over you
X Can gets extremely jealous extremely easily
X Dominant personality doesn't just exist in the bedroom
X Keeps secrets

PROS :
✓ big and fluffy, can function as your personal body-heater
✓ can and will pamper you to death whether you want it or not
✓ very affectionate with his partners, clingy and cuddly
✓ you want to see the stars? is there anywhere in the galaxy you want to go? he is the commander of his own battleship and he will take you there
✓ will commit genocide in your name and forge you a throne out of their bones! he insists
✓ he can purr

CONS :
X the purring is Really Loud
X literally a genocidal warlord
X feeds on your blood. this could be a pro if you're into that
X very grouchy all the time
X will always be kind of a xenophobe
X his entire species is full of xenophobes actually :/
X you can't visit his homeworld, it's so cold you'll die in five minutes

PROS:

✓ You ever want to cool off after a hot day? Well this Kane is here to be your personal ice pack! Just give him a hug and there you go!

✓ Look at the guy, That man is a fashion king. 

✓ He can speak Japanese, English and a few other things on the side. We like multilingual king. 

✓ He's a nerd. A good ol' nerd. 

✓ A good short man that you can carry and he wouldn't complain.

✓ Is so soft when he's super happy. 

✓ He can sing and loves his musical. Got such a lovely voice too~

✓ He's such a smart boy that he became a professor in only a few years like holy snap!

✓ A good dad/uncle/grandpa. Actually pretty decent at raising kids.

✓ This man is rich as heck. Like booiii where did you get this money from. 

✓ Is a loyal son of a gun. Will never cheat on you.

CONS:

X He's kinda of a dick....Ok. That's a lie. He's actually 100% a dick.

X Not the most romantic guy in the world. Only truly romantic when he's feeling #soft

X "What do you mean going to a SciCon isn't a good place to have a date?? It's the best science convention around!"

X His mood=Grump.

X When he's into his work, he kinda forgets to take care of himself. 

X He's not really a fan of heat as too much can lead you killing him so please don't burn my son.

X He is surprisingly possessive over those he care about and might kill someone if anyone even dares to hurt them.

X Has the tendency to occasionally experiment on people. *shrugs emoji*

X Very...very questionable morals. 

X "What do you mean I'm banned from drinking?? Just because I created a Tauros/Druddigon hybrid capable of teleportation while drunk doesn't mean I shouldn't be allowed to drink! Gosh."

X He does have DID. His headmates don't come out too often and they aren't usually too bad. However, two of them can be a bit much.

pros: TBD

cons:

everything. 

^LOL

PROS
✓ HUNG! his laundry out back to dry. Very good at keeping up with chores
✓ Very polite. Listens to all your problems
✓ Exceptional cuddler

CONS
X A giant dog man
X Giant hellbeast boyfriend awkward at thanksgiving (your catholic nana may have some complaints)
X Sheds frequently