Mr. Affogato
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Jeb runs the best cafe in town, but I may be prejudice given that it's located directly underneath my offices. He's been running it since he moved to town 10 years ago and has stirred up quite a large number of regulars between the great coffee and the large selection of books he offers in the bookstore section. Althought it's safe to say one overly enthusastic young server that greets every customer at the door with a warm smile may be one of the biggest reasons why the place is so popular today. Lotti is his greatest assest, not just as an employee but as a friend given how diametrically opposed their personalities are. She handles the social interactions with customers while he can hide in the kitchen or the back office working on what makes a business run from behind the scenes.
Overall there's not much to this guy - but a large part of that is due to the forementioned anti-social behavior of his hiding in the kitchen all day. Something about talking to more than a single person just seems to shut down his systems entirely, with the rare exception being myself and another regular, Cricktok. Their cryptic, not-really-a-conversation-conversations weird out even me sometimes, but it works for them!
-Flint
- According to Geoff, both he and Jeb are from a place called "Monotone Kingdom". Apparently it was destroyed many years ago by a witch who cursed the two royal families that lived their... but aside from Geoff claiming that's the truth, I've yet to find proof of this place every existing. Jeb isn't exactly forthcoming about his past either.
- Used to work as a body gaurd, especially for the Mayor.
- Surprisingly, moonlighting as a body guard is NOT where all his scars come from. Where they come from he won't tell me though.
- Absolutely refuses to sell toast. Completely prohibits it. They'll sell bread, absolutely, even sandwiches, but that bread is untouched by the hand of heat. I believe this has to do entirely with Geoff.
- Has a deep dark secret love for very gushy, sappy romance novels. Don't ever ask him about this however as he will deny everything, and probably kick you out of the cafe.
