Centipooch

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judgmental canine centipede 03/12/XX
'Centipooch'
Real name: Unknown
Nickname: Pooch
Gender: M | F | X | / he/him/they/it
Age: Unknown
Species: Centipede monster, disguised as a dog
Occupation: Unemployed... I think?
Residence: His dog house, in Agatha's house
Height: 1'2" / 35.6 cm cm
Classification citizen / criminal
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Overview

Virtually nothing is known about the Centipooch. Not their real name, where they came from, why they're in Neo Oldesville, how they just magically appears in the strangest places, and more especially why they're never seen from any angle but the one in the picture above. Not even any over head photos looking down exist - despite almost everyone being significantly taller than him!

It's rumored that one person did get a look of the Centipooch from another angle, but it's a sort of "the uncle of the cousin of the girlfriend of the best friend's sisters mother" sort of situation. Regardless, the rumor states that this person finally did catch the Centipooch's face from another angle and was so horrified afterwards they were hospitalized due to a complete mental break down. Though if this office ran off of only rumors then I'd be out of the gig pretty fast. Of course...I can't really dismiss them either. You'd be surprised at how often a rumor is backed by some real truth. Either way until I see this 'other side' for myself I'll just let this one pass for now. The Centipooch appears to be an upstanding citizen after all.

Overall they're not... completely unfriendly. It just seems like it takes awhile to befriend him? Recently I've started to notice things though, like I'm being followed by something in the shadows. At first I thought it was just the return of one of the first criminals I took down, but now I'm beginning to wonder if it's related to Centipooch given how often I hear little jingle-jangles of the same bells that mysteriously follow Pooch everywhere they go.

CASE CP-01

CASE CP-01: Recently he hired me to help find out who had been "haunting" his dog house - naturally I assumed he had either a stalker or an intruder living inside the residence and was ready to approach Madame Agatha about any guests she may have had recently seeing as he's a tenant of hers. Color me surprise when he meant the ACTUAL dog house - and even more so when he had me go inside of it with him!? Turns out that thing is absolutely massive inside! It took hours to search through the entire thing but sure enough he had multiple intruders, from one hungry and rude Kringled Kaper eating up all the snacks, to one noisy and very lost Ree Porter who followed Kaper in to get an exclusive interview with the crook, and finally the ever consistent Cy - probably there to try and steal something, hilariously trapped in a massive bird cage in the attic. She refused to tell me why she was stuck inside the cage, but ultimately agreed to help me in exchange for her freedom.

Turns out the place really was haunted too - only he was also Centipooch's roommate?? Centipooch, at one point, accidentally broke one of Peter's favorite cookie jars from his massive collection and instead of just telling Pooch so and asking for compensation, Peter decided to frighten the little dog...centipede...person. In the end Peter agreed to take compensation, and a heartfelt apology from Pooch, and the two seemed thick as thieves again.

What a weird case that was. To make matter worse, Cy then stole all the money Centipooch paid me and managed to get away with it too!

-Flint

Physical Notes
Only seen from one side. Centipooch is only ever seen from either the left or right side. NEVER from any other angle than straight on... despite the fact that everyone is so much taller than them and should be able to see him from above.
His colors are obnoxiously bright, but somehow seem to almost vanish when they're hiding in the shadows.
3 marks under his eye. There are three long marks under his eye. They're not exactly make up but aren't scars either.
At least two arms are visible at a minimum, but can be nearly unlimited. They're spaced out evenly along his body as he walks.
Almost always has the same expression. He always looks annoyed or like he knows your deepest, darkest, most cringy worthy secret and he's judging you straight into your soul.
Personality/Character Notes
  • No one has ever seen Centipooch's face straight on - only ever from the side.
  • Never blinks. It's incredibly unnerving.
  • There's a slight ingles as it walks. As if tiny little bells where attached to it... yet none can ever be seen?
  • They never leaves its dog house. Not ever. No matter how far you see Centipooch outside, you can bet its body is still somehow inside the dog house.
  • Seems to be followed by a very large shadow? Some kind of monsterous centipede shadow has been seen following him.
  • Has a roommate, who happens to be a Ghost. They get along just fine, as long as they aren't in each others way. Together they both live inside Pooch's dog house, which is located inside Madame Agatha's place. She's the local pyschic, and the three appears to be friends.
  • Seems to love Synth music. Centipooch has been spotted many times at the music store in the mall primarily in the Synth section and the Synth section alone.
Known Facts
Fun Facts

Makes a sort of sneeze sound sometimes

Never seen eating

Seems pretty popular

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