The Ultimate Hubworld


Authors
hitodama
Published
4 years, 7 months ago
Updated
4 years, 7 months ago
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Chapter 1
Published 4 years, 7 months ago
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All of my currently (as in when I was writing this) active characters somehow know each other and mess around in a group chat.

How can characters from completely different universes be friends? Who knows! Where have they gotten phones and how do they even use them? I have no idea! Does this have some sort of planned-out plot? Absolutely not!

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Author's Notes

1. Introductions


The group chat The Ultimate Hubworld was created.

The blue one invited Elsie<3, ~oceanchild~, Tired, Urban Legend, monkeybznz, Dance Dance Baby, Something’s Fishy, THE OMEN, Tsunami Flats Library to the group.

The blue one: Ugh, I really hope all of the nice IM apps would stop dying every five years.

The blue one: But hey, this group is back up now! I already added some people from the old group, but I couldn’t find everyone. Mostly people who weren’t that active in the last place when it was dying, so I couldn’t contact them in time.

The blue one: Could everyone maybe say something so I know if I actually added the right people or not? =D

monkeybznz: yo

Elsie<3: Hiiiiii!

~oceanchild~: hi all! \o/

Dance Dance Baby: Oh, Dama was fast with this

The blue one: Hahah I tried my best!

monkeybznz: hah seems like the new guy didn’t even run away yet

Dance Dance Baby: Me? Please, I’m not even the newest anymore, Curse is

monkeybznz: yeah? watch this then

monkeybznz: @ Urban Legend

monkeybznz: @ Urban Legend

monkeybznz: @ Urban Legend

Urban Legend left the group.

monkeybznz: so the bird is the new guy

Dance Dance Baby: Touché

Elsie<3: Anise… :’(

Elsie<3: Please let them just be, I’m sure they’ll be eventually comfortable talking to us if they can just keep stalking the conversation for a while first.

Elsie<3: @ The blue one, can all of us add people here?

The blue one: Yeah I think I managed to make it possible from the settings.

Elsie<3 invited Urban Legend to the group.

Elsie<3: I’m sorry about that! :)

Urban Legend left the group.

monkeybznz: adjahfjjgvbsjhgj I TAKE IT BACK THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS!

Elsie<3:…

monkeybznz: I SAY WE KEEP IT AFTER ALL

Elsie<3: Um, @ The blue one, can we do all the other actions, too?

The blue one: Yeah yeah, I just clicked yes to pretty much everything! Why?

monkeybznz was banned by Elsie<3

The blue one: Oh.

Dance Dance Baby: My oh my! What a bold move from you!

Elsie<3: Was it too much? D: I’m going to remove the ban in a minute.

Elsie<3: …will she be mad at me though?

Dance Dance Baby: Well, she is mad in one way or another 24/7, so there’s that

Something’s Fishy: Oof, that’s a burn alright

Dance Dance Baby: Oh hi there! Nice to see you made your way into here, too

Something’s Fishy: Yeah, it’s just that I’m next to Dama, so there was really no need to announce my presence

The blue one: Aside from me and Näkki, Sevens is here, too, but it still doesn’t have a phone, so I’m again its messenger

Dance Dance Baby: That’s nice to know

Dance Dance Baby: But hey, Elsie, I just wanted to say that I am pretty proud of you! You stood your ground remarkably well here

Elsie<3: …but I’m already regretting it. ;__;

Elsie<3: It’s just that I’ve been really trying to make slow progress with Curse and I thought we were finally getting somewhere, and then Anise was being… Anise…

The blue one: Hey don’t worry about it, I’m pretty sure we are all on your side here!

Dance Dance Baby: Definitely

Something’s Fishy: :thumbsup:

Elsie<3: But what if she is really, REALLY angry? :’0

The blue one: I can unban her and invite Curse back during the night, so likely neither of them notices it instantly and things will just slip back to normal. Is that okay to you?

Elsie<3: Yeah.

Elsie<3: Um, sorry and thanks.

The blue one: Hey no problem! =D

The blue one: By the way, is Weary there somewhere?

Elsie<3: I’m pretty sure he is still at the bottom of the river, so he’s not just looking through his messages or anything.

Dance Dance Baby: …have I misunderstood this or has he been there for a whole week? Without getting up at all?

Elsie<3: Oh yeah, he sure has! That’s what he does from time to time.

Elsie<3: The longest I’ve seen him being there, completely unmoving, has been three weeks. If I remember correctly.

Dance Dance Baby: Well then

The blue one: Okey dokey, so that leaves just Valva and the Seafoam Clan. The latter ones are still without internet as far as I know, which is why I added that library account they tend to use. If I understood , despite its name, they should have protected the account with a password of their own.

Dance Dance Baby: If I may ask, who is this Valva anyway? I don’t think they have ever said anything for as long as I’ve been here

Something’s Fishy: You may not

Something’s Fishy: Ask, I mean

Dance Dance baby: Is that so? May I inquire why?

The blue one: Um, they are from our place. But the thing is none of us has really ever talked to them. We just… See them from time to time. And then someone found their contact info and added them to the last group. They’ve never interacted with us, but not left the group either.

Something’s Fishy: I found it. I was googling if it is a known serial killer or something

Dance Dance Baby: Oh, that’s interesting! What were the results of your search?

Something’s Fishy: Dunno, didn’t find much. Pretty much just the name Valva and a few social media accounts, most without any activity

Dance Dance Baby: A proper mystery then! Makes me almost want to ping them here…

Elsie<3: Oh gods please don’t! ;___; I don’t want to repeat the previous… Stuff.

Dance Dance Baby: Don’t worry darling; I said almost

Elsie<3: I’m just… I know it’s stupid, but I’m now weirdly afraid that Anise makes her way here somehow haha…

The blue one: That shouldn’t be possible, so you have nothing to worry about! =)

Elsie<3: Yeah… Um, @~oceanchild~, are you there? I could maybe use some company, if you aren’t horribly busy..?

The blue one: They did respond earlier, so they should be listening. Or, you know, reading.

Elsie<3: Yeah.

~oceanchild~: oh sorry, i’m traveling and only checking the conversation from time to time

~oceanchild~: you needed me Elsie or what? :3

Elsie<3: Well I was just thinking if you weren’t busy, but I don’t want to interrupt your travels.

~oceanchild~: hey it’s no problem, i can always teleport back here

~oceanchild~: i’ll be there in a sec <3

Dance Dance Baby: Oh, to be a plant ghost and be able to teleport wherever you want to!

The blue one: Same

Dance Dance Baby: Well, or to be a light ghost and be able to levitate and turn invisible

Dance Dance Baby: Come to think of it – and I hope I’m not too insensitive here – but why do we have so many ghosts in this friend group?

The blue one: That’s a good question.

The blue one: Maybe ghosts are good friend material? =D

The blue one: Or just because everyone usually dies someday.

Something’s Fishy: Wow

Dance Dance Baby: …and so were we mortals reminded of our inevitable fate

The blue one: Come on, it was just a… Well, I can’t really say a joke, but umm a humorous remark!

Dance Dance Baby: Sorry, I cannot text right now, I am busy letting my physical body decay away

Something’s Fishy: Yeah brb I’m turning into dirt right now

The blue one: You are all just joking, right? =D

The blue one: Right? =D

The blue one:…

The blue one: At least I have Sevens, whose robotic body doesn’t rot away like this. >=|