The Ultimate Hubworld
All of my currently (as in when I was writing this) active characters somehow know each other and mess around in a group chat.
How can characters from completely different universes be friends? Who knows! Where have they gotten phones and how do they even use them? I have no idea! Does this have some sort of planned-out plot? Absolutely not!
4. Gods
The blue one: So Valva really spoke for the first time last night, huh?
Something’s fishy: Yes! And it was the creepiest thing ever!
Dance Dance Baby: Even I can’t deny that a sudden “end is drawing closer” is a rather disturbing thing to say
Something’s Fishy: What does it even mean?! The end of what???
monkeybznz: damn, what a bunch of big babies you all are
Something’s Fishy: Well boo hoo, easy for you to be like that. It’s not like the guy… Creature… Whatever is living in your world
monkeybznz: you seriously believe i wouldn’t kick the snot out of it even if it did?
Dance Dance Baby: I am 100 % sure you would at least try. But it is a whole another thing if that would do anything at all, as we don’t really know the true essence of Valva
Something’s Fishy: Yeah I’m pretty sure it’s a ghost or something
The blue one: Juuuuust like your best friend is! =DDD
Something’s Fishy: Okay something worse than a ghost then
The blue one: Hey, being a ghost isn’t that bad!
Dance Dance baby: Maybe they are a demon?
Something’s Fishy: Demons aren’t a real thing here, right? Dama?
The blue one: Um, I am honestly not sure. They do exist in many stories, but I doubt they do in real life.
monkeybznz: there sure are demons at least here
monkeybznz: but i’ve never really understood what their deal is. like do they live in hell or is their realm some another thing or what
Dance Dance Baby: Huh, I wouldn’t have guessed you would know about religion-related stuff like that
monkeybznz: what demons have to do with religion???
Dance Dance Baby: …I don’t even know how to answer that
The blue one: Aren’t they usually thought to be like… Evil, lesser gods or something like that?
monkeybznz: WHAT GOD HAS TO DO WITH RELIGION???
Dance Dance Baby: …
The blue one: …
Something’s Fishy: Do… You know what religion is?
monkeybznz: i’m not an idiot! it’s that sauce thing that has some pickled vegetables in it
Something’s Fishy: Whaaat
Dance Dance Baby: Relish. Are you talking about relish?
monkeybznz: and you are not???
The blue one: XD Oh my relish!
Something’s Fishy: Whaaaaaaaaaaaat
Dance Dance Baby: Well then
monkeybznz: FUCK YOU ALL
monkeybznz: YOU ARE ALWAYS SPELLING THINGS IN SUCH A FAAaaaAAANCY WAY
monkeybznz: I JUST THOUGHT YOU WROTE IT LIKE THAT TO SEEM ~~SPESHUL~~
Dance Dance Baby: Okay, but… You know what gods, demons and even hell is, but not what religion is?
Dance Dance Baby: I’m not even making fun of you, I am just genuinely curious at this point
monkeybznz: so what???
The blue one: Now that you mentioned it, it is indeed pretty funny.
The blue one: Gods and demons basically ARE religion. They are things you can’t see or meet, you just have to believe in them
monkeybznz: what the everliving fuck are you all smoking here? i have literally met a god and I know people who have fought against demons
The blue one: …oh.
Something’s Fishy: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Dance Dance Baby: Truth to be told the persons worshiped as gods in my world are living, breathing creatures, too, but there certainly are other aspects in our religion that can’t be proven just as easily
The blue one: Sometimes I really forget how different our worlds can be. =O
Tired: God is real, but He has forgotten us.
The blue one: Oh Weary!
Elsie<3: Hi all! <3 We just came from a swim.
Dance Dance Baby: Hello Elsie and Weary! Welcome to our Sunday school
monkeybznz: it’s thursday you moron
Elsie<3: So, um, you are talking about gods or something?
Something’s Fishy: Yeah. Have you met a god, Elsie?
Elsie<3: What, of course not. :0 Has… Someone then?
Something’s Fishy: Apparently like half of us
Dance Dance Baby: Well to be precise I have not personally, but I know a lot of people who have. And you can read all about their lives in books and even in newspapers
Elsie<3: Wh… How?
Something’s Fishy: That is a darn good question
The blue one: Indeed!
Dance Dance Baby: Well, to put it shortly, Imperials - our gods - are naturally born members of our species. But what makes them so mythical is that we don’t have concrete evidence of how or why they develop into super intelligent, millennia old beings. My religious branch claims it’s because of predetermined destiny
monkeybznz: my friend’s childhood pal became a god
The blue one: Okay, I can sort of get Anapha’s situation, but Anise’s is still as weird as ever.
Elsie<3: Oh wow… We do have really powerful, ancient individuals here, too, but I’ve never thought of them as gods. And I don’t think many of us, if any, do…
monkeybznz: i could maybe become a god if I wanted to
The blue one: What would you become the god of, then?
The blue one: In our stories gods often have some sort of specialty.
Dance Dance Baby: I think we all already know the answer to that one
Something’s Fishy: Anise – the wrathful god of relish!
monkeybznz: I’m too done with you to even yell at you anymore
monkeybznz: fine then
The Ultimate Hubworld was renamed to all hail the god of relish by monkeybznz.
monkeybznz: kneel before me my minions
Dance Dance Baby: All hail the God of Relish!
Something’s Fishy: Hail the god of relish
The blue one: Give us mercy, the god of relish!
Elsie<3: ?????? :D