The Ultimate Hubworld
All of my currently (as in when I was writing this) active characters somehow know each other and mess around in a group chat.
How can characters from completely different universes be friends? Who knows! Where have they gotten phones and how do they even use them? I have no idea! Does this have some sort of planned-out plot? Absolutely not!
6. Dares
Dance Dance Baby: So, let’s continue our little game! This time the bottle spins to point at…
Dance Dance Baby: Weary! Do you want a truth or dare, and do you want me to generate a question for you or not, Näkki?
Tired: Truth.
Something’s Fishy: I’m honestly still so rattled that sure, go ahead and use the app to come up with something.
Dance Dance Baby: Sure thing! …oh, well this might be a bit awkward, but hey, what can you do
Dance Dance Baby: Weary, who is the hottest person among the players of this game?
monkeybznz: haha okay that’s hilarious
Tired: I do not know the body temperatures of any of you.
Dance Dance Baby: Ah, the question isn’t meant to be taken quite that literally. It’s more like who do you find the most attractive, most beautiful
Tired: Oh.
Tired: But what is beauty anyway. Is it just a construct created by the society or is there something that could be considered beautiful no matter the context.
monkeybznz: STOP STALLING AND ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Elsie<3: Hey, no need to be rude there. :(
Tired: Objectively speaking I think Anapha is the most beautiful.
Dance Dance Baby: Oh my, well thank you
monkeybznz: JHSJHGFHB THIS ISN’T ABOUT OBJECTIVE TRUTHS
Elsie<3: Well, he is really pretty…
Something’s Fishy: True
~oceanchild~: yea!
monkeybznz: are you all letting this just slide?!
Elsie<3: Well, I think we should all respect Weary’s opinion. I just…
monkeybznz: bUT IT WASN’T AN OPINION
Elsie<3: Can I ask what you especially like in him, Weary?
Tired: Black and yellow is a classic yet striking color combination. And all the jewelry he wears really highlights his features even further.
Dance Dance Baby: I am almost getting embarrassed here!
Elsie<3: Okay, thanks for answering.
Dance Dance Baby: Maybe that was enough about this subject, hahah. This time the bottle chooses… Anise, it seems like!
monkeybznz: gimme another dare
Tired: Show us how high you can fly.
monkeybznz: uggggh where is your imagination?! fine, going up
monkeybznz: passed a plane just now
monkeybznz: huh it’s getting cold
monkeybznz: like really cold
monkeybznz: and dark
monkeybznz: okay snapping a photo now
monkeybznz: spaaaaace.jpg
Dance Dance Baby: Um, are you really okay being that high up?
Something’s Fishy: Yeaaaah you don’t look too good
monkeybznz: what are you talking about i’m fine
monkeybznz: i’ll try to go a little bit further
Dance Dance Baby: Anise? It’s been a minute, is everything alright?
Dance Dance Baby: …Anise?
Something’s Fishy: Well, she finally kicked the bucket
Elsie<3: Don’t say stuff like that!
monkeybznz: FUCKING SHIT WHO PUT THAT THING THERE
Dance Dance Baby: What on earth happened?
Something’s Fishy: Dang
monkeybznz: i hit some metallic pile of shit and dropped my phone
monkeybznz: i had to dash like crazy to first find it and then catch it before it hit the ground
Elsie<3: Like, a satellite maybe? D:
Dance Dance Baby: Didn’t you see it before you hit it?
monkeybznz: dunno i sorta lost my vision for some reason
Dance Dance Baby: I think you flew so high up that you started to pass out from the lack of oxygen…
Something’s Fishy: Haha she DID almost kick the bucket!
monkeybznz: whatever spin the stupid nonexistent bottle! I want to torture some of you
Dance Dance Baby: Sure thing! Just maybe sit down for a while so you don’t lose your consciousness for real there
monkeybznz: yeah yeah nurse bird
Dance Dance Baby: And the next one shall be… Näkki!
Something’s Fishy: Hey come on, it can’t be me again!
Something’s Fishy: I call bullshit on this! Anapha hasn’t been chosen even once and that is definitely not a coincidence
Dance Dance Baby: Are you seriously questioning my 100 % unbiased app here?
Elsie<3: It is a bit boring that Anapha hasn’t done anything yet…
~oceanchild~: yeah anapha needs to play, too!
Something’s Fishy: You heard it
Dance Dance Baby: Fine then! It IS against the rules, but if everyone is so keen on this, I’ll switch places with Näkki for this round
monkeybznz: let’s do this bird! truth or dare
Dance Dance Baby: Dare, please.
Something’s Fishy: How I’m not surprised
Dance Dance Baby: I assume you don’t want a task generated for you?
monkeybznz: hell no, smartypants!
monkeybznz: you will
monkeybznz: go out, put your phone to the ground and take a video of you punching the first stranger that comes across
Dance Dance Baby: What no?!
Something’s Fishy: Ahhahahah okay then!
Elsie<3: That is a bit mean…
Dance Dance Baby: I literally cannot do that! It would put a shade on the whole temple if one of the temple servants went out to assault people!
monkeybznz: suck it up, i was made to take picture of a god
Something’s Fishy: And I was made to send a text message to Valva! Which is arguably much worse
Dance Dance Baby: Ugh, I… Surely I can make some preparations first?
monkeybznz: sure, send your prayers to heavens or whatever
Dance Dance Baby: So here’s the deal: I will pick up some random clothes from our charity collection, put those on and walk to some alley to do this shameful thing
monkeybznz: a bit boring but you do you
Something’s Fishy: I can’t wait to see this happen!
Dance Dance Baby: It’ll take a while so keep yourselves entertained for a couple of minutes
monkeybznz: ye
monkeybznz: näkki truth or dare
Something’s Fishy: Huh? Oh yeah, I did sort of get chosen by that bottle… Truth maybe?
monkeybznz: where the fuck does dama’s mouth go
Something’s Fishy: Um… What?
monkeybznz: like if it eats and swallows where does the food go
Something’s Fishy: That… Is actually a rather good question
Something’s Fishy: Dama is still sleeping just a few meters away from me, so I guess I could just take a peek?
monkeybznz: do it!
Something’s Fishy: …oh wow. It doesn’t… Go anywhere? Its mouth is open a little bit and there wasn’t anything resembling a throat
Something’s Fishy: It looks actually super weird
monkeybznz: that’s really stupid
monkeybznz: DOES the blob even eat?
Something’s Fishy: I could’ve sworn I’ve seen it do that, but I’m not honestly sure at this point
monkeybznz: okay whatever, elsie truth or dare
Elsie<3: What why me? D8 And why do you get to ask?
monkeybznz: because i say so
Elsie<3: I… Don’t want to punch anyone…
monkeybznz: that’s a truth then
monkeybznz: why are you so obsessed with weary
Elsie<3: I am not! >:(
monkeybznz: yes you are
Something’s Fishy: …you are a little bit
Elsie<3: Weary is just a really important friend of mine! You all have friends like that, too!
Something’s Fishy: Would you ever in a million years poke your head into Weary’s mouth while he was sleeping like I just did with Dama?
Elsie<3: Weary doesn’t even have a mouth!!!
Something’s Fishy: That wasn’t exactly the point here
monkeybznz: ye she would scream NOOOO I COULD NEVER DO THAT TO MY PRECIOUS WEARYYYYYYY~~~
Dance Dance Baby: So uh fellows
Dance Dance Baby: I might be in a bit of trouble right now
Something’s Fishy: Haha really?
monkeybznz: but did you complete your dare?
Dance Dance Baby: The person I punched – yes, I did punch them – didn’t really take it all that well
Dance Dance Baby: They picked up a broom and tried to beat the living daylight out of me with it
Elsie<3: Where are you now? D:
Dance Dance Baby: Hiding in a haystack. And oh, here’s your video; I really, really hope it’s worth all this for you:
Dance Dance Baby: mistakesweremade.mp4
monkeybznz: that is an old woman
Dance Dance Baby: Yes - an angry old woman
Elsie<3: You punched an old woman?!!
Something’s Fishy: Wow
Dance Dance Baby: Do I seriously need to remind you that YOU guys made me to do this?
Dance Dance Baby: Also this game ends here because I am NOT getting out of this pile of hay until dawn and I need to conserve my phone’s battery
Something’s Fishy: Wow
Something’s Fishy: Just wow