The Ultimate Hubworld

monkeybznz: i am so damn boooooooored

monkeybznz: entertain me you idiots

Dance Dance Baby: I assume you have already done your daily routine of wall punching?

monkeybznz: ye

monkeybznz: except it’s kicking

monkeybznz: and today I kicked a mountain

Something’s Fishy: I’m pretty bored, too, and Dama and Sevens are taking a nap

Elsie<3: Maybe we could play some sort of game? :D Like, I don’t know, guessing who one of us is thinking?

Dance Dance Baby: That would be quite difficult, as none of us knows a lot of persons from other worlds besides our own

Elsie<3: Oh, yeah…

Dance Dance Baby: Has any of you ever played spin the bottle? Or truth or dare. In my town they are the same thing, but I've heard in some other places the case isn't necessarily like that

~oceanchild~: i have!

Dance Dance Baby: Oh? That… Somehow surprises me a little

Elsie<3: How do you play it?

~oceanchild~: one person spins the bottle to see who the bottle ends up pointing at

~oceanchild~: and then that person must choose truth or dare

~oceanchild~: and then the first person either asks a question or commands the other to do something funny

~oceanchild~: and then the person has to answer or do it

Dance Dance Baby: Well, that indeed is basically how it goes

Something’s Fishy: Hah, that sounds actually kind of fun

Elsie<3: Yeaaah, I guess. But how would we play it? :o We can’t share a bottle and, um… I’m not sure if I would be good at coming up with questions or tasks…

Dance Dance Baby: We live in the age of technology, my dear! There are literally apps for everything, this game included. I have one that can both spin the bottle and generate questions/tasks for you

Something’s Fishy: Cool! Maybe everyone can decide if they want to come up with the things themselves or let the app do it for them?

Dance Dance Baby: Sure. So, do you guys want to give it a try?

Dance Dance Baby: Everyone who wants to participate say something, so I can add your names to the app

Something’s Fishy: I’m in!

Elsie<3: Um, okay then. @ Tired, do you want to participate?

~oceanchild~: yayyy i’m in

monkeybznz: sounds pretty stupid to me but whatever

monkeybznz: in

Tired: Why not.

Elsie<3: Yayyy! <3

Dance Dance Baby: Okay then, six participants: me, Näkki, Anise, Weary, Elsie and Song. I can ask first, so let me just spin this virtual bottle here…

Dance Dance Baby: The bottle landed on Song! So truth or dare, my little friend?

~oceanchild~: I want truth

Dance Dance Baby: To test this app I’ll try generating you something…

Dance Dance Baby: Okay: Are you afraid of dark?

~oceanchild~: oh no I’m not

~oceanchild~: i couldn’t really be diving to the deepest depths of the ocean if I were

~oceanchild~: but i still know to be wary in darkness, because you can never know what there might be

Something’s Fishy: As a fellow diver I can definitely sign that

Dance Dance Baby: Okay, I believe that you have been truthful here. So the next bottle spin points at…

Dance Dance Baby: Oh my, Weary! Do you want truth or dare and do I generate that for you, Song?

Tired: Truth.

~oceanchild~: i can make my own question

~oceanchild~: so if you could wish for any one thing, what would you wish?

Tired: To be able to sleep for one thousand years.

monkeybznz: that’s seriously it?

Elsie<3: I… Think it might very well be.

Elsie<3: Though I would become really, really lonely if you did that. :’<

Dance Dance Baby: Well, as long as he doesn’t find a genie that comes out of a bottle to fulfill your wish, it shouldn’t become a problem

Elsie<3: …I hope so.

Dance Dance Baby: And next is… Näkki! Truth or dare?

Something’s Fishy: I’ll stick with truths for now

Tired: What do you think there is outside of the boundaries of your observable universe?

Something’s Fishy: Um…………..

Dance Dance Baby: And that’s how things go from one to one hundred in under a second

Something’s Fishy: If I need to be really honest, I have literally no idea???

Something’s Fishy: For all I know your universes might be there somewhere? Like, we have really never figured out how or even if they are connected at all in some way

Something’s Fishy: So to put it shortly: dunno

Dance Dance Baby: Yeah, you can’t really blame anyone for not knowing or even not having a solid opinion on something like that

Dance Dance Baby: Next is… Anise! Truth or dare?

monekybznz: finally some action here

monkeybznz: dare because I ain’t no pussy

Something’s Fishy: Hmm… I want to come up with something, but let me think for a sec…

Something’s Fishy: Oh heck, I know now! You can go really fast from place to place, right?

monkeybznz: of course you dingus

Something’s Fishy: Okay, then this shouldn’t take forever! Go take a picture of that god of your planet you claimed to know.

Dance Dance Baby: Ooh, that is indeed a good one!

monkeybznz: whatever, give me like a couple of minutes

Dance Dance Baby: Sure, we can skip you until you come back. Next up is… Elsie’s turn!

Elsie<3: Oh, um, okay. Truth, I think?

Dance Dance Baby: Sure. As Anise is gone, I’ll generate you a question

Dance Dance Baby: Hahaa, okay! What are the most important qualities of a romantic partner for you?

Elsie<3: Uh, really? o///o

Elsie<3: Like, being reliable and thoughtful and kind, I think…

Something’s Fishy: So Weary, you think you’ve been reliable, thoughtful and kind lately?

Elsie<3: WHAT???!! I didn’t speak about anyone particular, it was just, um, hypothetical???

Something’s Fishy: Sure it was~

Elsie<3: Don’t be like that, that’s mean!!! D’:

Dance Dance Baby: Don’t worry Elsie, he’s just teasing you

Something’s Fishy: Sure I am~

Elsie<3: Please stooooooop!!! ;___;

Dance Dance Baby: Haha alright, enough of that (for now). The next one will be…

Dance Dance Baby: Oh my – it’s Näkki again! Truth or dare?

Something’s Fishy: Um

Something’s Fishy: Uh

Something’s Fishy: Daaaare..?

Elsie<3: You are just afraid of what I would ask if you picked truth!

Elsie<3: But fine! You have to…

Elsie<3: Hmm…

Dance Dance Baby: Do you wish me to generate a task for Näkki?

Elsie<3: No no, I’ll come up with something at least this time. You…

Elsie<3: You have to send a private message to Valva and show a screenshot of it as a proof!

Something’s Fishy: NO

Dance Dance Baby: My oh my, that’s a sweet revenge if I’ve ever seen one

Something’s Fishy: Do you wish me to be killed by that creature?! I refuse!

Elsie<3: You should be happy I didn’t define what you need to say to them! You can decide that yourself.

Dance Dance Baby: Better be smooth with your words, dear pal. There’s no refusing things in this game!

Something’s Fishy: Are you suddenly on Elsie’s side here?!

Dance Dance Baby: I’m on fair game’s side

Something’s Fishy: Fine, fine. Fine! Fine

Something’s Fishy: You know what, fine. I’ll do it. But if I’ll die, I WILL haunt you all 24/7

Dance Dance Baby: Simultaneously?

Something’s Fishy: Here you go, you absolute monsters:

Dance Dance Baby: …some brave words you chose there

Elsie<3: Oh wow! Okay, you did complete the task!

Something’s Fishy: And now I will surely lose my life for it

monkeybznz: yo I’m back with your photo

monkeybznz: dendenmushi.jpg

Dance Dance Baby: Oh. He looks so… Small

Elsie<3: He looks like your friend! Was his name Kal or something like that?

monkeybznz: they are the same race, so of course he does

Something’s Fishy: Can you ask your tiny, green god to bless my doomed soul?

monkeybznz: what have you done now

Something’s Fishy: Sent a message to Death

monkeybznz: damn, I’m away for five minutes and suddenly things start happening

monkeybznz: but lol why not

monkeybznz: he politely asks you to not call him tiny green god ever again

monkeybznz: and to pray to the god of your own world

Dance Dance Baby: Press F to pay respect to Näkki’s soul

monkeybznz: f

Elsie<3: F.

~oceanchild~: f

Näkki: F indeed, you bastards