The Ultimate Hubworld
All of my currently (as in when I was writing this) active characters somehow know each other and mess around in a group chat.
How can characters from completely different universes be friends? Who knows! Where have they gotten phones and how do they even use them? I have no idea! Does this have some sort of planned-out plot? Absolutely not!
2. Aliens
The blue one: Aaaand that’s pretty much all you missed. So like I said, not much!
Elsie<3: Okay. And Anise really wasn’t, like, super duper mad at me..?
The blue one: Nah, no. She just changed the group name into “whiny pissbaby club”, but that was it. =’D
Elsie<3: You have no idea how relieved I am… I was literally too afraid to check the messages for these couple of days at all. u__u
Elsie<3: But where is she anyway now?
Elsie<3: Anise, I mean.
Dance Dance Baby: I’m fairly sure she said she would be training until evening
Dance Dance Baby: Which I think basically means punching the wall repeatedly for 12 hours or so
Elsie<3: Ah, okay. Song also went back to the ocean. I’m not sure if they can get any signal from there.
Tired: So, I’ve been thinking.
Elsie<3: !!!
The blue one: Oh hi, Weary! =D
Dance Dance Baby: Hello there!
Elsie<3: Wearyyyy! <3 You are back!
Something’s Fishy: Hi man!
Tired: Oh, yes, hello.
Tired: Like I said, I’ve been thinking.
Elsie<3: What is it?
Tired: Are there Esk on other planets? If there are, why cannot we ever meet them at the Conservatory? And if not, what makes our planet so unique that we only exist in here?
Elsie<3: Umh…
Dance Dance baby: Wow, you are once again asking the big questions here!
The blue one: Indeed. =0
Elsie<3: Maybe… There just isn’t life outside of our planet?
Dance Dance Baby: I cannot of course speak for your universe, but at least here that isn’t the case. I’ve heard that spaceships sent from our planet have found at least vegetation from other planets. Some even say animals, but I have no first-hand experience on the matter, so I am not sure if that’s just a rumor
The blue one: Wow, really? Humans from our planet have made their way only to our moon, and there’s pretty much nothing in there.
Something’s Fishy: But then again most of them also would consider both you and me to be a cryptid, so…
The blue one: Haha, yeah, that’s also true!
Elsie<3: So @ Tired, did you come into some sort of conclusion with this thought?
Tired: No.
Elsie<3: Oh. But that’s okay! I mean, how could we even know? There’s no way to check it, I think.
Tired: I also thought about testing what would happen if one of our kind levitated out from Earth’s atmosphere.
Tired: But considering how much our powers diminish as soon as we even leave our boundary, I eventually decided against it.
Elsie<3: Yeah, at least I would never have enough energy to do that…
Dance Dance Baby: It’s likely a good thing you didn’t, as if you left the planet’s field of gravity in a weakened state, it is possible you wouldn’t have enough power to ever come back
Elsie<3: D8 Really?!
Dance Dance baby: Well I am not an expert by any means, but logically thinking I’d say there is a very real possibility that it could happen
Elsie<3: Oh my gods, Weary, you are not going to try it anymore, right?!
Elsie<3: Weary???
Tired: No. I am too tired for that.
Something’s Fishy: …is that a pun or is it just me?
Elsie<3: Oh good! Where are you right now? Can I come to visit you? We haven’t even seen in a week!
Tired: You can if you want to.
Elsie<3: Yay, I’ll be there soon! <333
Dance Dance Baby: So, what’s everyone else doing today?
The blue one: Nothing much. I should really get back to training my psychokinetic powers, but right now it’s way too hot for that.
Something’s Fishy: Yeah. I’ve been waiting to get out of this pond only for fifty years or something, so take your time
The blue one: Hey, guilt tripping your only ticket out isn’t all that helpful! >=(
The blue one: How are you spending your day, Anapha?
Dance Dance Baby: Oh, it is my turn to clean the main ceremony hall.
The blue one: So you are… Cleaning and texting at the same time?
Dance Dance Baby: Who said I was cleaning?
monkeybznz: you lazy fuck
Dance Dance Baby: Well well, nice to see you again, too!
The blue one: Hi Anise! =D
monkeybznz: everything hurts
Dance Dance Baby: Seems like your training went well?
monkeybznz: ask that from the dinosaur that mauled me
Dance Dance Baby: What would that poor animal answer if I were to ask that?
monkeybznz: nothing
monkeybznz: i ate it
Something’s Fishy: Are dinosaurs tasty?
monkeybznz: ye
monkeybznz: and that’s literally their only good quality
The blue one: It would be so cool to have real dinosaurs around…
Something’s Fishy: By the way you completely forgot Anise when you were talking about aliens just now
The blue one: Ah, that’s true! She is basically an alien herself, after all.
monkeybznz: what
Dance Dance Baby: Oh yeah, her universe is pretty much brimming with life, if I remember correctly
The blue one: The conversation just happened, you should read it yourself!
monkeybznz: …
monkeybznz: lol seems like the blue crybaby is back!
The blue one: Elsie?
monkeybznz: also what kind of idiots you are if you seriously think there isn’t life outside one dumb planet?
Dance Dance Baby: Well, I was not calling anyone names, but I did side with your view on the matter
monkeybznz: YOU SAID THERE ARE PLANTS
monkeybznz: DO I LOOK LIKE A PLANT TO YOU?!
Dance Dance Baby: How should I put this… If someone was asking me if “anise” was a sort of plant… I would have to say yes
Something’s Fishy: The cold hard truth strikes again
monkeybznz: THAT’S IT BIRD YOU WILL BE MY DESSERT
Dance Dance Baby: Whatever you say, darling~ Will you bring the whipped cream with you?
monkrybznz: NO I’LL EAT YOU RAW
Dance Dance Baby: If that’s what you’re into. ;)
The blue one: Um…
monkeybznz: JKHJJGSJGYHFYHSAFHSHHGF
monkeybznz: DIE AND SHUT UP
monkeybznz: IN THAT ORDER
Something’s Fishy: You guys are truly priceless