Screwball

Species: Windup Krokotoy (toy crocodile)

Birthday: June 7

Pronouns: he/him, it/its

Physical Description 

• Short stuff
  • The height chart I made for Art Fight puts him at around three feet tall, but his height's pretty flexible!  He can be scaled up to around Sanguine's height (4'9"), or even taller if you'd like!
• Has "chibi"-ish proportions, with an oversized head and small body
• Plantigrade stance (stands on his whole foot like a bear or kangaroo, not on his toes like a dog or cat)
• Arms are disproportionately long
• Made of hard, shiny plastic, with some metal in joints and springs and such
• Always carries around his giant weapon - spiked ball on a stick (with counterweight so he can hold it up!)
• Windup key in his back turns - if it stops turning, he can't move at all, and someone else has to wind him up
• Color duality - what's pink on one side of his body is blue on the other, and vice versa

Personality 

• Mischievous, likes to wreck things and blame it on other people
• Prankster
  • Has a very loose idea of what a "good prank" is
  • It mostly involves breaking things
• Pastel edgelord
• In a Warner Bros. cartoon, he'd be the angry comedic moron who spends the whole episode desperately trying to murder Bugs Bunny with a cartoon weapon

Likes 

• Polishing his giant club
• Cackling at others' misfortune
• Getting into a slapstick brawl with someone who's had quite enough of your nonsense mister
• Cartoons and carnivals
• Calliope music

Dislikes 

• When his key winds down
• Unfunny misfortune
• When he's posing and cackling and being a ridiculous cartoon villain and nobody's even looking at him

Trivia 

• You can tell he's KO'd when his eyes go swirly
• He once tried eating and that didn't go so well
• He's become adept at swinging his arms backwards to turn his own key

Date of Creation / Adoption: June 7, 2016

Other Notes: He's my flagship character for a CS that I may or may not release one day