Hemlock

Species: Monster bunny

Birthday: June 18

Gender: Genderqueer

Pronouns: they/them

Sexuality: Pansexual

Occupation: Barista

Physical Description 

• Since they're a rabbit, they do NOT have paw pads (despite their original art)
• Small curly horns
• Colors split down the middle (though not as severe as Licorice)
• Wears a lot of beanies, knitted hats, and scarves

Personality 

• Eccentric, artsy type
• Definitely a little self-absorbed
• Always looking for something outlandish to blog about (while at the same time remaining steadfastly skeptical of every other blogger's outlandish claims)
• That one blogger who put way too much effort into learning code so they can make their entire site from scratch for the bragging rights
• Prefers small, cozy, atmospheric places to larger, ritzier locations

Likes 

• Making moodboards
• Reviewing their favorite (and least favorite) media
• Fanfiction, but only if it's well-written
  • Unfortunately, they sometimes tend to mistake pretentious language/purple prose for good writing
• Anon hate - it makes them laugh
  • Someone actually took precious seconds out of their life to tell Hemlock they suck, and that's hilarious

Dislikes 

• Unintentional coffee spills which they then have to clean up (as opposed to some aesthetic coffee drips on the edge of a paper, which they've scanned to use as their header)
• Whenever someone doesn't believe what they have to say
• "Basic" customers, which they get a lot of since they work at a coffee shop

Personal Info 

• Gets hooked on new food fads ("superfoods," gluten is bad even if you don't have celiac disease/other dietary restrictions, etc.) super easily
• Whenever they make a post, half the time it takes them is spent actually making the post, and the other half is them fiddling with filters and shit
• Sometimes reads things they don't agree with just so they can get mad and blow off steam

Date of Creation / Adoption: June 18, 2015

Other Notes: I adopted them from someone on Facebook, but their account appears to have been deleted, and I don't know if they have any other social media.