Udefrykte

Species: King wickerbeast

Birthday: April 12

Gender: Female

Pronouns: she/her

Physical Description 

• Hairy scary wicker aaaaa
• Unusually large
• Stands with a hunch, but you can't tell bc 50% of her volume is just HAIR
• Stomps/prowls around like she's a troll looking for a bridge to live under
• Her horns are small for a king wickerbeast, but her tusks are enormous

Personality 

• Easily angered, has a terrifying temper
• Doles out disproportionate retribution for (perceived) slights, especially if she's already in a Mood
• Gentle and docile when not pissed off - not just a grump all the time
• TL;DR gentle giant at heart, but rile her up and there are no brakes on the Pain Train
  • The things that make the Pain Train leave the station are unpredictable and vary from day to day

Likes 

• Cold temperatures
• Forests
• People who live up to her incredible, ever-changing, and unpredictable standards

Dislikes 

• Getting wet
• Heat
• People looking at her funny
• People being too loud
• People not speaking up
• Rude people
• Overly friendly people
• Overly assertive/aggressive people
• Spineless people
• There are a lot of things that irritate her, and it kind of depends on the day, so you kind of have to hope you can read her mind

Personal Info 

• Really moody, always irritable
• Somehow, she's least pissy when she's tired
• Has accepted she needs anger management but keeps putting off actually doing something about it

Trivia 

• Named for a recurring troll in the Elder Scrolls series
• Design inspired by woolly mammoths; hence the tusks and piles of hair

Date of Creation / Adoption: April 12, 2015

Other Notes: You don't have to draw her third eye.  I'm kind of lukewarm on it anyway.