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Species: Chinese goose (Anser cygnoides domesticus)

Birthday: June 19

Gender: Genderfluid

Pronouns: he/him, she/her

Sexuality: Bi

Occupation: Landscape gardener

Physical Description 

  • Somewhat chubby, very soft
    • Covered in down and squish for the best hugs ever
  • Shaped like a friend
    • In other news, friends are apparently shaped like pears, because Kuo is pear-shaped
  • Bright orange hands and lower legs/feets
    • His hands are webbed like his feet
  • Has the stupidest laugh that invariably makes everyone else laugh too
    • It's like snorting when you laugh, except instead of snorts it's goose honks
  • There will be no hissing and biting from this goose

Personality 

  • Good buddy
  • Very cuddly
  • Polite to everyone
  • Feels cramped when indoors for too long
  • Can strike up a perfectly natural conversation with a total stranger

Likes 

  • The outdoors
  • Hot coffee with a ton of milk foam
  • Going swimming!  Or just flopping around in some water, that's fine too
    • She loves playing in the rain
  • Tuning out the sound of the lawnmower and getting all zen in her favorite park

Dislikes 

  • Being stuck inside
  • Overgrown grass
  • WEEEEEEEDS
    • RIGHT where she JUST pulled them all up LIKE TWO DAYS AGO
  • Carbonated drinks
    • They make her burp and it's weird

Personal Info 

  • Wears scarves and knitted hats
    • Also mittens when it's especially cold
  • Feels like she's on top of the world when driving that lawnmower around
  • Hums while she works

Trivia 

  • The original design I adopted was feral, but I adapted it to an anthro version just the other day because I remembered I had this buddy and wanted to finally use them.

Date of Creation / Adoption: Adopted from someone on Facebook, June 19, 2015

Other Notes: Who made this bord???  It was someone on FB who made a small group centered around geese, but I can't find them now...