Rhodes

Species: House centipede (Scutigera coleoptrata)

Gender: female

Pronouns: she / her

Occupation: Accountant, literary critic

Physical Description 

• Fairly tall centipede with up to seven pairs of limbs (not including forcipules and fake butt-antennae)
• Has five fingers on each hand and two toes on each foot
• Her body's not as bendy as other centipedes'
• She's venomous, and her "bite" is comparable to a bee sting

Personality 

• Stuffy, self-important
• Has a hard time admitting fault
  • It's not her problem that you don't know what she's talking about, you just don't understand her artistic vision
• Has a bit of a fragile ego, kind of just wants to be told she's doing a good job
• Lawful Bastard, honestly

Likes 

• Formal clothing, looking important
• Scones - she's not sure what it is about scones in particular that makes her love them so much more than other pastries, but she does
  • It might just be that she loves saying the word "scone"
• Sparking internet flame wars about petty subjects
  • She's one of those that likes to set forums on fire and watch the chaos unfold
  • ...but specifically about things that don't really matter, like shipping drama in an obscure book

Dislikes 

• When the petty drama goes too far and oh shit she's under fire now
• Cleaning, of all sorts
  • Even her immaculate clothes aren't actually made that way by her; she takes them to the dry cleaner
  • She basically just lets stuff get grosser and sadder until she basically has to fix it

Personal Info 

• Well-known for her scathing reviews, especially of books she finds trashy and cheap
• Would like to be a critic as a full-time job, but she doesn't make enough money at the moment
  • She doesn't like to admit she's an accountant for a nightclub chain, but she hopes that the nightclub management demographic is far enough removed from the demographic that reads her reviews that nobody who knows her from one job will ever recognize her at the other 
• Low-key a goblin; looks well-kept in public but her living spaces are dark and cluttered

Other Notes: She can be drawn with anywhere from 1-6 pairs of arms.  You do not have to draw all twelve arms.