Jonah T. Tentious's Links
"Ahhh, Katrina! My lovely wife! She's fantastic with the café customers."
"Jonah's my incredible husband! We make a great team running our café!"
"Good lord, Cat Canada drove Katrina mad! Cat Canada never took any of my wife's advice and they got into WORSE trouble! I'm glad they're no longer working together, Katrina seems much happier now."
"Jonah is the hoity-toity husband of my former sidekick Katrina. I think his entitlement rubbed off on her."
"Ella was a very respectable lady. It's quite unfortunate that her organization has fallen in recent years."
"What an adorable little lad! Have we met?"
"I'm glad to see that Jaycee is taking over Ella's legacy! Maybe some new blood will bring the Ella Pawman Squad back to it's former glory."
"Word of advice... do NOT pick Jonah up! He got so heated that he burned my palm! OUCH!"
"I see Wayne come in to the café sometimes. Always orders lots of our little sweets!"
"He's alright. I like his hat, but why is the monocle necessary?"
"This customer is bloody unfathomable. Sometimes he orders our coffee entirely in nickels and dimes and I have to count it all!"
"🎵 I'm a little teapot, short and stout! Here is my handle, here is my spout! When I get all steamed up, I will shout! Tip me over and pour me out! 🎵"
"NO! You are banned from my establishment! Leave before I call the authorities!"
"Screw you, man! If it's called 'whipped cream' what ELSE are you supposed to do with it?"
"The mayor is quite airheaded, but I appreciate how he supports local businesses like mine."
"Mr. Tentious is part of Canvasville's local culture, man! Keep making that wonderful coffee and tea!"
"Being stuck next to John was a bloody nightmare. His spittle kept flying in my face when he talked."
"Hmmm... somethin's not right here. Why did the Inktonium monster attack Jonah's café first? He and his wife seemed unusually calm..."
"These kids are more agreeable than Cat Canada ever was. I wonder if they ever visited my café outside of their uniforms..."
"Public Service Announcement! Citizens of Canvasville! Make sure you leave hot drinks to cool down for a few minutes so you don't burn yourself!"
"Sierra Estelle is the mayor's assistant. My wife met her, but I've never been properly introduced yet."
"Jonah's café has a social media presence... but it's kinda pathetic. They have a lot of ironic followers."
"Hmmm... how can I get more of these chaps to patronize my café?"