Romeo's Links
A good friend!! We meet up to talk lots, and I like to save a cupcake for him for the next time we meet. Although, I do feel a little bad, I just talk so much about all the cute people I’ve seen!! Ahh, I can’t help it! I try super hard to listen to him, too, though!
Aw shucks, Mr. Romeo is such a pleasure to be around! I’m kind of surprised that he is the one that ends up talking more than I do! :O Ah... not that I’m complaining of course! I enjoy the plentiful chatter that he creates! I also adore the little clips and pins he has in his hair! I should ask where he gets them the next time I see him.
Uhm, oh gosh! Jeremy is so nice, and cute, and good with kids, and handsome, and - Ah! I think I’m in love!
Romeo is very nice, but he tends to be really shy when I’m around. He gives me cupcakes that his shop can’t sell sometimes, but he rarely looks me in the eyes. Oh no- I hope I don’t intimidate him! ;;
Ugh, what a catch!!! Blitzen is, like, everything I could ever want! Tall, funny, dashingly handsome! It’s unfair!! I just want him to pick me up and carry me away! ... But I guess just talking is nice, too! Eee, I dream of fluffing his hair around and giving him a big kiss! Oh, gosh, I said too much!!! /)///(\
Aha.. what if we made out in the Denny’s parking lot and confessed our undying love for eachother... and maybe even hold h*nds? 😜💖😘
Ahaha jk jk.........
............ unless...? 😳
Remy is so funny, it’s real cute!! He just goes on and on and on, and he says the most random things out of nowhere, it’s adorable! Occasionally he looks like he’s about to topple over or throw up, though! I sure hope he’s okay :(c Maybe a cupcake ought to help!
Oh!! Romeo is possibly one of the sweetest tomos I’ve ever met! Ah- well... maybe not literally because I don’t actually know for sure what’s in his containers. Well I know there’s STUFF in it, duh!! But the fluid portion has always been a mystery to me. He smells faintly of cupcakes and other desserts, but that could also be because he works so closely with those kinds of treats!! I should probably ask that the next time I met him, yes yes!
Gutter is, like, SOOO cute!! The way he acts like he hates it when I pet his ears or gush over his cute little feet paws is to die for!!!! Waaa, they say good things come in small packages, and when it comes to Gutzywutsy, it’s so true!!! Short kings rise!!!
Romeo is... fucking persistent. I elbowed him in the ribs on instinct the first time I met him, since he wouldn’t stop fucking grabbing at my face, but if anything it’s just seemed to spur him on. Ugh, whatever, I’m not gonna stop you if you’re so dead set on being around me.
Ricky is Blitzen's brother! Waaa, I totally didn't realize until he was introduced to me!! I see this guy in my shop ALL. THE. TIME... if I knew he was related to my Blitzy-bear, I would've sent him home with an extra treat or two, just for being a doll!!! Guess I gotta make up for lost time, then!! Thank goodness he seems to have a sweet tooth!
Romeo's a funny lil dude! He says some pretty out there stuff sometimes, but he and Blitzen seem to make eachother really happy, so I consider him family. Sure can bake a mean cupcake though, maybe I should ask him to give me a lesson or two sometime. He also pops by in the middle of a jam session occasionally, and does some vocal work. I'd say he's pretty good, but everytime I try to let him know he gets really flustered and won't let me finish my sentence. Guess it's a self consciousness thing, oh well!
Eep!! Cavity is so... creepy! I’ve never seen such a tall man who was so... not my type!!!! The smile is so off putting. When he thinks nobody’s watching, I can see his face fall, and the way the light catches the white of his feathers makes him look attractive. It’s so weird, though... seeing him look so forlorn.
Everything about Romeo is too sweet. He smells like sugar, and being around him for long periods of time makes me nauseous. Despite his profession, he doesn’t seem to eat much sugar at all, and his teeth are so white they’re practically artificial. Such immaculate hygiene... it’s almost hypnotic. He doesn’t seem very fond of me, but he’s not rude to me openly, so it’s fine.
Ohhh... Wowowowow!!! What a DILF! I’ve seen Toby both in his work clothes and out of them, and gosh, I can’t decide which is more handsome! How am I supposed to pick between the two? He’s nice and soft spoken, and I’m sure he must have the patience of a saint, considering the fact that he lives with that horrible, nasty, no good, garbage stealing FREAK Zipper! So dreamy! <333
Wowzers! I’ve never seen so much pink in one place, and that’s coming from me! Romeo’s a pretty cool cat, but I’ve seen him giving Zipper the stink eye more than enough times to know not to bring him with me when I go inside Romeo’s shop. He’zzzzz asked me for an autograph once, aint that just the darnedest thing?
Haven’t you learned your lesson, you disgusting bottom feeder?! If I see you around my shop again without your big, strong, handsome, perfect man to keep you in check I will put you in the ground!!!! I’m watching you, bitch!
Romeo might look like he’s harmless, but he’s got tha’ meanest right hook I’ve ever felt, goddamn. Caught me diggin’ through tha’ bins behind his bakery once er twice, gave me tha’ pummelin’ of a lifetime. You know what it’s like ta’ get yer ass handed ta’ ya’ by guy who looks like they sneeze glitter? I do.
Such an angry aura! He’d be frightening, if he weren’t so... small!! Ooouuuhhh, you’re so cute, c’mere and let me pinch your cheeks, handsome!!!
I avoid this pink bitch at all costs. Whenever he spots me he makes a fucking beeline toward me to pet me, so walking downtown feels like a fucking stealth mission. Horror game shit.
Such vibrant fur! So fluffy! Watching Bombay run around is mesmerizing, he’s like a blur of pretty colors! Won’t you come here and let me pet you, mister? You look so soft!!!
Romeo’s a real treat! A big sweetheart, really knows how to flatter a guy. Blitzen’s sure one lucky dude!
Cuuuuute!! Omigosh, I’m gonna eat you up! I’ve chased Flake around more than enough times to know that he hates people, but I like a challenge!! Just the most adorable, sniffly, snot-ridden boy I’ve ever seen. Do you need a tissue, cutie?
H-he won’t luh-leeee-LEAVE ME ALONE!! Oh gosh... I’m... hhhhh... sorry... shhhhhouting helps with the stu-stu-st-STUTTER! Fuck...
Oh my... is finding a robot attractive morally wrong? I don’t care, he’s such a cutie!! Can you fly me around? Pretty pretty please? You can fly, can’t you??
I hear Sol talking with Flake sometimes about nerd things, they seem pretty made for eachother.
Romeo is really funny!! He says some pretty wild things, like, what does “me-WOW, aren’t you a build-a-babe” even mean? Haha!
So scary looking!! So dark, so tall, so rugged... so... so... handsome! Gosh, hello Mr. Mysterious!! I’ve never even heard this dude speak, and when he’s not alone he seems to cling pretty close to Jeremy. GASP... goodness, are they... a thing?? What a pair! I wonder how they met... I bet it was soooo romantic!!!
Annoying.