Flake's Links
I love you too... s-so much...! Guh...
01001001 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100001
Mhmmm... Hhhh... Gu-Guh! Gutterbird is ssssort of... scary...
Flake’s fine. Could use another couple of jackets, though, the guy’s always fucking blue in the face from how cold he is. See a doctor, Jesus Christ. I barely know him, but I’m worried that he’s gonna keel over.
Toby is... a-alright... I g-gah! I guuueesssss... mmm... He’s offered to buy me a c-cawww-COFFEE! Coffee... before.
Golly, kid, you need to borrow my hoodie? Can I buy you a blanket? Looks like you’re about to catch hypothermia...
Ssssstay awuh-away frrrrrooom me!
Hey, kid, ya’ wanna buy a second-hand space heater? Basically brand new! I mean, once ya’ replace tha' whole plug.
I fix Riiiii- ACK! Ricky’s computer someti-times... he pays me well... hhh! H-how nice...
Flake’s a cute little guy! I call him when I’ve got computer troubles, and he always sounds like he’s about to die from overexposure to other people. It’s not like I don’t pay him! I feel like he’d run away otherwise, haha!
H-he won’t luh-leeee-LEAVE ME ALONE!! Oh gosh... I’m... hhhhh... sorry... shhhhhouting helps with the stu-stu-st-STUTTER! Fuck...
Cuuuuute!! Omigosh, I’m gonna eat you up! I’ve chased Flake around more than enough times to know that he hates people, but I like a challenge!! Just the most adorable, sniffly, snot-ridden boy I’ve ever seen. Do you need a tissue, cutie?
Hhhh....? Wh-why wwwwwould you say something l-like that... HRK!
Flake shivers so much because his bones are ready to hatch.
EEK! Hhhh-! Ooooh, gggooooddd... I feel like I’mmmmm guunnnaaaaa... f-faint...
You’d think Flake would be a shut-in by now, with how much being outside seems to make him want to puke. I’ve seen him faint in a large crowd before, but frankly, stuff like that is none of my business. I stepped over him.
I-I don’t like the look o-of-! Of... this guy... hhnnnmm... He looks like he’s gonna... ch-chew me up and spi-i-it me out!
Mousy, reserved. Also looks like a marshmallow. Why do so many fuckers in this town look like they’d make squeaky toy noises?
O-overwh-! Overwhelming... talks sssssssooo loud... hhh...? He... means wwwwwell...
Just the cutest thing I ever did see! I’m gonna eat you up! Can I take you for a hot cocoa, bro?
Very nice t-tuh! To... to me...
Flake is adorable! Whenever I see him I offer to get him a a hot drink, or a fresh baked good, or maybe some fresh soup! He’s always blue in the face from how cold he is, and his teeth chatter so loudly you can hear it from a distance. I’m really worried about him, so I’m always checking in whenever I’m able!