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Blitzen is my step-brother! He's a really sick dude, and being around him is always fun. Sometime's we'll record some stuff together; just random tracks that get scrapped in the end. That's alright, I think just spending time with him is rad as hell :D
My step-bro! We used to beat on each other as kids, but these days I’d say we’re good pals. The possibility of me beating his ass these days is low................ but never zero. 🤔
Gutter's a feisty one! I made the mistake of leaning down to talk to him better once, and he brained me hard as all get out with his own head. I had a bump on my forehead for a week, but I sure learned my lesson! He stops in every once in a while for lessons, and while he's a slow learner, I can tell he's trying. His nails get in the way a whole lot, though.
Ricky is sort of annoying. The way he just goes with the flow constantly pisses me off, how can anyone be that calm all the time? He talks a lot about it all being about the here and now, but what the fuck is that supposed to mean? Are you telling me not stressing the fuck out all the time about the future isn't normal? What the fuck?
Jeremy is a good pal of mine! He's a big goofball, and he does more than enough talking for the both of us, but that's alright. It's fun to listen to him talk, since he's so enthusiastic about everything. He keeps fixing my collars and trying to buy me "proper" clothes, though. I wonder what's up with that; my clothes are bomb? Oh well, sometimes we play together, then go out for coffee after, and it's always the highlight of my week.
Ricky is a wonderful man! We've known eachother for a bit now, since we used to play guitar together in high school, before my fathers passing. I pushed him away during that time in my life, but I'm so happy we were able to reconnect! He means a whole lot to me, and it's always a pleasure meeting up to play again, or just to talk! I do wish he'd learn how to dress, though!! The popped collars is so 00's, it drives me nutty!!
Romeo's a funny lil dude! He says some pretty out there stuff sometimes, but he and Blitzen seem to make eachother really happy, so I consider him family. Sure can bake a mean cupcake though, maybe I should ask him to give me a lesson or two sometime. He also pops by in the middle of a jam session occasionally, and does some vocal work. I'd say he's pretty good, but everytime I try to let him know he gets really flustered and won't let me finish my sentence. Guess it's a self consciousness thing, oh well!
Ricky is Blitzen's brother! Waaa, I totally didn't realize until he was introduced to me!! I see this guy in my shop ALL. THE. TIME... if I knew he was related to my Blitzy-bear, I would've sent him home with an extra treat or two, just for being a doll!!! Guess I gotta make up for lost time, then!! Thank goodness he seems to have a sweet tooth!
Chris is one of my best bros! I met him after moving back into town, and we just sorta clicked! We play a lot of games together, and I can tell he lets me win, cause I’m so bad at them. That’s alright, cause it’s all in good fun! I taught him a thing or two about guitars a bit back, and now sometimes we’ll get together with Harper and play around! I’d call it making music, but at the moment it’s just garage noise. Still rad as hell!
“This guy? One of the greatest dudes I’ve ever met. For sure, bro. He’s one of my boyfriends and he’s a really good bro. We hold hands and spoon and it’s the best thing since the game boy.”
Harper is also one of my best bros! We give each other a lot of emotional support, and are always there for each other when one of us needs something. I met him through Chris, and we all just got along really well! I’m honestly not sure what I’d do without the both of them. They mean a lot to me! I’m trying to teach Harper to play a little bit of guitar just as a fun thing, but I can tell he’s more interested in doing vocals. And I’m glad- he’s good at it! A voice that could sing you to sleep, ahh, give me a goodnight kiss bro.
This big guy sure talks a mile a minute! I love listening to him drone on and on, though, since its a nice distraction from just sitting around all day. We're pretty good bros, and sometimes he'll swing by to bring me a coffee when I'm working all day. I tried to teach him the basics of guitar once, and he got so riled up he yanked the strings hard enough to snap em. It really spooked me! It was alright though, nothing a little TLC couldn't fix. He always startles whenever I just love on him with no warning, so I started doing this thing where I tap him three times so he knows it's me. Pretty clever, if I do say so myself! Now c'mere and let me touch your cute little paws!
Cavity worries too much about the little things! So much stress, he must have the worst headache all the time. No worries, bro! Haha, he’s fun to hang around, since he’s so big and awkward. Sometimes he just blurts out the rudest shit ever, and it makes me laugh really hard. The dudes got no tact!
Ricky drinks so much soda, it’s a surprise his teeth haven’t fallen out. He’s too carefree, what will you do when you’re 45 with no teeth? Everytime I lecture him, he waves me off with a “yeah, yeah, doc”, it’s not “yeah, yeah”, your teeth are forever!
Asher's a cool dude! I see this big guy out on the shoreline whenever I head down to the docks to play some tunes, and even if his expression doesnt look very happy to see me sometimes, I know he doesnt mean that! The fact he doesnt like to talk much is no sweat to me, because sometimes lifes about stopping to enjoy the music- or, maybe in his case, the waves. Haha!
🎸🎶🎶🎶 :) !
Toby’s an interesting guy! I know he’s some marketing bigwig at this company in town, but everytime I see him out and about he looks like a vampire. Allergic to the sun! Haha, what a character.
Ricky’s alright in my bookzzzz! He’s a bit famous ‘round these parts, you hear he hit the jackpot? Must be a lucky dude, winnin’ the lotto and then coming back to his hometown and startin’ up a successful store. But with the way he looks, you’d think he’s homeless! We might have something in common there, eh?
Sure is something. Not sure if that “something” is a good something, but hey, it’s something. This little guy released a flock of birds in my store, so that earned him a lifetime ban. Probably one of the most interesting days of my life, but that doesn’t mean I enjoyed it.
Ricky’s a cool dude! I’m banned from enterin’ his guitar shop though, somethin’ about releasin’ a fuck ton a live pigeons in his store bein’ against the rules er whatever. Blah! See if I care, but tha’ fact he opted to catch ‘em by hand instead of buyin’ my handy-dandy bird catchin’ tool really rustled my jimmies. Who does that ta’ a guy?! Spent all day catchin’ birds fer nothin’.
This guy seems like a strong and silent type, he comes in sometimes when his contractor needs to rent a guitar. I’ve learned my lesson from Gutterbird though, don’t lean down to talk to little monster people. He looks like he’d headbutt me, too, if I did that.
I don’t care about Ricky. The feeling is probably mutual.
Bombay’s a riot! Man, I’ve never met someone who vibes as hard as Bombay does. Other people call him bird-brained, but I think he’s just a man on a mission to discover himself. Been there done that, bro.
Ricky, my guy! This dude gets me. I’ll share a soda with him any day of the week!
Flake’s a cute little guy! I call him when I’ve got computer troubles, and he always sounds like he’s about to die from overexposure to other people. It’s not like I don’t pay him! I feel like he’d run away otherwise, haha!
I fix Riiiii- ACK! Ricky’s computer someti-times... he pays me well... hhh! H-how nice...
I learned that Sol can’t tell music from noise the day he heard a garbage disposal and asked me if that was my new song. Boy, I think that’s the most offended I’ve ever been in my life! You know the guy doesn’t have a replacement in his system for the part of your brain that can tell what music is? Crazy stuff. That unintentional burn keeps me up at night sometimes, though.
I like Ricky a lot!! He’s never asked me anything about the whole “being a robot” thing, which makes me feel a lot better. I’m afraid I hurt his feelings once, though... I’m sorry!! I really don’t know what’s music anymore!!
I know Bruce! Well, not really, but I know of him pretty well. Jeremy talks about the dude all the time, so I think I know way more about him than he wants me to. Sorry about that, man, Jeremy’s gonna Jeremy. Still, a friend of Jeremy is a friend of mine, so if you ever need anything, I’m here for you!
Jeremy’s friend. I’ve met him a couple times, he’s alright.